Wah Re Kya Rishta Hai
Friends Aaj Main Aapko Ek Real Chota Sa Par Pyara Sa Kissa Sunata Hun
Hamara Ek Dost Hua Karta Thha Surya Pratap Singh, Bechara Sari Zindagi Ladkiyo Ke Chakkar Kaat Ta Raha Par Kisi Se Bhi Setting Na Ho Payi
Atlast, Kisi Tarha Se Gharwalo Ne Koshish Kar Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Se Uska Rishta Tay Kar Diya.
Shadi Hui Hum Logo Ne Enjoy Kiya, Aur Wo Suhagrat Manane Chala Gaya
Agle Din Hum Freinds Ne Pucha: “Bhai Fir Kaisi Rahi Fir Teri Suhagrat?”
To Bechara Rote Hue Bola: “Yaar Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Par Gaanv Ki Ladki Se Shadi Mat Karna”
Humlogo Ne Hairan Hoke Puchha: “Kyu Be Kya Hua? Esa Kyu Kah Raha Hai, Gaanv Ki Ladkiya To Bechari Badi Bholi Hoti Hai”
Rote Hue Bola: “Haan Yaar Thik Bole, Tabhi Mujhe Rat Ko Bolti Hai, Ji Ye Meri Pahli Suhagrat Hai, Agar Koi Galti Ho Jaye, To Mujhe Apni Choti Bahan Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Car Ke Piche ‘L’ Kyu Likha Hota Hai?
Santa Ka Beta Pappu Usse Puchta Hai. Pappu: “Papa Ye Car Ke Peeche ‘L‘ Likhne Ka M ..- Laga Rah Mere Dost Laga Rah
Jahaan Dosti Waha Pyar, Jaha Pyar Waha Ishq, Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabbat, Jaha Mohabbat Waha Chudai, Jah ..- Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned..
Man To Priest: “Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned I Usually Read Dirty Jokes And View Pictur ..- Wah Re Bete
Aadmi Apni Naukrani Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Thha Naukrani Ko Sawad Aa Raha Tha Boli: “Aur Karo&# ..- Punjabi Lady Ki Daily Routine?
Ek Baar Ek Angrejan (English Woman) Ne Punjabi Aurat Se Pucha “What Is Your Daily Routine?R ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
he he he he he he c.i.d ki to waat laga di he he he
mujhe ya joke kaffi good laga . kaffi friend ko sunaya sab ko kaffi good laga.thanks 4 this joke meira pass bhee kaffi joke h kam sa kam 250 h jo ki new h . aap ko kaisa or kha send karu
mail me at info@nonvegjokes.com
C.I.D ki sach mien dhoti far ke alag kar di! ha….ha….ha…ha…ha….
Hi friendz kaise ho?
Santa apni biwi se:
Santa: Kal mere khawaab mien ek ladki aayi. Kya khubsurat thi!
Preeto: Akeli aayi hogi!
Santa: Tumko kaise pata :O
Preeto: Kyunki uska husband mere khwaabon mien aaya hua tha…. :P
aur preeto sexi daas baba ke khaoobo me aati hai !
gaav ki chhori wakai bholi bhali hoti hain.
nice jock
hello sab kaise ho,
- Matrix sir aapka kya khayal hai,
Gaav ki gori_chori_mall_patakha_kali_savli_salino_saxy_cute ke bare me.
hahahahahhhh bechara surya pratap singh heheh
fir rakshabandhan ke din rakhi v bandhegi use heheh
Panchhi yaar agar raksh bandan pe wo apne pati ko rakhi band b degi to wo kuch galt nahi karegi kiyoki agar uski izzat ko kisine hath dal diya to uska bhai ganv se jab aaye ga tab aaye ga lekin uska pati to uske pass hi hoga uski raksha k liye kiyo sahi hai na ha ha ha ha
Hehehe par khud uski ijjat utarega uska kya !!
Yaar wo pati hone wajha se to uski izzat utar sakta hai biwi k razamandi se aur jab miya biwi razi to kya kare kazi
Bechare k Sath G.L.P.D. HO gaya
"gav ki chori ne kardiya Hal behal
ban gai bahan vo Jo thi pahle maal"
ha ha ha.
bechari inocent grl !
wah ray kya joke hai
@admin, "wah ray" aap ka favourite lagta hai.
Ladka 1st time ladki dekhne gaya.
Do no ko alag room mai bithaya.
Ladka dar raha tha, woh puchh baitha-
"bahen ji, app k kitne bhai hai?"
Ladki- "abhi tak to do hi bhai the, lekin ab tin ho gaye."
Muze pata hai kya kya replY aane wala hai.
Is liye main bata deta hu, woh ladka mai nahi tha.
Lekin muze pata hai woh kon hai.
viruji,Hum sabhi ko pata hai ki vo tum nahi the qki koi apni baat iss tarha tau nahi batata, magar tum tau us ladke se v jyada dar rahe ho ki pata nahi jane kaise-2 reply aayen, itna na daro varna tum tau na jane kya kya keh doge hahaha….
Viru yaar ab to muje pakka yakin ho giya hai k wo ladke tum hi the tum apne uper hone wali rply se darte ho isliye aur waise b chor kabhi kehta hai k maine chori ki hai waise hi tum keh rahe ho k wo ladka main nahi tha ha ha ha ha
abe talak de de
@ hey mujhe v gaou ki ladki ko yaad kr k ek poet yaad aayee hai !
@ wo es tarah se hai !
DUR KAHI EK NAGRI THEE ,
USME LADKI BASTI THEE !
USKE *** ME MASTI THEE,
JITNA ***** HASTI THEE !
kaisa laga ?
jinhe bura laga ho wo jarur boliyega , nxt tym devlop krne ki kosis hogi !
Be hahahahah isme bura lgne wala likha h kya hai tune jo keh ra hai.!!heheh
bakwash msg hai kuch likho
hey sunil ye bkwas nahi hai !
ise es tarah se padho ….. !
DUR KAHI EK NAGRI THEE ,
USME LADKI BASTI THEE !
USKE BUR ME MASTI THEE,
JITNA CHODOO HASTI THEE !
tohba..tohha..tohba kohinoor ka tohba aaj kal ladkiya ka dhahi kilo boba
Par seel tore ga jarur
kitni bholi hai na ye ldki bechari ki sadi kardi
Admin bro mere pas 1 bada jok he jo kamse kam 4000 words ka he yaha pura nahi aa pata me 1000 words hi add kar pa raha hu to vo jok kese bheju?
mail me joke at info@nonvegjokes.com
Mobile se mailt nahi hota admin bro nahi to sab jok me mail se hi bhejta
3 4 comments mein split Kar ke dal de
Yaar 4 vol. Me dal de bhai
kamyabi pane ke liye kya karna chahiye? Mere dosto muje kam umar me achi tarki chahiye
Hello! My all dear friends
Bahut achha laga ki sabhi ne mere comment ko pasand kiya,n dosto dost tau hamesha dost ki bhalai hi chahata hai.Aur ye bhi sach hai ki…..
Jab kahin Thokar khakar aap gir jaate hain
Tab Ek
Friend aapko uthane aage aata hai
Good Friend jor-2 se hansta hai
n Fast Friend aapki Video banakar facebook par Upload kar deta hai…hehe
Tau dost meri yahi chahat hai ki Friend banna Fast Friend nahi…
Dil yahi kehta hai….
Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
U to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!
savita ji namaste,aap kaisi hai?
is kavita main aapki ki jindgi ka koun sa gam hai jise chhupane ki koshish karti hain?please tell me.
tum logo ke pass kam nahi hai kya sare khali ho kya
Hi Neha!!!!!!!!hw r u???
Kuchh jalne ki bu aa rahi hai.
Tumne koi kam karvana hai to bolo tumhara kam karne k liye to main free b ho jaunga phir bar-bar yaad karogi
@ NA G NEHA AAP KAAM TO DEKH HEE NAHI PAOOGE ,
YAHAA AISE AISE KAAM HOTE HAI KI DUR SE V KITNO KI PAIR VARI HO CHUKI HAI !
@ AAPKO EMLI YA FIR KUCH KHATAA KHANE KA MN KIYA HAI YA NAHI !
Kafi samajhdar hai ye divya
Arre admin mera cmnt post nahi kar rahe yaar
Woww savita ji shayri to mast likhi hai apne..thank u @raavam me v badiya hu nd mere exames khatam ho gye aur ache hue nd ya sanket v badiya hai dear… @hey frnds kya koi muje btayega k meriyan gallan ch tera zikar kis album or movie ka song hai aur iske singer ka name kya hai?pta ho to btana muje its punjabi song….
Hlo panchhi kaisi ho mast mast girl exam khatam ho gaye k nahi lagta hai exam khatam ho chuke jo song sune ja rahe hai ye 'khwaab' album ka song hai singer hai 'Sheera jasvir' ok
HEY PANCHHI GANE KI TATILE KO " " ME TYP KRTE TO THIK HOTA !
hahahahaha…….jyada hasne ki arurat nahi hai……ab isme meri kya galti thi hai ki nahi……:))
hi admin how r u ? meina aap ko joke meil kar diya tha ya 53 joke h . i hope aap ko ya sab kaffi pasend aayega . agar aap ko ya joke good lagte h to mei aap ko or kaffi sare joke aisa he send karta rahuga. kaffi late night tak meina ya type kiya h aap ka liya .pls meira sab joke post karna site par. pls reply….ok bye take careand good night
Yes mujhe joke smuil gaye hai
Par maximum vo sare jokes hamare hi thhe. fir bhi unmein se 10 jokes mene rakh liye hai jo nahi thhe.
Thanks for sending many jokes
Matrixji where r u After improved my language.
Ye aapke liye.Plz Don't save money hehe
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents –
Ruby First Class in Bed!
frnds good morning
Kiss on the TOP
Hold in the MIDDLE
Fire in the BOTTOM
Bole to dosto
Girls & Cigarate r the same
Uper chum lo
Bichse pakdo/dabao
Niche aag lagado
Ab dosto ye mat bolna
My LIGHTER is not working
Nice
Hi Viru you are zenious. Kya barhia compare kiya hai ladki aour cigarette ko
hahahhhaaa hahahahahaa
joke achchha he ,very nice
Surya Pratap Singh bechaara wat laga dee iskii to hahahhaha,
@ Viru tumhaara comperision bhi achchha laga ,nice
hi shalini how r u i m fine me tumse shadi karma chahta hoo pls.reply me