Tumse Achha To Paperwala Hai
Views: 39,327 - Posted on 12 Jul 2012
Dudhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha.
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaj Mein Gusse Se Boli
Aurat: “Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi Karo, Tumse Achha To Paperwala Hai, Jo Chup-Chap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai“
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Hi Priya,
PATNA kha hai ???????????
PATNA hmmmm ….rajastan me to nhi hai..baaki kahi ka mereko pata nhi :P :P :P :P :P
priya aap rajasthan se ho…?
Nina Yes :)
i m also from rajasthan.
hahahahahaha…………… :P
sssssssshhhhhhhhhhh mast joke hai !!!!!!
hahahahaha……….Raat 3 baje santa apni wife ko jor se dhakka dene laga
Wife: Kya hua ?
Santa : Tum Nind ki Goli lena bhul Gayi ! :P :) :) :P
hahahahahahahaha…
1. On being Late:
“Kab shuru hua?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu…….. . bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”
“Kal se pakka class karunga”
“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”
“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
2. During the lecture:
“Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is …….huuuummmmm. ……aaaaaaaa. ……… ..”
“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir.. ..”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha. ……”
“Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain ”
“Heads, we go Movie , Tails, we go Movie now!!!”
“class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye….. .”
3. Lab
“Expt. 2 Kiya kya??”
“Isme Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai…..mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata…….. ”
“Are tu to bura maan gaya……. dikha na………”
4. Tests
“Tests???? …..Aree yaar…… ”
“Kya…… abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga….”
“Boss….. hogaya…… aur nahi ho sakta……. .jaan nahi de sakta……. ”
“Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?”
“Aaj kounsa test hai?”
“Oye Mera dost kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail….”
After test……
“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalega…”
5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
“I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya ”
“Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega…….. ”
“Bola tha proxy regularly maar……. Saale teri class karne ka kya faida hua…..”
6. Late submission of Projects
“Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena”
“Last date extend hui thi”
“I didn’t know the last date”
“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya…….”
“They should allow XEROX……. .”
7 . After exam
“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?”
“Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?”
“Ye Kaunsi book me tha”
“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….Gaya. ……… fail pakka……. ”
“Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena…….. wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar……”
8 VIVA (b4 exam)
“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”
“Aeee……Rohit. ….terese kya poocha…… .”
“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”
“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai”
9 . VIVA (General)
“Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point”
“Roll no. 1 aur 2 ki watt laga di hai”
“External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai”
“Ye kounse unit mein aata hai”
10 . Submission
“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”
“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”
“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki…….”
“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”
“Ye tune kya likha hai????”
(The best one)
“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal”
“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”
” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.”
“Koi hint…….. ”
“Are baba ghasit de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”
12. Exam
“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai”
“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai”
“ye last time hi poochha thaa”
“tere paas is ke notes hai??”
“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)”
“nahi samjha to rat le”
“External ke aane ke pura scene hai……. ”
“Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai……..”
“Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha…….issmein to anda aata hai……”
“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya……..”
…….. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ………
…….. Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai…….
…….. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ……..
…….. kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ……..
…….. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ……..
…….. Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai……
…….. hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai ……..
…….. exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ……..
…….. tab ki bekar lagne wali photo’s chehre pe hasi laati hai …….
…….. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. ……..
…….. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai……..
…….. Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho…….
……..fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar aur …….
……..wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Dosto!…….. Ye sab kya likha hai maine nahi padha hai :( :(
Aap pura padh liye ho to Mujhko v suna do :P :)
last ki lines bahut sahi h….sach mein …ab class lagane ka mann karta h….
Really Nice…!
gud joke
hi frnds hws u gud joke
Hi frnds. Kese ho aap log. Kya btaun yaar aaj kl bahut busy chal rha hun. So cmnts nhi kr pa rha.
Kuchh nai kahaniyan hain. Jese Admin bhai Deleted g ko nunnited kyon kahte hain.
Admin bhai ka future plan.
Deepak bhai k kuchh raaz.
Shalu n Alok ki aage ki love story.
Alok n Navya ki hate story.
Varsha n Nina k dream project.
Aur v bahut kuchh .
Ye sb bahut jaldi aap jaanenge . So frnds plz wait.
alok ji aapne yaad kiya aur mein aa gyi….
yaad krte hi aap aa gyi,
…..aap ladki hai ya hichki.
nina ji…..shalu ji pta nahi kya h….ye koi nahi janta….mein bhi nahi janti
Hi mast girls Nina nd Shalu. How r u both ?
Bilkul thik kaha aurtan ne. Vaise mujhe dobt ha ki vo aurat navya hi rahi hogi jise mamuli sa joke v samaj nai ata. Hehehehe dont mind
hey u tamna ko statement muje joke smj ate h na ye kaho ki kuch km hr joke ka ek lin to smj aa hi jata h he he he he
cuhi, cuhe se- kya tum mere liye apni jaan de skte ho.
cuha- nahi.
cuhi-kyon.
cuha- sadi ma nu put ni lbne, tenu yaar bathere…..
wah wah….lagta h aap panjabi h….
first i am an indian
means u r not punjabi …….
aby tum to chote ho to tmko itna kuch kese smj ata h…. muje to mstly joke smj hi nai ate
Navya Ji kyuki mai Maharashtra me rahta hu!!! yaha aisy bate insan agar sikhna nahi chahe tobhi Sikh jata hai ,, and how do you know kee mai chota hu???
phli bat to tm muje navyaji nai navya di bolo coz me tumse badi hu or ha site pe tumne hi btaya tha ki tm 12th me ho
OK navya Di!!! ab khush??? and mujhe jaruru nahi lagta kee apne se badi ladki ko Di kahna jaruri hai kyuki meri gf hai Jo 1st year me hai and ek 1/2 year me :D
aby ye btao yar kya mtlb badi behen k age ki ldki ptaye ho ab ye btao jb tk wo nai ptai hogi tb tk to agr aas pas ki tbtk to di hi na bolte hoge ye to tm yar mere colony k ldko jesa kr re ho wo skul me alag colony me alag apnese b badi age ki ldki set kr rkhe h or daily ate jate ko b cmnt pas krte h
navaya di your taking me wrong!!! mai us type ka ladka nahi hu jo streets pe khade hoker ladkiyo ko comments pass kare!!!! and tumhara kahena bhi sahi hai but 1 year se badi ladki to chalti hai na hehehe aap marriged ho kya??
oh god meri sadi he he he mera abi 12th cmplete hua h or me abi 18year cmplt nai ki hu bal vivah thodi krna h meri bat galat lgi to sory but 99% ldke ase hi hote h
adminji ab ye joke k uper kya wo alotigment ane lge yar wese to bahot joke mere uper nikal jate ab to read hi nai kr pati
adminji ab ye joke k uper kya wo alotigment ane lge yar wese to bahot joke mere uper nikal jate ab to read hi nai kr pati btaiye kya
“Change can’t be given to you everytime,
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Gr8 lines said by.
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Girdhari lal-(Sabji wala).
Meaning- Kripya paise khulle de. :-)
Apne dil se mera silsila jod de
duwar ankho ka apni khula chod de
saaf chahat jisme na chehra dikhe
dil ye kehta hai wo aina tod de
dukhne ankhe na aa jaye teri kahi
raat bhar yaad me jagna chod de
rah me rok lena to ruswai hai
sath chal mere ya mera rasta chod de
wah kya baat hai ! Very nice
dad-agar is bar fail ho gye to mujhe apna baap na kahna.
after result-
dad-result kesa raha.
bacha- dimag ki dahi na kar Ramlal, tune baap hone ka haq kho diya.
hehehehe good one!!!
agar aap is jagah ye dalti (Beta= dad aap tension na lo ye mera test hai DNA test nahi!!!:D)
ryt.,
…this is an another good one.
thanxx;D!!!!
hahahahahaha………bahut achaa joke thaa
del=nunnited
nunnited means-
nun(noon) me nite wale kaam karne wala….
….means
….del dophar me hi soo jata hai.
noon mein sounga to office kon chlayega………i m DM….
hahahahahahahahaha..
Very gud joke.
Ajkal to site par kuch jyada hi raunak dikh rhi hai. Kya bat hai.
Hehehehehe.
Aur dosto kho kaise ho ap log aur kya ho rha hai is time…???
fine how are you bro???
teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila,
teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila,
jab tere galo parr se hath ghumaya,
to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila.
You can love as many people
as you want – that does not mean one
day you will go bankrupt, and you will
have to declare, ‘Now I have no love.’ You
cannot go bankrupt as far as love is
concerned.
In Hindi: आप जितने लोगों को चाहें उतने
लोगों को प्रेम कर सकते हैं- इसका ये मतलब नहीं है
कि आप एक दिन दिवालिया हो जायेंगे, और कहेंगे,”
अब मेरे पास प्रेम नहीं है”. जहाँ तक प्रेम का सवाल है
आप दिवालिया नहीं हो सकते.
Ladkiyo k Nipple k aaspas small dots kyo hote he ?
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ye andhe bhaiyo k liye bhagvan ne brail lipi me likha hai
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KRIPYA YAHA CHUSE…
hmmmmm PTBN !!!!
what is ptbn
Hehehehe PTBN mens Point to be notice”!!! hahahahhh aap log to hairan hi ho gaye!!
Wah!!! Deepak bro, laazbaab q and ans.
he he he he aby meri sadi oh god bal vivah apradh h abi mere 18complte nai hue h
nahi nvya di mail to aap ki mere bare me Jaltpheme dur kar raha tha and dosti me to ye chalta hi hai!!! and ohhh mujhe lag aap 24 tak to honge hi ((( it means mai mere hisab se tumhe line mar sakta hu hehehehe) just kidding don’t mind:D!!!
Hello friends site p to aag lagi hui kafi raunak ji .enjoy comments aby ye ptbn kya hai?
Hehehehe PTBN mens Point to
be notice”!!! hahahahhh aap log
to hairan hi ho gaye!! ohhh to Tum ho Bad girl hmm
Good joke
Ek samundar hai jo mere kabu me hai
Or ek katra hai jo mujhse sambhala nahi jata
Ek umar hai jo mujhe bitani hai tere bagair
Or ek lamha hai jo mujhse gujara nahi jata
lovely shayri bro likhne wala baada shayr hai!!!!!!
Sabhi users kya aap sabhi kal ke joke main apne-2 shahar ka naam bata sakte hain
samjh nahi aaya lalit bhai!!!
i m from chandigarh
iam from pune Maharashtra!!!
Lalit bro, I am from My Ghar… ;) ;)
exclusive for navya ji
Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana
nahi hota
Na na bhai ji last line ye honi chahiae thi
K dr thik hi kahte hai k kitanu har jahah hote hai.
Ha hahahahahahaha :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Kisi fakir ne kaha h.
Apne gamo ki yu Numaish n kar,
Apne Nasib ki yu azmaish n kar.
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Jo tera h tere dar par khud ayega.
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Roj Roj use pane ki khwaish na kar.
Me from aligarh
really….to tala lagao na…
Me from aligarh .goodnight friends
Jab yaad teri aati hai to dil mera rota hai
jab yaad teri aati hai to dil mera rota hai
tum se dur hokar pata chala k ye judai ka darad kya hota hai.
GOOD MORNING FRIENDS…
good mrng bro!!!!
ek bar bahut sre cuhe bil ke bahar baithe the,tabi ek bili aa gayi, sre cuhe bhag gye lakin ek cuha wahi batha cigrate pita rha.
Bili- abe tujhe mere se dur nahi lagta?
Cuha,(cigrate ka cush lgte hue)-…Hum RED&WHITE pine walo ki baat hi kuch aur hai.
hehehe good mrng!!!!
very goodmorning ,friends.
Nina Tum karti kya ho!!
wo nainaji cmnt krti h kyu ase kyu puch re ho
Naina ji L L B kr rahi h…bro,,, un ko comnt soch smj kr krna…jyada chi chpad ki to case b kr skti h… ;) ;)
i m a school lectuarar of pol.science nd sociology and a part time programme ancher.
Nina, not naina….frnds.
@navaya mail kam ya education ki baat kar raha hu!!!!
@navya tumne to bataya tum mujhse badi ho but Tum to 18+ bhi nahi ho!!
Aaj ka joke kaha hai bhai.? :-(
@deleted g dce ka meang clr krne ka ek reason tha dronacharya clg of eng..!
@jay yaar what a composition man..!
Skul ki yaad aa gayi..!
@lalit jee main bihar se hu..!
1 Ladka Apni G.F. k Msg Padhk Boar ho
Gaya tha,
vo har Waqt
I Love U,
I Miss U k Msg Bhejti Thi.
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1 Raat ko Uska Msg aaya.
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Magar Ladke ne Msg Khola Nahi, Aur vo
so Gaya.
Dusre Din us Ladki ki Maa ka Phone Aaya
ki kal Raat vo Accident me Mar Gayi.
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Fir Ladke ne Raat ko jo Msg Aaya tha vo
Padha,Usme Likha tha”Dear,Mera Accidant
hua he, me
Tumhe Akhari Bar Dekhna Chahti hu,
Tum Jaldi se Hospital me Aa Jao.
“Moral of the Story:”
Marte Waqt Bhi Free Msgs Khatam karne ka
Nahi Sochna
chahiye, Phone kar Lena Chahiye..! :P
Jab Jab Aata Hai Ye Barsaat Ka Mausam,
Teri Yaad Hoti Hai Sath Humdum,
Is Mausam Mein Nahi Karienge Yaad Tujhe
Ye Socha Hai Humne…
Par Phir Socha Ki Baarish Ko Kaise Rok
Paayeinge Hum…. AaJ KAFi Sanaata hai site Par!!!!!
Dete ho kyu dard bas hami ko,
kya samjho is ankho ki nami ko,
kehne ko to hai lakho tare chand ke,
par kya chand mehsus karta hai is
tare ke kami ko…
Hame to aadat thi bahut sari peene
ki par usne uski kasam dekar chuda
di, tab baite the yaaro ki mehfil me
to yaaron ne uski kasam dekar pila
di
Banta to a girl: Wat’s ur name?
Girl: Carmen.
Banta: Yeh kaisa naam hai?
Girl: Becoz I like Cars and men. What’s ur
name?
Banta: Pussinder Booby
mast :-D
I m from ballabgarh faridabad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Very nice joke…Dear Admin Sir….please never publish my mail id and do’nt write my real name…humari aur aapki bahut pahle se jaan pahchan hai…abhi 2 sal se gayab tha aur yahan comment nahi kar raha tha…lekin ab nagbaba ke nam se comment karunga…haa apka koi joke chuta nahi hai..sab para hai….
Dear Anuj and Priya tum log to kafi purane khilari ho…
Dear Sexydas baba…abhi mere marritual status change ho gaya hai…Apne shadi ki ya nahi…agar kar liya to bahut-2 badhai…aur nahi kiya to all the best…
Aaj ka joke kaha hai?
admin is everything ok ?
how is ur father…?
we all r very much serious about u ….? kindly reply with one cmt atleast…..so that we all know about u ?
Sab Bhadiya Hai, Bas kuch kam ki wajah se Net access nahi kar paya tha so comment nahi ho sakta :)
saale dra diya tha hum sabko
Agar wo zindagi me ek bar meri
ho
jaye
to main apni har shayari or gazal
se
Lafz-e-Judai hi mita doon..!!
apno ne apno ko auro ke liye rula diya,
kya hua agar aapno ne hume bhula diya,
akele to hm phele hi the,
fark to itna h ki bs “akela” hone ka ehsas dila
diya..
Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko
Saath Wale Toilet Se Aawaz aayi:KyaHaal Hai
Yaar?
Wo Ghabra Ke Bola:
Fine! Theek Hun!
Aawaz aayi :Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Aadmi: Tumhari Tarah BaithaHua Hun!
Aawaz aayi : Main Aa Jaun Abi Tumhare Paas?
Wo Aadmi (Ghabra Kr): Oh! Na Na Na. Main
Boht Busy Hun!
Then Aawaz aayi:
Yar Main Tumko Baad Me Call Krta Hun. Pata
Nhi Kon kamina Dusrey Toilet Se Meri Hr Baat Ka
Jawab De Raha Hai. :-D
How do frnds help us in
problem? …
They give us the most stupid
idea!….
Which puts us into anothr problm &
make us forget d previous one.
Aaj tarikh kitni achi hai…
13-7-(tera saat)
or jb tera sath hai to muje kya kami hai. . .
hai na . . . …!!
frnd….
Some people cant forget theirfirst love,
Others cant forget their last,
The luckiest are those whosefirst love lasts. ♥
♥ parmjeet ♥
Good p.m. Friends.admin please tell us about your prob
Dosto hm AGRA se hain.
Admin bro, plz yr..1 baar yaha a kr sb se baat kr lo dear…
Ap k papa ki tabiyat ab kaisi h…?
Thik hai ab :) tum logo ke hote mere sath kuch galat kaha ho sakta hai bhai
ab thoda sa rest karne ko bola hai doc ne.. thode din tak sab bhadiya ho jayega
sunkar sukun mila….bahut tension ho gyi thi ………thank GOD…….
hi dosto mai yaha is site pe apne kuch achche dost banana chahta hu jisse mai apni feelings share ker saku,mai yaha aksar ata aur jocks padhta hu,aur niche comment dekhta hu to sochta ki aap lo humse bhi chet kare aur hamare b frd bane to humse frdship karoge na
kya jokes h, wah wah……………………………….