Tum Hass Kyu Rahe Ho
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Lady Teacher Student Se: “Tum Hass Kyu Rahe Ho?”
Student: “Maine Abhi Aapki Bra Ka Ek Strap Dekh Liya”
Teacher: “Get Out Of Class For One Week”
Tabhi Ek Doosra Bachha Bhi Hus Pada
Teacher: “Ab Tum Kyu Hasse Ho?”
Student: “Maine Do Strap Dekh Liye”
Teacher Gusse Se: “Get Out For One Month”Tabhi Vo Chalk Uthane Ke Liye Jhukki
To Santa Class Se Bahar Jane Laga
Teacher Ne Puchha Ki Tu Bahar Kyu Jaa Raha Hai
Santa: “Madam Main Jo Hune Dekhya Hai Us Layi Shayad Mere School De Din Khatam Ho Gaye Ne“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Haye Ram Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Ek Aadmi Apni Biwi Ke Samne Muth Maar Raha Tha. Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Apni Salwar Niche Karke Chut Pe ..- Eid Ka Chaand Kya Aap Bhi Dekhna Chahte Ho?
Ek Molvi Ek Chote Se Bachhe Ko Gand Marwane Ke Liye Fulsla Raha Thha. Moulvi: “Beta, Gaand Mar ..- Eent Ka Jawab Pathar Se Diya
Hotel Walo Ki Ek Aadmi Ke Sath Ki Gayi Jyadti, Aur Uspar Us Aadmi Ka Eent Ka Pathar Se Diya Gaya Jaw ..- Ladki Kuchh Dalva Rahi Thhi
Daalne Laga Thha Main, Chikhne Lagi Wo.. Hua Dard Itna Ke Seh Na Saki Woh. Takleef Hui Itni, Boli Ba ..- Biwi Ki Yaad Aur Sharaab
Santa Banta Se Bola : “Yaar Kal Main Apni Biwi Di Yaad Bhulaan Layi Sharaab Di Bottle Da Sahaa ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
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WONDERFULL????????????????????
vry nice….
2 GOOD
HI SAARA
yar school ke dino ki yaad aa gayi aur un sexy teacheron ki bhi
jabardast hai…………yaar
ye santa ki age kya hai, har type ke joke me fit ho jata hai
Nagesh You are confused, Vo ek santa nahi hai Why you think ki duniya mein ek hi santa hai there are so many Nagesh, Sameer & Santa
very very nice
Good joke SAARA
Good joke SAARA.
ankit ki tarha mujhe bhi aapne school k din yaad aa gye…and sexy techeron ki bhi..and panisment ki bhi
Mere khayal se santa ne uske boobs dekh liye honge. Kuch khas nahi tha
kya mam ka lund dekh liya kya ????????
moral:-jo hansta h wo fasta h….gggg
hahahhahaha sardar ji tussi great ho
mam ki galti hai