Ek Bar Ek Kisaan Apni Kutti Se Pareshan Tha, Uski Kutti Bache Nahi De Rahi Thi

Kisaan Bechara Tang Aa Kar Bazaar Gaya.

Kutte Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola: “Mujhse Sabse Jyada Aur Tez Chodu Kutta Chahiye”

Dukandar Ne Use Sabse Mast Chodu Kutta De Diya.

Kisaan Khushi Khushi Apne Ghar Aya Aur Kutte Ko Kutti Ke Sath Chod Diya

Kisaan Ne Kutte Se Kaha: “Dekh Bete Hume Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai Tu Araam Se Apna Kaam Karna.”

Par Kutte Ne Ander Guste Hi Kutti Ki Chudai Shuru Kar Di

Kisaan Bada Khush Hua Dekh Kar. Dekhte Dekhte Usne Kutti Ko 2 Baar Chod Diya.

Fir Usne Gaayo Ki Chudai Shuru Kari. Saari Gaye Bhi Chod Di

Kisaan Ne Fir Kaha: “Bete Araam Kar Le. Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai. Tei Tabiyat Kharaab Ho Jayegi”

Kutta Fir Bhi Nahi Ruka Bhanis, Bakri, Suwar, Batakh Sab Ki Chudai Karte Karte Raat Ho Gayi.

Agle Din Subah Kisaan Utha To Usne Dekha, Kutta Ground Mein Chaaro Taang Uper Karke Pada Hua Thha

Uski Aankhein Bahar Aa Gayi Thhi Aur Jeebh Ladki Hui Thhi. Aur Ek Cheel Upar Madra Rahi Hai.

Kisaan Uske Paas Jaakar Bola: “Maine Kaha Tha Na Bete Control Kar. Meri Baat Maan Li Hoti To Aisa Nahi Hota. Jaan Gawani Pad Gayi Na”

Itne Mein Kutta Bola: “Shhhhhhhhh… Bhosndi Ke Door Ho Ja, Cheel Najdeek Aa Rahi Hai, Usko Bhi Chodna Hai“

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