Tu Kall Kyo Nahi Aayi?
Views: 39,627 - Posted on 08 Mar 2012
Punjab Ke Ek Sarkari School Ke Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Ladki Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Tu Kall Kyu Nahi Aayi Thi?”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Sir, Kal Mujhe Tattiya Lag Gayi Thi”
Teacher Hairan Hote Hue: “Phir Kya Hua? Hame Bhi To Tatte Lage Hai Par Hum To Roj Aate Hai”
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Tattian = Loose Motions
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पंजाब के एक सरकारी स्कूल के टीचर ने क्लास में एक लड़की से पूछा.
टीचर: 'तू कल क्यों नहीं आई थी?"
लड़की शरमाते हुए: "सर, कल मुझे टट्टिया लग गयी थी "
टीचर हैरान होते हुए: "फिर क्या हुआ? हमें भी तो टट्टे लगे है पर हम तो रोज आते है"
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sonali tumari gnd marna chata ho
TIK HAI KAHA AANA HAI. MERE ANMOL RATAN
OK ANMOL
kya huha anmol ji
I m gona puke… dirty joke!!
hahaha
ek class me teacher ki pant ki zip khuli thi toh sab ladkiyan hasne lagi tabhi sir bole,'' jada haso mat varna bahar nikaal ke khada kar dunga.
hahahaha
Old joke ko phir se publise kyo karte ho admin bro wo bhi old comments ke sath……???
Tum Log shayad andhe ho gaye ho ya shayad joke padte waqt lund chuste ho jo tatte aankho ke aage aa jate hai
TUm logo ko dikhta nahi ki purane joke mein pahle SMS aur hindi version nahi tha. so i am correcting the old jokes
kisi ko bhi kisi tarha ki problem hai to vo jokes na pade. other wise for my own relax i will close the COMMENTS parmanent.
admin ka gussa….ohhh
hehehehehe…..
priya darling tum mujhse w2h pe bhi bat nhi karti ho/
oye idiot maine tujhe bola tha ke mujhe se door hi raha kar …dont comment on mee..& dont try to talk 2 me.okk
I’m sorry admin bro. Mai andha ho gaya tha aapne meri aankhe khol di…..
Its Ok… bas life mein ek bat yad rakhna
ki agar koi bhi kam hat ke hone lage to usko galat samjhne ki jagha ye socha karu ki kyu ho raha hai
like agar tumhari girlfriend ka fon rat ko 3 gante tak busy rahe to iska ye matlab nahi ki agle din tum uski esi tesi fer do. ho sakta hai vo kisi relative se bat kar rahi ho..
Sam case here, main bhi purane jokes ko taza kar raha hun. aj se 2 years pahle na meri imagination itnia chi thi aur na hi main present kar paata tha.. par aaj main un jokes ko acha bana sakta hun so kar raha hun.
I agree with u admin ji kya example diya hai… wah…..
Fir Kissi Do Na Ek :p
happy holi to dear all frnds
aaiye PRIYA JI, subh se busy thi lgta hai :)
A Warning to all users…. agar idhar tum logo ne comment mein chatting karni hai to i am gonna close the comments again aur will start the moderation.
Khas kar wanted and rashii
gud :)
hmmmm
ADMIN BRO mere cmnt moderation me aa rhe hai.. bt mai ise automatic approvle me dalne k liye v nhi khunga.. roj svi raat me chat krte the to koi baat nhi, do din phle raat 10 bje 2mne ek user k id ko automatic approvel me sirf isiliye daal diya tha ki usne tumse request ki thi k wo v baaki logo k trah chat krna chahti hai. or aaj jb maine aisa kiya to…
piche sare hafte ki chat aur apni ek din ki chat mila le pata chal jayega……
aur mere se is bare mein na hi bahas karo to achha hai
ok
uff yeah ghusa???????????????
wanted teri to lag gyi watt…meine pahle hi mana kia tha jayada chat mat kar warna admin block kar dega…chat karni h to W2H par aao….
:)
wanted ji m ap ki tarah chat nhi krti , just mere ek joke par 2 ya 3 comments hi hote h…… yr mjhe ye acha ni lgta ki koi mera nam lekar apni baat kahe, ok
Admin aaj itna gussa kyo ho rahe ho…..??
Admin bro, jane b dijiye. ap b gussa chhodiye.. Agar Wanted ji & Rashi ji chat kr hi rhe hai to apko kya pareshani hai..
But in logo ko chahiye ki itne khule chat nhi karna chahiye.. (mai manta hu ki mai b isi site pr chat karta hu.. But itna b nhi ki..)
ADMIN BRO, AP MUJHSE TO GUSSA NHI HAI NA..
:-) :-)
main kisi se b gussa nahi hun..
all i want is ki ye joke ki site hai joke ki hi bani rahi….kafi hadd tak tum log ek normal chat karte ho.. jiska maine kabhi bura nahi mana.. but this is all the above and cant tolerate this
are admin bro koi holi pe based nvg joke publish kyun nahi kiya .buddy!
Thank u ji hume moderation me karne k liye, pehle hum itne cmts karte the ki ap read bi nhi kar pate hoge but ab humare har cmt ko apko read karna padega :)
Shukriya
Good morning dosto…???
@Hii.. Frndz kaise hai ap log..& kal kitne logo ne drink kiya tha…??
(Admin bro ko chhodkar, bcz itna to confurm hai ki kl admin bro ko chad gyi thi… ) Hahahahahahahahahehehe…
nilesh gud morning , admin ne wanted ko daant diya aur mazee ki baat ki wanted ka kal or koi cmt nahi aaya…rashi ka bhi ek hi cmt aya
@rashi ji aap ne baat to sahi ki ab admin ko aap ke sare cmts reaad kar ne padenge..
waise admin read to sare cmts ko karta h,,,,
Mukhe to kuch din se lag raha the hum log BIGG BOSS ke ghar mein h aur ADMIN BIGG BOSS h
hahaha
BIGGBOSS chate h wantesd kojail mein daal diya jaye…hahaha
aap logon ko bhi yahi feel ho raha h kya?
Abe mere pe nahi chadi thi.. main uspe chadd gaya tha… maja aa gaya chadd ke uper.. kya bandi thi ;)
Ymmmm… Ymmn….
Ap kaise chad gye.. Wo b uspe… Hehehe:-q..
admin yaarr kuch joke meine veg site par submit kiye the unhe publish kar do….
1-2 atleast…
Yuppp.. Soon i Will
Good joke
Mr Deleted apko bda mja aa rha hain, ap sbko humare cmts se prob hain toh hoti rahe, apko log ek bat k piche kyu pad jate ho hume samjh nhi aata, waise bi hum sunday tak free hain isliye cmt kar paye but sunday k baad ap sbko humare cmt se jyda prob nhi hogi bcz tb hum apne ibps k interview me busy ho jayege
bye
Rashi ji meri utne himmat ki Mein aap ki chat ko mazze Mein le Lu ……app bhul gyi ki meri wife ka naam Rashi h aur mujhe darr lagta h …..Mein to sapne Mein bhi aisi baat na sochu …….
Hi All,
How are u ?