Viagra Khane Mein Sankoch Mat Kar Dost
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Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ke Ek Dost Ka Khada Nahi Hota Tha To Usko Koi Na Koi Dawayi Khani Padti Thi
Par Har Baar Dawayi Khane Ke Baad Usko Bada Hi Galat Aur Sankoch Mahsoos Hota Thha
Isi Baat Ke Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Uspe Ek Shayari Likhi
Tufan Mein Kashti Nahi Khoji Jati,
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jati,
Viagra Khane Mein Sankoch Mat Kar Dost,
Kyuki Zuban Aur Ungli Se Ladki Nahi Peli Jaati.
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उस्ताद चोदुमल खान साब के एक दोस्त का खड़ा नहीं होता था तो उसको कोई न कोई दवाई खानी पड़ती थी
पर हर बार दवाई खाने के बाद उसको बड़ा ही गलत और संकोच महसूस होता था
इसी बात के चोदुमल खान साब ने उसपे एक शायरी लिखी
तूफान में कश्ती नहीं खोजी जाती
ब्रा से पहले पेन्टी नहीं खोली जाती,
विअग्रा खाने में संकोच मत कर दोस्त,
क्यूकि जुबान और ऊँगली से लड़की नहीं पेली जाती।
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vry vry gud joke(shayri)..
gud sher…admin….
gd mrng bro…
Hw r u del ji…???
badhiya hai…fir bhi main vi**** nahi khaunga…. :)
very very gud joke+shayri…0:-P öö
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UCCHH VICHAR -
Jeevan mein Har Jagah Humme
“JEET” Chahiye hoti hai..
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Sirf
Phoolwaale ki dukkan aisi hai jha jaake hum kehte hai ki
“HAAR” chahiye”.. !!
Or us per wo haar shadi ke liye ho to kya baat hai
aur wahi haar puri life bandhan me bandh deti hai…
Aur insan ghut ghut ke marta hai…
Hehehehe… Don’t mind bro..
Aur usi phool wale ke pass jakar ek haar aur mangna padta hai ye bol kar ki ye haar us insaan ki photo par dalna hai yo tumse apni shadi par jeet ki wajaye haar le giya tha.
ek baat samjh nai aayi..opera mini pe ye smiley show kyun nahi karta….?
same brob hume b hai…
Admin bro aisa kyo…???
aur kaun kaun sa browser hai aapki mobile mein?
bro, OPERA MINI hi hum b use karte hai, but sabse latest.. Version….
Aur ap kaun sa use karte hai…???
Waise ucbrouser b acha hai…
Prince aur nilesh bhai aap dono uc broser use karo wo b bohut badiya hai uspe smiley b aate hai
yaar opera mini to zhakas chalta hai. Aapke sath aesa q
ek baat aur mobile version me aisa kya khas hoga…? already agar koi opera mini use kar raha hai to agar usne single column view setting kar rakhi hai to ain mobile ka badhiya sa jabardast sa look aata hai admin bhai…mujhe nai lagta usme kuchh change karne ki jarurat hai….
Prince chinta na karo… main proper Mobile Format Template bana raha hun.. har browser mein setting nahi karni padegi and look and feel bhi mast aya karegi
NIC
Hlo navya mujhe yaad aaya tumhare exam ka kya hua result aa giya waise tum ho to wahi navya jo 12th std me thi?
NIC JOKE.AP SB KESE H
Hum badiya hain navya ji aap apni batayen
hum bilkul thik hai…
Aur
ap kaisi hain NAVYA JI….???
I M FIN NILSHJI N LALITJI
Wah admin wah kya shandaar joke + shayri hai
viyagra ka maza ldki leti hai bt khani ldko ko pdti hai.
r8t, great ans,
thanx piyush bro. N kaise ho. Aj kl jldi gud nyt ho jati hai apki ?
Muslim ko Quran me iman na mila,
Hindu ko Geeta me Bhagwan na mila;
Us insan ko asmaan me kya ishwar milega,
Jis insan ko insan me insan na mila.
Deepak bro wah wah kya baat kahi apne vry nic
bahut khub deepu
Outstanding bahut dino bad khansab ka jalwa dikha
yaar ye site ka web virsion hi sahi he mobile virsion ki jarurat nahi he banana he to symbian apps bana nokia ke liye
chinta na karo… ab universal app hi banegi
ye to bata admin naye site ka naam kya he
bas 1 2 din aur sabar kar le :p
HELLO FRIENDS!!
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main aap logo se nhi mil paya…aap log maje se nonveg ka maza aur swaad le rahe hain ..dekhkar accha laga..:)..ladkia to haddi tak chaba jaa rahi hain..haha!!
any wez,…Deepak aur jay maharj apna khyal rakhein..kabi kbi shakahari bhi kha lia krein!!
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@JAY*..tumse ek serious sawaal pucchna hai jo bahut aasaan hai..uska jawaab bhi serious hona chahiye..means tru n real..!!
@Deepak..tc ok!!
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..hadd ho gyi hai..yeh log itna ghoorte kyun hain..i like it but finally i dont like that…especially boys and budde!!..jo phir kal mere saath hua..jaise mein har ladke ko pasand aata hoon..god help me!!:)..anywez tc!!..this is true but strange with my life!!
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Hello, Dear,
just for dear Dhiraj ji,
Millan nu jindgi ch lok hazar milde ne,
kujh dushman ta kujh dildar mildè ne
,kdy nafrat te kdy pyåår milde ne,
par karma veleyan nu hi sache YAAR milde ne.
@Deepak,
.soooo nice!!!
.u r soooooooooooooote waqt bhi nice:)tc!!!
Faruki ki bat apne bheje m nai aai
tum ladka ho prity…i m damm sure now.……………
Deleted bro muze b aesa lgta hai
prity ki language n style ldko ki trha hai. So there is doubt.
agar ye problm kisi ko v ho to wo apni gf mere paas bhej skta hai.
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So be smart nd hurry up.
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kaansi ram ji ki gf…. Mayavati aj kl free h…hehehehe…
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Just joking don’t mind…
Hello frnds
Admin g agr 100nam apke cntct m ho tou usko bolna anji n helo kha h or vo mjhe cal krle uska numbr delete ho gya mjhse plz mera msg us tk po cha dena
Mr.deleted pahle bhi hamari is bat par lambi bahas ho chuki h or maine vo word kahe the jo ek ldki ko nahi kahne chahiye phir bhi tumhari gand mai ye shaq ka keeda kyo kulbulata rahata?
Dear Prity ji, normal insan k shaq ka kida DIMAG me kulbulata h…wese muje apka pata nh h..ki ap ko kabhi shaq hota h to vo shaq ka kida kaha kulbulata h..dimag me yaa………
Ya fir dimag hi kahi fit kr diya h, uparwale ne…
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Don’t mind…bs apka ye comnt dekha to laga ki shayad ap se likhne me kuch galti hui h…ya shayad hum galat padh or smj rahe h…
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Hv nyc dy
tc
maine vo word kahe the jo ek
ldki ko nahi kahne chahiye phir
bhi tumhari gand mai ye shaq ka
keeda kyo kulbulata rahata?
Apke isi bat se clear hai ki tum ladka ho….
Dosto dil se fil karo.
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Fir 7e
fil kro
kyo kya responce aaya…??
Ladaka ya ladki.
Ladka na ..
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******Dedicated to Dream soul*******
<3..ek khubsurat si subah thi..thandi mand hawa chookr bah rahi thi..
..door chitiz mein aasmaan..sinduri chadar odhe hue tha..
..panchhiyon ka madhur sangeet..mann ko aanandit kr raha tha..
..chand bhi ab tak ojhal nhi tha..uss khubsurti ka jo deedar krna tha..
..oas mein bheegi kaliya pattein..naha dhokar..surya ko abhiwadan krne ko taiyaar the..
..pedo k patte behad khush lag rahe thein..talaab mein bhi muskurahto ki lehre bann rahi thi..
..ek hari chadar ki ghans pe baitha..mein bhi tha uss intezaar mein..ek nayi subah aur kisi k pyaar mein..
..woh to naa aaya jane kyun..lekin..humne uske pyaar ko hi apna saathi maan liya..<3
@*<3~{Deepak}~<3*,
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mujhe punjaabi lang. samajh mein nhi aati..lekin jo mujhe samajh aya usse maine yeh samjha,..ki aap khud ko khushnaseeb maante ho..mujh jaise dost paakar..aur mein bhi..!!
"aaj hum ek acche dost hain beshak..lekin kal hum kbhi mile to uss mulaqat mein hum sabse acche dost saabit honge"..tum mahan nhi lekin mahan se km bhi nhi.:)..mein bhi yehi bolunga tum jaise cute lovely Deepu se kon pyaar nhi krna chaega.:)..apna khyal rkhna dear Deepu!!!
@jay..tum dharti par to ho naa???..apna khyal rkhna!!!
Giley Shikway Se Chahat Mein Kahin Koi Farq To NahiParta Magar Aik Baat Ye BhiHai Jahaan Shikway Nahi Hotey Wahan Chahat Nahi Hoti?!!
Admin g plz rply
mene theka nahi le rakha tumhari setting ka.. bhad mein jao tum dono.. ashiqui khud karte ho to nibhao bhi khud.. aj e bad mere ko is cheez se related koi mssg ya comment na kar diyo
saala pyar ka dushman, kadush :p
Anji किस बात reply मांग रही हो हमेँ भी तो पता चले
ADMN-ek batayyo ki ye mast photo wali syt kya teri h?
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PRINCE-abeee sale suna h aaj kl tu bahut ORANGE ka juice gar gar k pi rha h,,yumy yumy kabhi mujhe bhi pilana,,tu mera dost na hai
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PRIYA -ji kaisi hain aap,apki study kaisi chal rhi hai,kabhi din me aaye mere ghar, mai apko apne bache TILU ,,PILU,,se milbaounga
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Mr BACHELOR- yr tu bachelor hai
hmmmmm
yumy yumy fir to tere se milna parega
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DHIRAJ -my darling muaaaaaaah
tu mujhe bhul gyi na ,kl PAPPU tujhe yad kr k bahut ro rha tha jb lappar thappar mara tb saant hua,
mere pappu k munda pe sexy kisssss de de dhiru
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Jay -abeee sale jayyy tu kahan bhag rha hai be rukkkk bhale hi tera gand abhi kala h to kya hua kabhi tere gand ne mere pappu ki bahut pyas bujhayi hai,
aaja tu bhi kya yad karega ki kis dildar samir se pala para hai
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Wanted,heartbeat,pyare mohan,anuj,deleted,mansi,rakhi,sapna,nilesh,pyare mohan,sab kaiso ho doston,,kisi ko v mai yaad hu ya sabhi mujhe bhul gye,
JPR
haan meri hi hai :O
Hlo samir bhai yaar main heartbeat hi hu dear , aur sunao kaise ho kaha gayab ho gaye the , aur sunao tumhare tilu, pilu kaise hai?
:o ye kya bol rahe ho ???