Wah Re Beta, Tauba Re Baap
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Pappu: “Papa 1000 Rupye Do Na”
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Pappu: “Madarchod Phir Paida Kyo Kiya Tha”
Santa: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ab Konsi Teri Maa Ki Choot Band Ho Gayi Hai, Wapis Chala Ja“
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पप्पू: "पापा 1000 रूपये दो ना"
संता: "भाग यहाँ से नहीं है"
पप्पू: "मादरचोद फिर पैदा क्यों किया था"
संता: "भोंसड़ी के, अब कोनसी तेरी माँ की चूत बंद हो गयी है, वापिस चला जा"
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hello dear frns….whats up guys…..??? yeh santa ka Beta
ab Bahoot bigad gaya hai… @Sheela janu aaj bhi bhi nahi
aai……kaha ho yaar??? miss u Dear….
gdmng admin bhai n frends.
Yar joke tho bhut purana or phle se isi site pe post hochuka hai,fir b thk hai.
Admin bhai apki tabiyat kesi hai ab or muje lagta hai ki isi wje se ap kam joke post karhe ho,chalo koi bat nai hmlog wait karlege,ap apna khayal rakhna.get wel sun bhai,sry agar kuch bura lga ho.
Rahuk bhai… aap logo ko galat fahmi lagti hai… Main dobara koi bhi joke post nahi karta..
Haan agar vo hi joke ek naye andaj se mile to jarur karta hun… aur believe me har joke achi tarha se check hota hai search hota hai fir post hota hai
tabhi yaha aap logo ko daily ke bahut kam jokes padne ko milte hai
aur meri tabiyat mast hai… ek kanya ne aake meri maalish kar di thhi ab thik hun hehehe tum apnisunao
@Admin bhai,yaar meri tabiyat bhi kuch kharab chal rahi hai aaj-kal hehehe yaar us kanya ko bhej de na maalish karne k liye……. hehehe aakhir dost hi dost k kam aata hai….
sahi he wapis chale jana chahiye…..
Are wo santa ki bibi ki hai..teri nahi..
ohhhh!!! omg..!!!!!
HahahaHahahaHahaha sahi joke mara hai Admin
Ye joke pe hasu ya sochu? Samaz nahi aata kesa zamana aa gaya. . Ab duniya jaldi khatam hogi 2012 najik he are daro mat yaar
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admin bro kya kehna he nisaniya to suru ho chuki he
hy dear all frnds h r u
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bete lofar raavan ko to pangebaaji me hi maja aata hai raavan ko koi pangebaaj na mile to comment karne ka maja nahi aata or tujhe bhi pangebaaji me maja aata hai ye jaankar khushi hui anshul ke baad kaafi dino se koi pangebaaj nahi mila tha bete raavan bhutkaal nahi persent time ka saxaat bhoot hai hiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Zabardast…….Joke!!!!!!!!!
admin ji dimag me 1joke bana h .uska hint apko de raha hun. aap kripya use masala lagake tyaar karke bhenje.
Angreji ginti ke anko ko roop kisi sexy ne hi diya hoga.kaise dekhe:
Sabse pahle 0: yani choot jaisa akar.admi bhi isi se niklta hai to sabse pahle isi ko dehta hai.
iske baad me ata hai Number1:yani lund jaisi soorat-0 se niklne ke baad starting me admi bhi no. 1 jaisa liye ghoomta hai.
uske baad 2: ?????
Phir 3: yani aadhi aadhi choochi jaisa dikhna.admi bhi apni no3 position yani kisor awastha me aadhi-2 choochi hi dekh pata hai.
Phir.4:????
Phir5: ??????
Phir6:gaur se dekho 6 ko.apne lund ko apni hi gaand me dalne wali awastha.
7: apne lund ko kisi aur ke lund se yani majboori me gay banne ko tyaar
8: is position tak phir choochi ko poora dekh pata h
din phir jate hai.3 se 8 tak pahunchne me 5 anko ka
samaya lag jata hai.
9:yani6ka ulta 6me apni gaand me aur 9 me kisi aur ki gaand me.waise bhi 8 ke baad 9 jaldi ata hai.
10.8 aur 9 ke baad 10 wali awastha jadi ati hai.yani lund aur choot ek jagah to rahti hai.lekin alag alag.
Kripya jaldi se jaldi is choot ke kile yaani chutkule ko tyaar karke post karein .Intzar rahega.
Dhanywaad
Manish bhai dhanayawad ki apne mujheitna kabil samjha ki main is joke ko masala laga ke tyar kar satka hun
par hehehe mujhe ye joke uper se leke khud samajh nahi aya to masala kaisi lagau.. (infact ye bahut time lelegea and aaj kal time nahi hai mere pass days y jokes kam aa rahe hai)
Par umeed karta hun ki hamare members is joke ko ek acha sa roop deke mujhe send karenge
rashii tum mujhe bhil gayi na
Hi divya, after long time i am talking to u. Kaisa chal raha hai bank me? R u happy? One shairy 4 you: "jante hai sab phir bhi anjan bante hai, isi tarah wo hume paresan karte hai, puchte hai humse ki apko kya pasand hai, khud jawab hokar ye sawal karte hai" how was? Baki meri sari fooljhadiyo (rashi,muskan and panchhi) ko mera pyar. Be happy and keep commenting dears
tanx Rajesh ji par aap tyo kuch jaada hi busy rehte ho comment bhi nhi karte kyu
Hi divya ji kaisi ho ap? Sry divya ji main apka name likhna bhul gayi , per mere dil me mere frnds k naam n un ki yaad hamesha rehti hai
anuj ji, khushnu ji, piyush ji,shweta ji,anjali ji, kapil ji ap sb ko main cmt nhi de pati per ap hamesha mere frnds rehengae
punit ji aapne is site per sbse pehle mujhe welcome bola tha, main apko kbhi nhi bhul skti
isi site per mujhe dhiraj ji jaise itne sweet bhai miley
thnx admin ji is site ko banane k liye
santa b bina soche samjhe kh b bol deta hai, pappu ji to soch me padh gaye hoge hahahahaha
hahhahahahhaa
ye jake bahut achchha laga
@wanted bhai sorry main aapse baat karna chahta hoon lekin thoda busy hoon kuchh din se aur haan main aapki film DOSTANA-2 me kaam karne k liye tayaar hoon,ab aap ye batao ki signing amount kab bhej rhe ho,
cheque sameer bhai ke paas bhej dena,ok hehhhe
@Raj bhai taareef k liye shukriya.
@divya ji bas ab aapse main kya kahoon hehe
@prince bhai laga rhe dil kinaare se kabhi to lahr aaye gi………………….
@anshul bhai kaise ho ajkal rang me doobe rhte ho …
@ Rashi ji aapke liye sher-
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap ki mulakaat ka hai!
Hi cool Mausam ji kaise ho ap, aj kal hot banne ki practise ker rahe ho wanted ji k liye hehe
apki shyari k kya kehne hehe agar ye shyari aapne khud bnayi n dil se likhi hoti to shyad rashii apse fans jati hehehe
jst kidding
@lofar, lofar, lofar, lofar, lofar,lofar, lofar, lofar, hehehe, lofar, lofar, are bhai kuch nhi bas tumse baat karne ka man kr raha tha bt samajh me nhi aa rha tha k kya baat karu so sirf tera naam le raha hu, hehehehe lofar lofar lofar lofar
@aatankwadi, tumne kha k tumhe kisi ne yaad nhi kiya, lekin jara pichle joke ko padh lena ki maine tumhare nd tumhare missile ko kitna yaad kiya, hehehehe raavan ki gaand me fodne k liye hehehehe
@rana, tumne v n bas aate hi raaj ko itni jor se daat diya… hehehehe… are yaar wo bachcha hai dhire dhire sb samajh jayega.. waise v bachche galti kre
to bado ko phle use pyar se samjhana chahiye… hehehe.. itna gussa achchi baat nhi hai dear
@rashi ji, hehehehe, hm to bas dil ki bato ko juba se kh dete hai, or ye aapki mahanta hai ki aap hme shayar kahte hai.. rashiji, meri shayri ka shok nya nhi hai. maine 1st shayri tb likhi thi jb class 9th me meri lover ne mujhe dhokha diya tha…
hehehe..
@prrrreeeeeetttooooooo kha hooooooooo
Wanted ji main apse naraj hu aapne mujhe di q bola, main sirf mere dhiraj ji n dev ji ki di hu, mujhe or bhai nhi chaiye hehe
9th class me pyar n dhokha hehe
Ab santa ki biwi ko sirf uperwala hi bacha sakta hai.
he he he he he he he he saala vaapas keise jaayega he he he.
itna bada vapis kaise jayega
Hahaha…. aisa koi system hota to suicide karne walo k liye better hota.
M ne pichle joke me apni ek prblm likhi thi koi to solution bta do yar plz m bhi apka frnd hu kisi ne mre cmnt par rply nai di. Plz
Why famly abuse used joke post here? Its not good adult joke mean using adult word not abusing
yes you are correct
Admin me to kuch galat nahi likhta to mera comment kyu nahi aaya jyada bimar ho gaye kya?
@admin, ab maine kya galti kar di..jo mera cmnt post nahi..hua…agar mein ladki hota nd aapko cmnt karta jaise jay ko karta tha…tab shayad tum mere cmnt post karte…jay jaisa accha dost to ab shayad hi kabhi dikhega..kitni mushkil se mila tha…ab uske bina ab mein kya cmnt doon…jay i will miss u forever..tc..baby..my love will always protect u..miss u dear..ab uska cmnt nahi aaya to kya cmnt karna..
koi baat nahi dhirja uski mail id tujhe email akr dunga dost bana liyo vaha jay ko
@hot boy, kaisi problem, maine bahut dhunda mgr mujhe samajh me nhi aaya
@mausam dear, achca hua tum wapas aa gye, warna mujha laga k tum mera dostana-2 ka proposal sunkr dr se bhag gye, hehehehe, or mai real life ki baat kr rha tha dear, tum amount mangne lge, hehehe
ha ha ha
@admin, plz yeh shub kaam jaroor kar dena…nd aap kyon mujhe dhirja bula rahein hain…chalo bula lo aapka hak banta hai…but jay ki id jaroor mail kar dena…jay ne aapko kucch bhi bura bola ho …m extreemly sorry from his side…
admin ji mere joke ka matlab ahi ki anko ki banawat par gaur kijiye..
0, 1, 2, 3, 4..to 10.
isi sequence me admi ki position bachpan se lekar budhape tak hoti hai.
pahle zero (0) jaisi banaawat se wasta padta h yani choot se nikalta h.phir ek (1) jaisi banawat se wasta padta h.yani lund hilaye firta h.fir 2 se ye aap batana??? fir 3 jaisi banawat yani adhi dikti huyee boobs dekhta firta h.
baaki samajhne ke liye pahle wale comments me padh len.
areey vo to mujhe b pata hai bhai.. par samajh mein ane ka matlab ye hai ki users ko pasand nahi aayega logic nahi hai
bina bat ke tukk bandi gusayi gayi hai..
jis din aise baatein hone lagegengi ghar mein samjhlo…ghor kalyug ki shuruat ho gai hai nd god knows..huh!…
ye sala pappu to gandu hai…………
Arey pappu tu b na .. Santa to pagal hi.
admin main gandu hun… meri aake maad chod de
mujhe lagta hai ap bhi kahin se copy karte ho, bana nahi pate .isliye takk bandi kah rahe ho.waise apke har joke pe to hansee nahi ati.fir unhe kyun post karte ho.
waise hum jaise type walon ko is joke ke banne par jaroor logically hansee ayegi.
Manish agar tujhe mere jokes pe hassi nahi aati to matt padd. aur na comment de…
aur users ko kya acha lagta hai aur kya padna pasand karte hai.. ye main janta hun achhi tarha se
hansee bahut ati h dosto ko sunate h to aur bhi jayda ati h lekin kuch par nahi ati.users alag alag nature ke hote h.sorry mera matlab apko har tarh se galat batane ka nahi.
lekin time mile to mere is joke par ek baar sochna jaroor.mujhe yakin hai aap ko lagta hai ki isme logic nahi to bhi aap logic dhoondh nikalenge.
par kya itne bade chud hai?
Arey bhai koi pappu ki help to kr do wo wapas jane ki koshish kr rha hai koi pakad ke andar kr do plz
Good joke
hahahaha nice joke
Are kahan ho sabhi
Ye administration purane jokes post kar raha h.
Wo Maut Bhi Bari Suhani Hogi
Jo Aap Ki Piyar May Aani Hogi
Ye Dua Hai Khuda Say K Pehlay Ham Jaaein
Kyon Ke Welcome Ki Rasam Bhi To Nibhani Hogi
Purane jokes….? Admin ye kya kar raha hai bhai…
HAPPY GUR PURAV ………..SAT GURU NANAK PARGAYTA -LAHK LAHK HON VADAHYAEIN ………..ADMIN GURU NANAK BIRTH-DAY par BUSY hai .CONGTRAIT him.
Kahaan Gayab Ho Jate Ho Sanjay Bro…?
Tre ko chod kar khan jaunga BHAI,Tere se itna pyar jo hai
Thanx sanjay bro… Mujhe khushi hai ki iss duniya me mujhe apna kehne wala b koi hai…
Hasti ko mohabbat mai Fana kaun karega…?
Ye farz zamane mein ada kaun karega…?
Hathoon ki lakeeron ko zara dekh Tyagi,…
Ye dekh mere sath wafa kaun karega…
SPCLY TERE LIYE ………HUM BA-WAFA they is liye teri NAZRON se GIR gaye ……SAHAYD tumhe talash thi kisi BE-WAFA ki
Bhai mere liye tum Ba-wafa ho….
Good morning Bro
Koi lamha bhi kabhi laut kar nahi aaya…
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Woh shaks aisa gaya phir nazar nahi aaya…
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Wafa ke raah me manzil nahi mila koi…
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Siway dard-e-safar humsafar nahi aaya…
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Kisi chiraag ne poochi nahi khabar meri…
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Koi bhi phool mere naam per nahi aaya…
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Palat ker aane lage shaam ke parindey bhi…
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Hamara subah ka bhoola magar nahi aaya…
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Humein to yakeen hai un waado par…
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Yeh umar kaise kategi agar nahi aaya…!!
Man Me Sincho Har Har Naam [aap ka sms maine PEHCHAN liya ]……………ITS to GOOD
congratulate HIM. spell MAT dehkna [bhavnavon ko samjo]
Sanjay and Ravi
Ye raat ko kya guftgu challenge rahi this….?
And Ravi ka guru yani nitesh nahi aaya kya baat
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HAPPY GUR PURAV ……….
Pahchan kon bro… Yaar tum kaun ho ya kon ho… Itna to mujhe pta hai tum ham sab frnds me se ek ho… Par plz apna naam detail me btaao.
Good sher & good morning Bro…