Types Of Potty – Must Read
Ghost Potty: “The Kind Where You Feel The Potty Has Come Out, But There Is No Potty In The Toilet.”
Second Wave Potty: “This Happens When Your Done Pottying And You’ve Pulled Up Your Pants To Your Knees, And You Realize That You Have To Potty Some More.”
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Tat Potty: “The Kind Where You Want To Potty But All You Do Is Sit On The Toilet And Fart A Few Times.”
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Potty: “The Kind Where You Strain So Much To Get It Out, You Practically Have A Stroke.”
Wet Cheeks Potty (The Power Dump): “The Kind That Comes Out Of Your Butt So Fast, Your Butt Gets Splashed With Water.”
Mexican Potty: “It Smells So Bad Your Nose Burns.”
Blasty Potty: “Its So Noisy, Everyone Within An Earshot Is Laughing.”
The Surprise Potty: “Your Not Even At The Toilet Because You Are Sure Your About To Fart, But Oops ……. A Potty!!“
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Tujhe bada tajarba hai admin
Admin Ko poore World ke potty ki jankaari hai….hahahahahaha
ewwwwww chiiiiiiiiiiiii…….
Admin ye sab kitne time tak survey kar k pata kiya ???
& kitne logo pe ?
gud observation….toilet mein baith k yahi sab karta h admin
ravi tumne bataya nahi tum india se bahar rahte ho kya jo tumhare cmts k timing itne different h ?
zidan ne mere que ka answer nahi diya?
lalit ji dukan bhi dekhte ho ya site par hi rahte ho….
nitesh k exam 12 tak h shayad…..
priya ji namaste
jai ram ji ki del ji :)
Main phone se net chalata hoon jaise hi free hua site open kar leta hoon
Bade bhai Kis Cheez Ki dukan Hai aapki…?
Del bhai sahab aapke kaun se que ka jawab nahi diya main ?
hahahahaha,,, Nahi Del Bhai Main India Me hi Hu… Night shift hai isliye jab b time milta hai cmnts karta hu,,, isliye mere cmnts k timing itne different hai… Mera 1 week Night Shift Rehta 1 week Day S…
Aur batao Big B kaise ho…? Bhabhi ji kaisi Hain…? Unko mera namste kehna…
dosto is terha k potty wale experiments karte rehna chahiye
health k bare mai pata chalta rahta h hehehehehe
jisne ki sharam
uske foote karam
baba ji ka param bhakt
devendr
hehehe
Pagal dentist
se :
kya dard k baghair daant nikaal
lete
ho?
Dr: nahi.
Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.
Dr: wo kaise?
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Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee……
pehle mai jab 12 saal ka tha to 5 se 8 ghante bf dekhta tha BROADBAND per hehehe
fir at age 16, BROADBAND internet katwa diya papa ne bhuhuhuuuuuuhuu
or 2g lagwa diya bhuhuhuhuhu
per is se maine minimum design sikhi h
you tube k videos ko to mai m.youtube se open kar ke VLC media player se chala leta hu
per m.BF k videos itne compress nahi hote or chalte hi nahi h bhhhuhhuhuhu
to dosto kya aapke paas koi esi technology h jis se mai videos ki quality ya frame rate ya pixel size kam kar saku or unhe chala saku hehehehehehehehehe
ya fir kuch or hehehehehehehe
devander sexy, ye kya pehle 12 phir 16 ab kitna ?
aur ye chote nanhe munne bache ki site nahi hai,
aare dosto sexy to abhi bahut chota hai is liye uski lulli bhi choootttiiiiiiii hai,
samjho dosto chote bache ki taklif.
abe devender bachon jaisi baatein mat kar 3g dongle lele aur shuru hoja. aur haan agar koi rape, force videos collection mile to hehe muje bhi send kar dena
rape sex, force sex, rough sex are my favourate videos collections
Ravi ji i m fine & UUUU????????
udas hi hoga , jo ki reply nahi kiya
Sanjay bhai dekh rahe ho Ravi ji & uuuu.
kya bat hai, Ravi ka jadoo chal gaya, koi mil gaya.
hhhhaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
udaas hone ka Time milna chahiye Bhai,,, yahaa to Night duty me kaam karne me lavde lage hain…
Bas Priya ji aapki Duaa hai….
ek ladke ko ladki ne kaha
ladki – choti nunni wale meri nazro se door hoja
fir ladk bhi sexy das ji ka bhakt tha
to vo chala gaya
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Viagra khane hehehehehehe
think positive hehehehehehe
jab mai 9 th class mai tha
hamare science wale teacher ne test paper mai ek question likhne ko kaha
Q. female and male k jannango{sex} ka namankit chitra banao
fir ek ladki k muh se nikal gaya
ladki – hey RAM
fir teacher ko ghussa aaya or usne use bahar nikal diya
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehehehehe
pehli baar sex ko support kiya gaya tha hehehehehehe
Now thats what we call a SHIT joke!
Zidan Bhai n Sanjay Bhai kaise ho… Thanx mere liye aap log kitna “P”areshan ho…
hehehehe tumhare true frd aapke liye bhut “P”areshan rhte hai ……lolz
Good morning Frndz n Del Bro….
Chalo utho sab,,, Kitni der tak sote ho…
Sab ko jaga kar main chala sone hahahahahahaha
Aksar Mere Dil Mein Uthta Hai Ye Sawaal,,,,
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Gairon Se Nibha Kar K Wafa Kya Hoogi Wo, Khush
Haal,,,,?
Tu Ne Is Kadar Iraade Hi Mere Tod Diye Hain,,,,P,,,
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Guzrega Safar Kaise,Khada Soch Raha Hoon,,,,
Socha Tha Achaa Bura Dekha Suna Kuch Bhi
Nahi,,,
Maanga Khuda Se Har Waqt Tere Siwa Kuch
Bhi Nahi,,,,P
Bheegi Hoi Ek Shaam Ke Dehleez Pe Baithe,,,,
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Har Dil Ke Sulagne Ka Sabab Soch Rahe Hain,,,,
Umer Bhar Bhi Agar Sadaein Dein,,,
Beet Kar Waqt Phir Nahi Mudte,,,
Soch Kar Todna Inhe Saaqi,,,
Toot Kar Jaam Phr Nahi Judte,,,
Ek Nazar Ki Aas Me
Khud Reh Jaoge,,,
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Is Trha Mat Dkho Wrna
Dekhte Reh Jaoge,,,
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Bina Jhijhak Keh Do
Aaj Apne Dil Ki Baat,,,
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Sochoge To Zindagi
Bhar Sochte Reh Jaoge,,,
Sadiyaan hain ke guzri hi chali jati hain
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Lamhey hain ke ik umar se chup chaap
khade hain….
My fav,,,
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Shoq-e-safar kahan se kahan le gaya
hamein,,,
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Hum jis ko chhod aaye manzil wohi to thi….
Meri book shop hai
great ravi…..bahut khoob…..ab tum gazab k shayar ho gye ho
Good morning friends
gud mrng frnds…..
I remember when…..
PUSSY meant a CAT
SEX meant GENDER
BITCH was a FEMALE DOG
DICK was a NAME
BANG was a SOUND
RUBBER was an ERASER
ASS was an ANIMAL
SCREW was just a TOOL
HEAD meant a part of BODY
BALLS meant a round TOY
NUTS meant DRYFRUIT
69 was just a NUMBER
&
Then . . .
I Came Across All u Dirty Bastards & My Education Got Ruined.
70 ways to make a woman happy;
1. Shopping
And the rest is 69…
Oye joke kahan hai
Aaj joke nahi dena kya
“Tu” rutha rutha sa lagta hai,
Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki…
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“Me” zindagi girvi rakh sakta hu,
Tum keemat batao muskurane ki….
एक अमेरिकन बोला भाई साहब बताइये
अगर आपका भारत महान है..
तो सँसार के
इतने आविष्कारों में आपके देश का क्या योगदान
है.??
हिन्दुस्तानी – अरे अमरीकन सुन..
संसार की पहली फायर प्रूफ लेडी भारत में
हुई..
नाम था “होलिका” आग में जलती नही थी..
इसीलिए उस वक्त फायर ब्रिगेड
चलती नही थी!!
संसार की पहली वाटर प्रूफ बिल्डिँग भारत में
हुई..
… नाम था भगवान विष्णु का”शेषनाग”..
काम तो ऐसे जैसे “विशेषनाग”
दुनिया के पहले पत्रकार भारत में हुए..
“नारदजी” जो किसी राजव्यवस्था से
नही डरते थे .. तीनों लोक की सनसनी खेज
रिपोर्टिँग करते थे!!
दुनिया के पहले कॉँमेन्टेटर”संजय” हुऐ
जिन्होंने नया इतिहास बनाया ..
महाभारत के युद्ध का आँखो देखा हाल अँधे
“ध्रतराष्ट” को उन्ही ने सुनाया !!
दादागिरी करना भी दुनिया हमने
सिखाया क्योंकि वर्षो पहले हमारे”शनिदेव” ने
ऐसा आतँक मचाया ..
कि “हफ्ता” वसूली का रिवाज उन्ही के
शिष्यो ने चलाया..आज भी उनके शिष्य हर
शनिवार को आते है ! उनका फोटो दिखाकर
हफ्ता ले जाते है !!
अमेरिकन बोला दोस्त फालतू की बातें मत
बनाओ !
कोई ढँग का आविष्कार हो तो बताओ !!
(जैसे हमने इँसान की किडनी बदल दी, बाईपास सर्जरी कर
दी आदि)
हिन्दुस्तानी बोला रे अमरीकन
सर्जरी का तो आइडिया ही दुनिया को हमने
दिया था !
तू ही बता “गणेशजी” का ऑपरेशन क्या तेरे
बाप ने किया था..!!
अमरीकन हडबडाया.. गुस्से मेँ बडबडाया!
देखते ही देखते चलता फिरता नजर आया!!
तब से पूरी दुनिया को हम पर मान है!!!
दुनिया में मुल्क कितने ही हो पर सबमें
मेरा “भारत” महान है……!! :-)
wah re chhotu sachmuch hamara bharat Mahan.
lekin afsos 50% bharti ha is baat se anjaan.P
del bhai kaise ho ?
i m fine
Kitne Aasan Lafzon Keh Gaye Mujhse Wo
K Sirf Dil Hi Torra Hai Kon Si Jaan Le Li H
Wo jaan lete hamari to koi shikwa na hota ham per unhone bewafayi ka iljam laga diya
Waah kya baat hai. . . Del Bro Nd Lalitmangla bro…. Lajawab Shers…
Del bhai aapko fb Pe dhundhte dhundhte pareshan ho gaya hu… Rakesh Rathee naam ke bahot se log hai…
black shirt mein hun…..
admin aaj priya k naam se cmt kar raha h…
Oye admin kahan gayab ho gaya
call kar le….mujhe lagta h out of the town hoga….
bhar nhi ..apne ghr me masti kar rha hai :P
Admin abhi tak Potty pe Research kar raha hai… Hahahaha
Aaj ka joke kyo nahai bheja….admin bro…..
Mai nahi aaya isliye……?
Koi Admin Ki G…. Nhi Mara Isliye…
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% corrrrrrrrrrrrrrreccccct hehehehehehehehe
Sanjay Bro or Zidan Bhai kahan hai aaj….
ravi tum uth gye….gud mrng for u
Haan Bade bhai Abhi So kar Utha Hu… Vaise Friday Ko chhutti Rehti hai,, ab Kal Se Day Shift,,,
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Del Bhai Aapka Home town Kya Hai….?
beta ravi tum pakde gye…..tum jay ho…..jay ki friday ko holiday hoti thi….he was in middle east…and now i understood the reason of ur unusual cmts timing…..????
bahut bewkoof banaya tumne site k users ko….
Nahi Del Bhai Main Ravi hi hu… Vaise meri bhi Friday Ko holiday rehti hai… Ab Tumhe Fb Par Milunga Tab Aapko Pta Chalega…
India mein friday ko kahin bhi holiday nahi hota….??
jay urf ravi
Abe Admin,,,, Priya Ke naam Se cmnt kar raha Hai…
saale ko 4 gaali de abhi aukat mein aa jayega
mujhe gaaliyan dene ki planing chal rahi hai :o :o
bhuuhuhubhuhu :’(
bye
no ravi me Priya hi hoon :)
aapko aisa kyu lg raha hai ???
Nahi Priya Ji hum aapko Gaali Kyu denge,,, vaise to aapke LiyE hamare dil se sirf duaa hi nikalti hai.. Del bro ne cmnt kiya Ki admin aaj Priya ke naam Se cmnt kar raha Hai…
ravi ….ladki ka naam dekhte hi…badal gya
del bro sahi kah raha h….mujhe bhi ye admin hi lagta h…
Lalit Bhai Apne Book shop me mujhe bhi naukari de do… Dono bhai Mil kar dukaan chalayenge…. Kyun,,,?
Kabhi ishk ko hamnein apna mukaddar samjha tha aaj samajh aaya wo 1 khubsurat jaal tha hamein fasane ke liye
bhabhi ji ko bataunga
Mere paas Bhabhi ji Mob number hai…
Aa to ja
ye deleted k naam se kon cmts kar raha h ????
mein kar rha hun ….ukhad le mera jo ukhadna h…..
To Duplicate Deleted kaun Hai….?
Ye sab kya Cmnts Ki maa Chod rahe ho….
Bhosdiyön ke apne-2 naam se karo
Sahi kaha Lalit bhai… Sab naam Change kar ke gaand Marwa Rahe hai… Hahahahaha
kya mai bhi marwa raha hu
vaise
i am Your Shadow hehehehehehehe
O Bhai theek se dekho Shaam ho gayi hai or shaam ko shadow b saath nhi rehta…
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Tumhe pta nhi chal Raha Hai Kya ki tum Marwa rahi ho….. Hehehehehe
Del Bhai main Ravi Hu Yaar… Kabhi se Jay Bol Bol kar paka rahe ho,,, Mumbai me Bhi Friday Ko holiday hoti hai…. Ab jaldi batao aapka home twn kya hai…?
kya kisi ne mujhe pehchana hehehehehe
Panchii rashi ya phir navya
Lalit bhai Ye koi Ladka Hai… Zidan…. Sanjay… ya ABY
hehehehehe abe yar ye mai hu
hehehehehehehehe
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ek kaam karo baba ji apni Gand mai mera Lund lelo
mai aapke piche rehta hu because i am Your Shadow
jisko bhi meri G marni h vo maar sakta h
because i am your shadow hehehehehehehe
Chalo Sab Naye joke pe….