Types Of Potty – Must Read

Ghost Potty: “The Kind Where You Feel The Potty Has Come Out, But There Is No Potty In The Toilet.

Second Wave Potty: “This Happens When Your Done Pottying And You’ve Pulled Up Your Pants To Your Knees, And You Realize That You Have To Potty Some More.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Tat Potty: “The Kind Where You Want To Potty But All You Do Is Sit On The Toilet And Fart A Few Times.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Potty: “The Kind Where You Strain So Much To Get It Out, You Practically Have A Stroke.

Wet Cheeks Potty (The Power Dump): “The Kind That Comes Out Of Your Butt So Fast, Your Butt Gets Splashed With Water.

Mexican Potty: “It Smells So Bad Your Nose Burns.

Blasty Potty: “Its So Noisy, Everyone Within An Earshot Is Laughing.

The Surprise Potty: “Your Not Even At The Toilet Because You Are Sure Your About To Fart, But Oops ……. A Potty!!

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  92 Comments

  1. ρяιуα says:

    ewwwwww chiiiiiiiiiiiii…….

    Admin ye sab kitne time tak survey kar k pata kiya ???
    & kitne logo pe ?

  2. DeLeTeD says:

    ravi tumne bataya nahi tum india se bahar rahte ho kya jo tumhare cmts k timing itne different h ?

    zidan ne mere que ka answer nahi diya?

    lalit ji dukan bhi dekhte ho ya site par hi rahte ho….

    nitesh k exam 12 tak h shayad…..
    priya ji namaste

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      hahahahaha,,, Nahi Del Bhai Main India Me hi Hu… Night shift hai isliye jab b time milta hai cmnts karta hu,,, isliye mere cmnts k timing itne different hai… Mera 1 week Night Shift Rehta 1 week Day S…
      Aur batao Big B kaise ho…? Bhabhi ji kaisi Hain…? Unko mera namste kehna…

  3. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

    dosto is terha k potty wale experiments karte rehna chahiye
    health k bare mai pata chalta rahta h hehehehehe

    jisne ki sharam
    uske foote karam

    baba ji ka param bhakt
    devendr
    hehehe

  4. ρяιуα says:

    Pagal dentist
    se :
    kya dard k baghair daant nikaal
    lete
    ho?
    Dr: nahi.
    Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.
    Dr: wo kaise?
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    Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee
    hee

  5. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

    pehle mai jab 12 saal ka tha to 5 se 8 ghante bf dekhta tha BROADBAND per hehehe

    fir at age 16, BROADBAND internet katwa diya papa ne bhuhuhuuuuuuhuu

    or 2g lagwa diya bhuhuhuhuhu

    per is se maine minimum design sikhi h
    you tube k videos ko to mai m.youtube se open kar ke VLC media player se chala leta hu

    per m.BF k videos itne compress nahi hote or chalte hi nahi h bhhhuhhuhuhu

    to dosto kya aapke paas koi esi technology h jis se mai videos ki quality ya frame rate ya pixel size kam kar saku or unhe chala saku hehehehehehehehehe
    ya fir kuch or hehehehehehehe

    1. ZidaN says:

      devander sexy, ye kya pehle 12 phir 16 ab kitna ?

      aur ye chote nanhe munne bache ki site nahi hai,

      aare dosto sexy to abhi bahut chota hai is liye uski lulli bhi choootttiiiiiiii hai,

      samjho dosto chote bache ki taklif.

    2. himanshi says:

      abe devender bachon jaisi baatein mat kar 3g dongle lele aur shuru hoja. aur haan agar koi rape, force videos collection mile to hehe muje bhi send kar dena
      rape sex, force sex, rough sex are my favourate videos collections

      1. ZidaN says:

        Sanjay bhai dekh rahe ho Ravi ji & uuuu.

        kya bat hai, Ravi ka jadoo chal gaya, koi mil gaya.
        hhhhaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      2. Ravi Tyagi says:

        udaas hone ka Time milna chahiye Bhai,,, yahaa to Night duty me kaam karne me lavde lage hain…

  6. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

    ek ladke ko ladki ne kaha
    ladki – choti nunni wale meri nazro se door hoja
    fir ladk bhi sexy das ji ka bhakt tha
    to vo chala gaya

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    Viagra khane hehehehehehe
    think positive hehehehehehe

  7. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

    jab mai 9 th class mai tha
    hamare science wale teacher ne test paper mai ek question likhne ko kaha

    Q. female and male k jannango{sex} ka namankit chitra banao

    fir ek ladki k muh se nikal gaya
    ladki – hey RAM

    fir teacher ko ghussa aaya or usne use bahar nikal diya

    heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehehehehe

    pehli baar sex ko support kiya gaya tha hehehehehehe

  8. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Good morning Frndz n Del Bro….
    Chalo utho sab,,, Kitni der tak sote ho…
    Sab ko jaga kar main chala sone hahahahahahaha

  9. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Aksar Mere Dil Mein Uthta Hai Ye Sawaal,,,,
    ,,,
    Gairon Se Nibha Kar K Wafa Kya Hoogi Wo, Khush
    Haal,,,,?

  10. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Tu Ne Is Kadar Iraade Hi Mere Tod Diye Hain,,,,P,,,
    ,,,
    Guzrega Safar Kaise,Khada Soch Raha Hoon,,,,

  11. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Socha Tha Achaa Bura Dekha Suna Kuch Bhi
    Nahi,,,
    Maanga Khuda Se Har Waqt Tere Siwa Kuch
    Bhi Nahi,,,,P

  12. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Bheegi Hoi Ek Shaam Ke Dehleez Pe Baithe,,,,

    Har Dil Ke Sulagne Ka Sabab Soch Rahe Hain,,,,

  13. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Umer Bhar Bhi Agar Sadaein Dein,,,
    Beet Kar Waqt Phir Nahi Mudte,,,
    Soch Kar Todna Inhe Saaqi,,,
    Toot Kar Jaam Phr Nahi Judte,,,

  14. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Ek Nazar Ki Aas Me
    Khud Reh Jaoge,,,
    ,,,
    Is Trha Mat Dkho Wrna
    Dekhte Reh Jaoge,,,
    ,,,
    Bina Jhijhak Keh Do
    Aaj Apne Dil Ki Baat,,,
    ,,,p
    Sochoge To Zindagi
    Bhar Sochte Reh Jaoge,,,

  15. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Sadiyaan hain ke guzri hi chali jati hain
    ,,,,
    Lamhey hain ke ik umar se chup chaap
    khade hain….

  16. Ravi Tyagi says:

    My fav,,,
    ,,,
    Shoq-e-safar kahan se kahan le gaya
    hamein,,,
    ,,,
    Hum jis ko chhod aaye manzil wohi to thi….

  17. manish kmr says:

    I remember when…..

    PUSSY meant a CAT
    SEX meant GENDER
    BITCH was a FEMALE DOG
    DICK was a NAME
    BANG was a SOUND
    RUBBER was an ERASER
    ASS was an ANIMAL
    SCREW was just a TOOL
    HEAD meant a part of BODY
    BALLS meant a round TOY
    NUTS meant DRYFRUIT
    69 was just a NUMBER
    &
    Then . . .
    I Came Across All u Dirty Bastards & My Education Got Ruined.

  18. DeLeTeD says:

    “Tu” rutha rutha sa lagta hai,
    Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki…
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    “Me” zindagi girvi rakh sakta hu,
    Tum keemat batao muskurane ki….

  19. chota admin says:

    एक अमेरिकन बोला भाई साहब बताइये
    अगर आपका भारत महान है..
    तो सँसार के
    इतने आविष्कारों में आपके देश का क्या योगदान
    है.??

    हिन्दुस्तानी – अरे अमरीकन सुन..
    संसार की पहली फायर प्रूफ लेडी भारत में
    हुई..
    नाम था “होलिका” आग में जलती नही थी..
    इसीलिए उस वक्त फायर ब्रिगेड
    चलती नही थी!!

    संसार की पहली वाटर प्रूफ बिल्डिँग भारत में
    हुई..
    … नाम था भगवान विष्णु का”शेषनाग”..
    काम तो ऐसे जैसे “विशेषनाग”

    दुनिया के पहले पत्रकार भारत में हुए..
    “नारदजी” जो किसी राजव्यवस्था से
    नही डरते थे .. तीनों लोक की सनसनी खेज
    रिपोर्टिँग करते थे!!

    दुनिया के पहले कॉँमेन्टेटर”संजय” हुऐ
    जिन्होंने नया इतिहास बनाया ..
    महाभारत के युद्ध का आँखो देखा हाल अँधे
    “ध्रतराष्ट” को उन्ही ने सुनाया !!

    दादागिरी करना भी दुनिया हमने
    सिखाया क्योंकि वर्षो पहले हमारे”शनिदेव” ने
    ऐसा आतँक मचाया ..
    कि “हफ्ता” वसूली का रिवाज उन्ही के
    शिष्यो ने चलाया..आज भी उनके शिष्य हर
    शनिवार को आते है ! उनका फोटो दिखाकर
    हफ्ता ले जाते है !!

    अमेरिकन बोला दोस्त फालतू की बातें मत
    बनाओ !
    कोई ढँग का आविष्कार हो तो बताओ !!
    (जैसे हमने इँसान की किडनी बदल दी, बाईपास सर्जरी कर
    दी आदि)

    हिन्दुस्तानी बोला रे अमरीकन
    सर्जरी का तो आइडिया ही दुनिया को हमने
    दिया था !
    तू ही बता “गणेशजी” का ऑपरेशन क्या तेरे
    बाप ने किया था..!!

    अमरीकन हडबडाया.. गुस्से मेँ बडबडाया!
    देखते ही देखते चलता फिरता नजर आया!!

    तब से पूरी दुनिया को हम पर मान है!!!
    दुनिया में मुल्क कितने ही हो पर सबमें
    मेरा “भारत” महान है……!! :-)

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Waah kya baat hai. . . Del Bro Nd Lalitmangla bro…. Lajawab Shers…
      Del bhai aapko fb Pe dhundhte dhundhte pareshan ho gaya hu… Rakesh Rathee naam ke bahot se log hai…

      1. chela sexy das (devendr) says:

        100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% corrrrrrrrrrrrrrreccccct hehehehehehehehe

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Haan Bade bhai Abhi So kar Utha Hu… Vaise Friday Ko chhutti Rehti hai,, ab Kal Se Day Shift,,,
      .
      Del Bhai Aapka Home town Kya Hai….?

      1. deleted says:

        beta ravi tum pakde gye…..tum jay ho…..jay ki friday ko holiday hoti thi….he was in middle east…and now i understood the reason of ur unusual cmts timing…..????

        bahut bewkoof banaya tumne site k users ko….

      2. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Nahi Del Bhai Main Ravi hi hu… Vaise meri bhi Friday Ko holiday rehti hai… Ab Tumhe Fb Par Milunga Tab Aapko Pta Chalega…

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Nahi Priya Ji hum aapko Gaali Kyu denge,,, vaise to aapke LiyE hamare dil se sirf duaa hi nikalti hai.. Del bro ne cmnt kiya Ki admin aaj Priya ke naam Se cmnt kar raha Hai…

      2. chota admin says:

        ravi ….ladki ka naam dekhte hi…badal gya

        del bro sahi kah raha h….mujhe bhi ye admin hi lagta h…

  20. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Lalit Bhai Apne Book shop me mujhe bhi naukari de do… Dono bhai Mil kar dukaan chalayenge…. Kyun,,,?

  21. lalitmangla says:

    Kabhi ishk ko hamnein apna mukaddar samjha tha aaj samajh aaya wo 1 khubsurat jaal tha hamein fasane ke liye

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        O Bhai theek se dekho Shaam ho gayi hai or shaam ko shadow b saath nhi rehta…
        ….
        Tumhe pta nhi chal Raha Hai Kya ki tum Marwa rahi ho….. Hehehehehe

  22. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Del Bhai main Ravi Hu Yaar… Kabhi se Jay Bol Bol kar paka rahe ho,,, Mumbai me Bhi Friday Ko holiday hoti hai…. Ab jaldi batao aapka home twn kya hai…?

  23. Your Shadow says:

    ek kaam karo baba ji apni Gand mai mera Lund lelo
    mai aapke piche rehta hu because i am Your Shadow