Wah Re Draupdi
Views: 20,902 - Posted on 17 Dec 2010
Ho Rahi Thi Aadhi Raat,
Arjun Ne Tham Liya Dropati Ka Hath,
Fir Bola: Jeet Ke Tumko Mai Laya,
Fir Tumko Chodne Ka Sukh Mere Bhaiyon Ne Kaise Paya?
Dropati Boli: Tum To Ho Gandu
Kyunki Tumharen Pita The Pandu,
Lene Me To Maza Aata Hai Bhim Ka,
Jaise Tana Ghus Raha Ho Neem Ka
Nakul Sahdev To Abhi Bachche Hai,
Chodan Kriya Me Abhi Kachche Hai,
Kabhi Kabhi Unhe Chut Dikhla Deti Hu,
Thoda Thoda Muth Marna Sikhla Deti Hu,
Yudhishthir To Hai Bal Bramhachari
Jo Karte Hai Chut Ki Raksha Humari
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Gud joke admin ji.
Kha h sb.sbko mera pyar wala msg kaisa lga
Outstanding Sweta ji, achha laga apka pyaar wala msg.pyaar karna to koi aapse seekhe.
bahat acha
Jo Rounga To Palko Pe Nami Reh Jaygi…
Zindgi Bas Naam Ki Zindgi Reh Jaygi…
Ye Nahi Ki Tum Bin Ji Na Paunga…
Haa Meri Zindgi Me Ek Kami Reh Jaygi…
Gud joke yaar….hey anuj,daksh,kapil,shallu,shweta,divya,anjali,rashi,mausam,imran snake,arush ,dhiraj kaise ho sb?
m fine panchii
i m fine Panchiiiiiiiiiiiii…….
tum kaise ho dearrrrrrrrr………
i miss uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
anuj Bhaiya kaise ho.Bahut chot khaye baithe ho kya?bade katil katil sher arz kar rahe ho.Sambhalo apne apko-
wo kaheen nahi jaayegi,
jab Chudna hoga to tumhare paas hi aayegi.hahahah
kya baat hai Admin ji,lagta hai ki Baba Sexidaas ab kavi bhi ban gaye hain,bahut achha likhte hain Baba Sexidaas.
mind blowng tha shweta g
AAj divya ji k cmnts nhi dikhayi derahe hai.kahaan gayi divya ji?
bakwas joke, aisa laga jaise kisi kothe wali ne ya fir kisi randi ke dalaal ne jabradasti ki tukbandi bana di ho
very nice joke. i laughed after many days reading these lines.
Koi comnt ni krta
Hi sweta,
Mujse dosti karogi?
oi hello dosto kaisey ho sab. hehhehe nice joke hehhehe. bheem and neem .
Admin bhai ek sher meri taraf se bhi kuchh isee tarah ka-
Ram-lakhan-Siya Ban ko Gaye,
Ban me laagi thand,
Sita bloi,maro Gadhe ke lund,
maro Gadhe ke lund,Rajaai kyu nahi Laaye,
Yahaan kya apni Maa Chudaane aaye.
hellow shewta
mast joke hai
Kya divya tumne to mere question ka jawab hi nahi diya. Kya tum bank me kaam karti ho? Agar haan to kis bank me dear. Tell me everythng.!
superb yaarrrrrrrrrrrr………
hellow shewta kaise ho
Hi varun m fyn nd u.kha rehte ho.nd hi arush kaise ho.
hii..shweta m here..
Admin,Important message,yaar me badi problem me hu i need help “mera ek dost hai jo sala sacha love kar baitha hai,hum sabhi dost uski misal diya karte the 6yr ho gaye inke pyar ko in dono me sab kuch ho chuka tha dono k gharwale v jante the bt prob ye hai ki ladki ne achanak hi apna faisla badal diya kyo hume se kisi ko nai pta ,hum sabhi dost is mtr ko solv karne ki koshis kar rahe he bt condition bigadti ja rahi hai usgadhe ko itna samjhaya apne pr control kar pr wo use bhula hi nahi pa raha hai, aur ulta mujhe hi kehta hai ki tujhe to pata v nahi pyar k bare me tu kya mujhe samjhayega,Maa ko kya jawab dunga,mujhe darr hai kahin wo kuch kar na baithe,mere liye maa baap k baad dost hi sab kuch hai aur me apne dosto k liye kuch v karunga,admin tumhare paas har sawal ka jawab hai give me advice mujhe is time kya karna chahiye pls”
Raj Bhai… First of all mere pass har sawal ka jwab nahi hai yaar… 2nd mere saath bhi esa hua thha meri bhi yahi halat thhi.. par hehehehe main bhi thik ho gaya and now i m perfectly fine… bas ek mantar thha mere pass jo koi aur use nahi kar sakta… very hard (So its better ki dont ask it)
Aur mere case mein log kahte hai ki ladki ne faisla isliye badla kyunki usne maa baap ne uske uper jadu topna mantar shanar fromt antrik vagera karvaya tha…. hhe i dont believe in this shit par kya kare..
So i highly suggest u ki uski ek ladki friend banva do… jo atleast din mein 3 hours us se baat kar sake… I said Friend Not girl friends usko ye nahi pata lagna chahiye ki nayiu ladki uski GF ban na chahti hai.. Simple bus us se ye dukh nahi dekha ja raha isliye vo us se baatein kar rahi hai… and allow him 1 month.. aur ladki us se continues baat karti rahe.. and never ask hime for his old girl friends after 1 month. vo ladki us se baat karna kam kar de. dhire dhire kam kar de. aur is bich ek aur nayi ladki ko fir us se baatein karwana shuru kar do.. aur pahle wali ladki ka cut off kar do. hehehe 1 month aur aisi chalne do… fir aisa karo… repeat this 3 times.. and beileve me agar tum logo ne ye kar diya.. to tumahra dost zindagi jeena sikh jayega.. aur tum khud hairan honge ki wah kya zindaji jee raha hai…. and Remember meri baato ko majak mein mat lena….. aur ab kaisi karna hai ye tum jaano
@admin boss well idea.
hii..@rashiiji,,,,had ho gayi yaarrr…suraj ab dubne wala hai…
hii..sirjee urf "atankwadi ji"urfsexi baba"……is nachij ka bhi charan sparsh kabul karein…..
PRINCE JAAN I LOVE YOU TOO (dosto wala hai meri jaanu)
ye hui na baat ab jayda mat haso janoooooooooo
achha ek aisi cheez batao jo hei to tumhari par lata koi aur hei chelange 4 u sweet hart love you.
ye chelange sabhi ke liye hei. my all friends OK
he Prince,ofcrs…. your name.jo tumhara hai per leta koi aur hai.m i right?
duryodhan ke bare mai sk line or honi chahiye thi ji ek duryodhar meri c**t ke ander acha joke tha admin ji.
Admin ji kha ho.busy ho kya
Shweta ji i m on Way2Heart
arae guru ji kaha gaye aap mujhe ladki ptane ka kon sa aasan sikhayenge aaj purposeaasan hehehehehe
Hum unki yaad me ro ro k tub bhar diye,
aur wo itni bewfa nikli, ki us tub me ga#d dho k chal diye.
panchhi ji kya mujhse koi galti ho gayi hai kya aap mere coment ka rply nahi karte.
Arre nahi yaar shallu tum itne pyare ho galati kaise kr sakte ho yaar ,mere pas hi itna time ni hai cments dene ka…so sorry
Dropadi ko jeetne k bad bhaio me ladae n ho esliye kunti ne sab k dino ka batwara ker diya…. manday-yudhisthir.td- arjun,wd-bhim, thd,fd-nakul,shehdey.std and sand dropadi ko aaram k liye. per nkul, shdey udas rahte tge.kunti n socha k enko maza nahi aata es leye udas hai.usne std b unko d deya per wo phir b udas rahe. phir sabne unse pucha k kya bat hai.un dono n kaha "Bhale hi ham dono ko 1 hi din digye per wo bhim se pahle ka ho"… ha..ha..haaaa.
sweta wanna my friend
@jay..,apne aansuon ko mujhe do…mein uski ek ek boond apne mathe pe tika lagaunga ,woh mere liye amrit se bhi jada kimti honge……jayyyyyyyyy achee cmnt do na jaise mene diya….om namah jay! ..take…air…mein uss air mein apnee pyaar ki khusbhoo bhej raha hoon..takeair plz..byeeee!..u rs bhoot.;).
Hey harsh kha ho
hi imranji kaha the aap kafi time najar nahi aaye mere paas jeher tha maine baich diya jisae baicha hai vo keh raha tha ki apko dhasega. hehehehehehe
Hi divya,yaar kbhi hame bhi ese yaad ker liya karo..
U Mile Ki Mulakat Na Ho Ski
Suraj Duba Par Raat Na Ho Ski
Hamari Khamos Nigahe Har Baat Keh Gayi
Or Unko Sikayat Thi Ki
Baat Na Ho Ski…
hi panchhi, hw r u switheart…
hello rashi, arush, shallu, divya, shweta, sheela, dhiraj, rosy, jay, raj, imran, anuj n my all frnds kaise hai ap sb..?
namaste admin bhai..
tyagi s. u r m aur f??
hii@daksh m fine… apna bhi haal kuchh arjun jaisa hai…
Hi All BOYS & GIRLS!
Main ruthe dilo ko manane me reh gayi,
Gairo ko apna dard sunane me reh gayi,
Manzil Mere qareeb se guzar gayi,
Aur Main auro ko rasta dikhane me reh gayi..
hi Rukhsaana how are you?
Apka sher Achha lagaa.wah wah .
magar kuchh jana pahchaana sa lagta hai ye sher.
qa bt hai rukhsana ji, mst shayari hai…
wah wah, wah wah…
panchhi yar kaha chli jati ho tum gana gate-gate…
udi-udi kaha mai udi-udi ittefaq se…
kbi hmare dil k ghosle pr b apna bsera bnao..
80 yrs old man medical store par jaate hai-
Oldman-1 VIGRA ki goli dena.
Chemist-Are Baba 1 VIGRA se kya hoga aapko to kam se kam 3-4 chahiye?
Oldman-Bas itni khadi ho jaye ki susu karu to Chappal pe na gire.
Hey mausam gr8 yaar.. Gud one keep it up..
Thik he joke hai
@daksh, m flyiiiiin dear..tc.@jay..dar gaye kya mujhse dear..where r uuuu..aj phir raat tumhari rajai mein tumhara saath dene thik 2 baje..hahahaha!!.
Hru admin ji? Aj kal kafi sapne dekh rahe ho
Admin ji aapne Raj ji ko achi advice di , bilkul sahi kaha aapne admin ji
Hru pancchi ji? Arush ji aj clg nhi tha isliye aj der tak soti rahi. DAKSH ji m fine kya baat hai ap b shyari kerne lage. Divya ji ap kaisi ho? Anuj ji aapne apni gf ka sath q nhi diya, jisse pyar kerte ho usi ko chore diya. Mausam ji kaha gayab thae? Anshul ji dikhayi nhi de rahe hai.
admin ji ko namaskaar..
Shallu ji kya baat hai guru ji ko kafi yaad ker rahe ho, punit ji kaha ho ap? Anjali ji ap k cmts dekhker acha lga. DHIRAJ ji thanx. Kapil ji jaldi aa jao shallu ji apko bula rahe hai.
hi Rashi ji main kaheen Gayab nahi hua tha mera work hi kuchh aisa hai.
Rajesh ji ap reply nhi kerte ho ab main apse baat nhi kerungi
good joke
GOOD JOKES HAI
o rashi dear kisi ne apko mna kiya hai qa, hmare coment ka rply krne k liye…? ?
hiiiii shweta tiwari,
ho kkya abhi tak kwari,
ho gayi chudne ki tayyari
ya abhi tak kisi ne nahi maari
hi dakshji i m fine daksh ji aap mere jane bahar, jane tammna, jane jigar, jane noor nahi ho mai apse 4 bar jane ko keh raha hu or aap bhoot bankar yahi ghum rahe ho its joking jana mat. hehehehehehe
good joke,draupdi is grttttttttttttttt
Thi andheri rat arjun ne pakra dropdi ka hath bola: tujhe jit k mai laya, tujhe chodne ka huk mere bhaiyo ne kaise paya? Sunke dropdi boli: mana ki tum ho dhunrdhari mahaan magar chut chodne me ho bekar,dharmraj yudishtir ka kya kahana, bister pe v kahte hai mujhko bahena, nakul sahdev hai avi balak chut chodna kya jane naalayk HA LUND GADA DHARI BHIM KA GHUSTA HAI TO HO JATI HAI AANKHE BAND AANE LAGTA HAI SWARG KA AANAND
HAI KAISE HO
@jay, plz ab rona band karo dear tub overflow ho raha hai..aaj k din paani nahi ane wala kal ke liye thoda paani bacha k rakho my dear…sorry dear bura laga to takeair..mujhe lag raha hai tum mujhe chhod kar chale gaye.:(.
Very nice joke
Hi shalu hw r u.
behetareen…
He yar mujhe bhe apni gang main shamil karlo
wats d name of the admin of dis site..?
Kyu bhai kya karna hai admin ka.
wah dropdi wah hehehehehehehhehehhehe