Tum Hass Kyu Rahe Ho

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Lady Teacher Student Se: “Tum Hass Kyu Rahe Ho?

Student: “Maine Abhi Aapki Bra Ka Ek Strap Dekh Liya

Teacher: “Get Out Of Class For One Week

Tabhi Ek Doosra Bachha Bhi Hus Pada

Teacher: “Ab Tum Kyu Hasse Ho?

Student: “Maine Do Strap Dekh Liye

Teacher Gusse Se: “Get Out For One Month

Tabhi Vo Chalk Uthane Ke Liye Jhukki

To Santa Class Se Bahar Jane Laga

Teacher Ne Puchha Ki Tu Bahar Kyu Jaa Raha Hai

Santa: “Madam Main Jo Hune Dekhya Hai Us Layi Shayad Mere School De Din Khatam Ho Gaye Ne

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16 Responses to "Tum Hass Kyu Rahe Ho"

  1. murari kumar says:

    WONDERFULL????????????????????

  2. Saara says:

    vry nice….

  3. ms says:

    2 GOOD

    HI SAARA

  4. ankit singh says:

    yar school ke dino ki yaad aa gayi aur un sexy teacheron ki bhi

  5. dillu.............. says:

    jabardast hai…………yaar

  6. Nagesh says:

    ye santa ki age kya hai, har type ke joke me fit ho jata hai

    • admin says:

      Nagesh You are confused, Vo ek santa nahi hai Why you think ki duniya mein ek hi santa hai there are so many Nagesh, Sameer & Santa

  7. MAMPY says:

    very very nice

  8. Nil says:

    Good joke SAARA

  9. Nil says:

    Good joke SAARA.

  10. sunny says:

    ankit ki tarha mujhe bhi aapne school k din yaad aa gye…and sexy techeron ki bhi..and panisment ki bhi

  11. Vicky says:

    Mere khayal se santa ne uske boobs dekh liye honge. Kuch khas nahi tha

  12. daman says:

    kya mam ka lund dekh liya kya ????????

  13. sunny says:

    moral:-jo hansta h wo fasta h….gggg

  14. gaurav says:

    hahahhahaha sardar ji tussi great ho

  15. prakashseth says:

    mam ki galti hai

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