Viagra Or Government Office Mein Similarity

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Pappu Ne Apne Dost Golu Se Puchha

Pappu: “Oye! Viagra Or Government Office Mein Kya Similarity Hai?

Golu: “Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Pappu: “Dono 5 Minute Ke Kaam Ke Liye 1 Ghanta Khade Rakhte Hain.

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19 Responses to "Viagra Or Government Office Mein Similarity"

  1. Panchhi says:

    Hmmm hmmmm pappu ne bilkul thik kaha …

    • savita says:

      Hi panchiji

      yaar ye aapko kaise pata mujhe zarur batana.

      • Panchhi says:

        Savita ji hehe viagra ke bare jyada jankari ni hai par indian government ka to sbko pta h hai…fir bhi mera bharat mahan… Mera bharat mahan pta ni kyu !isilye mene kaha ji papu sai hai

  2. Banjara says:

    Kya baat h nice joke

  3. Cobra says:

    such me bilkul sahi hai.

    - savita bhabhi meri gf ne msg bheja hai use ans chahiye, aapse ans ki ummid hai.

    - pls kisi or ko ans aata ho to bata dena.

    LADKI ne

    Ghar chhoda

    Sasural mila

    Bhai chhoda

    Devar mila

    Behan chhodi

    Nanad mili

    Ma-Baap chhode

    Saas-Sasur mile

    To KYA chhoda

    JO PATI mila?

    admin sirji aapke pas se to unique jawab ki ummid hai.

    • Admin says:

      Mere Khayal Se Ungli Dalna Ya Dildo Dalna Chod Diya hoga.. Vese Gajar Mooli Giya Bhi Chhod Diya Ho Sakta Hai

      Hmmm…. Mere survey ke mutabik.. ladkiya chahti hai ki jis ladke se pyar karti hai us se fatafatt shadi ho jaye.. par ladke chahte hai ki ese hi mauj bani rahi to jyada achha hai

      kuch mahan logo ka kahna hai ki.. jab Bajar se Doodh mill jaata hai to ghar mein bheins bandhne ki kya jarurat hai

      Dosto aap logo ki kya ray hai is bare mein

      • Banjara says:

        Ye sahi answer ho skta h

      • AJUBA says:

        Ekdam sahi admin bro
        isi pe 1 joke yad aaya

        1 aadmi ke yaha uska 1 dost milne jata he milne pe
        aadmi kehta he yaar aaj teri bhabhi ghar pe nahi he varna pakka chay pilata

        dost kehta he are bhai bhabhi nahi to kya huva dudh bajar me bhi milta he

      • Admin says:

        Hehe bhai last line ese thhi. Abe tu bahane na maar kabhi to bajar ka dukh bhi use kr liya kar

      • AJUBA says:

        Dukh nahi dudh admin bro

        chalo aapne kaha to last line esi hi hogi

        me to jo dimag me raheta he likh deta hu

      • Admin says:

        sorry yaar vo mobile se comment diya tha to spelling kabhi kabhi kharab ho jati hai

        aur tumhari line bhi thik thhi yar

        hehe par ye wala joke padd past hai Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi

    • Max damage says:

      Mere khayal se usne apne boyfriends chhode jo use pati mila

    • savita says:

      Cobraji hello!
      bada hi muskil subject hai hmmm
      sach hamesha kadwa hota hai magar hai yahi ki Pati to bina kuch kiye aasani se mil jata hai magar devar,nanad,saas,sasur ki koi guarantee nahi aur mil v jaye to khud hi alag ho jate hain.
      Pati milna nahi magar kaisa mile ye reseach ka visay hai to mai baatati hu ki hum log chahte hain ki bf or pati dono rich hon,bf smart magar pati bewkhoof ho magar dono bahut pyar karne wale n roktok na karne wale hon hehe
      cobraji pati to mil jata hai magar rich n bewkhoof bahut dua or achhe karam karne se mlta hai uske liye hum kuch v chhorne ko taiyar hain hehe….
      Note: Ye keval imagination or dil ki chahat hoti hai magar hum Pati kaisa v mile sabhi use bahut pyar karti hai (Excluding few cases or time):

    • Jay says:

      Muhalla aur Pados wale Kitane Ladkey chud gaye aur Pati ek hi mila…. hehehehe

      MORAL : Ladki ne Ladakpan chud thiya aur wo Aurat ban gayi tho Pati mila …

    • Sanjay mittal says:

      Abe ashik ko choda to pati mila. . . Hahaha

  4. Pankaj says:

    Yaron kuch bhi kaho par biwi ne jo bhi choda ho wo ab hamesha k liye choota rahe to hi thik hai.

  5. Pankaj says:

    wo to kahti hai maine kuch liya hi nahi to chodungi kya. Wishwash pe duniya kayam hai.

  6. Mausam says:

    ye joke bhi theek hi he,

    @ cobra bhai,aapka jo sawaal he wo theek he magar aaj ke jamaane me ye fit nhi hota.

    waise main savita ji ki baato se puri tarah sahmat hoon.
    aaj ke maahol me jab se ye mobile chale hain,kisee se koi nhi chhoot paata,
    iss chalit door dhwani suvidha ke chalte to bichhad ke aur bhi kareeb aajaate hain.just imagin.
    haan 90% ladko se uske ghar waale jarur chhoot jaate hain.

    ye sach he ki sach bahut kaduwa hota he.

  7. verma says:

    hi
    dosto agar aap apani jindgi ka pura enjoy karna chahate hain to biwi ko itna khush rakhain ki woh apani chhoti behn ko bhi aap ke sath'sex karne ki chhut de de

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