Use Of MangalaSutra & Condom

Baba Saxidas Se Unki Ek Nayi Bani Cheli Ne Puchha

Cheli: “Baba Ji, Ye Manglasutra Ka Kya Use Hai?

Baba Ji: “Ye License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Condom Ke Enjoy Karne Ka

Cheli: “Wahh Ye To Pata Hi Nahi Thha, Aur Fir Ye Condom Ka Kya Use Hai?

Baba Ji: “Ye Ek License Hai Kamasutra To Bina Manglasutra Ke Enjoy Karne Ka.

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 06 Sep 2014  12 Comments  65,264

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Use Of Mangalsutra, Licence 2 Enjoy Kamsutra Without Condom. Whts D Use Of A Condom? Licence 2 Enjoy Kamsutra Without The Mangalsutra

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  12 Comments

  1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ nice joke !!!!!!

    @ ye laicence v bade kam ki chiz hai !

    @ koi mere paas v to laicence le k aaye !

  2. Heartbeat says:

    Baba ji ki jai ho wah kya baat hai yaar mangalsuter aur condom me ek rishta sa kayam kar diya sameer muje jahi cheez bha jati hai yaar

  3. Cobra says:

    nice jock…
    bahut badiya license ke bina driving khatrnak hoti hai, or yahan par ek kam ke liye 2 alag alag license. kya bat hai.