Wah Re Papa Ki Sayani Bitiya
Views: 34,438 - Posted on 06 Jan 2011
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ha ha ha nice jokes yaar ha ha ha.
hahahhah ab to activa dilani h padegii
heheh
hahahaaaaaaaa
good
Jrur admin qu ni thumke lgaungi but tumhare sath manjur hai ya ni. Kya pta apko apki dreem girl whi mil jaye he he he he.
hehehe Sheela pls dhundva de na badi meharbani hogi yaar.. heheheh dream girl na sahi.. Day girl bhi chalegi, working girl bhi chalegi. hehehehe bas call girl nahi
hahahaaa nice he yaar,
realy me sayani he
anshul is baar to 1st aagayee yaar
mujhe bolte main dila detaaa…………………………………………"activa"hehehe maa banne ki kya jarurat thi
hii…@rashiiji kaha ho aap?????panchhi ji ki tarah aapke bhi pankh to nahi lag gaye……hehehe
@Dear All Sexy Girls…..
Zindgi Lu#do ka pulinda hai,
ch~t aajkal chuninda hai,
kabhi yaad kar liya karo is nachiz ko bhi…
ye shaks sirf aap sabki ch#t marne k liye jinda hai..
hehehehe have a sexy night……
Jok suna hua h bt achha h…
"1 bar 1 ldki pulis wale ko apna rep kes btati h khti h 'phle usene mujhe apni baho mai khicha fir mere lal lal hoto pe 1 jordar chumma liya, or fir meri bra fadke mere bobbs dbane lga fir meri penti bhi fad di or meri gulabi-2 ch#t mai apna l##d dal diya' pulis wala gusse mai khta h 'behn ki lodi rep kes likhwarhi h ya fir mere l##d ki parichha lerhi h" btana dosto kesa lga.
sheela ji aapne to kamaal ka joke sunayaa hehaahaaaa,
aur maze ki baat ye he ki ye aapne likha he,lekin agar apne muh se live sunaati to aur bhi achchha lagtaa.hehheeeeee
waise joke damdaar he.nice
Are sheela abhi tak jawani gyi nhi kya ????
What is RAPE?
Baba Raj Bindaas:Rape is an Operation without Co-opration for the Insertion of Erection in2 Depresion without Prmision for the Production of New Generation….gdni8.
Hey admin fir kisi or ki kya jrurt mai hi kafi hu tumhare liye he he he he.
Akshiraj ka kya hoga
Koi bat ni admin mai sheela hu 1 traf tumhe or dusri traf akhiraj dono ko khus rkhungi he he he.
Sheela juth mat bolo… agar tum vakiye hi sheela ho fir to 20 35 ko khush rakh sakti ho hehehe
@Sheel ji Admin bhai kis taraf rahenge hehehehe….aage ya
phir pichhe he he he
@Sheela meri jaan…….
Badi hasrat thhi ki kholu aapke salwaar ka nara,
Badi hasrat thhi ki kholu aapke salwaar ka nara,
Aur aap itni berukhi nikali ki nangi hi chali aayi… hehehe….Sapne me aap aayi thhi…..hehehehe
@Sheela ji yeh kya kah rahi hai….mereko chod ke jane ki baat kabhi na karna… verna yeh chulbul pandey Teesmarkha ke itne ched karega ki kanfuse ho jayega ki saans kaha se le or paade kaha se…..hehehehehe
@Sheela ji yeh gande gande cmts aap par achche nahi lagte….so plzzzzzzzdon't do this again….
Hey dabangg mai to abi abi jwan hui hu budhapa to apka agya hai he he he he
@admin ji ap hi 25 30 ke brabr ho oro ki kya jrurt.
@helo panchi ap krti kya ho.
@thanx musam ji apko mera jok pasand aya.
@dabang_007 ji sry ab ese jok ni likhungi nd thanx 4 yor react mai bhul gyi thi ki is site pe mai apki g.fr hu. Sry ab meri vjah se koi ganda comment ni ayega mere upar. reply jrur krna.
@Divya ji aap ke pass Activa hai kya ???
too0 old joke
hy frnds kapil dhiraj lofar sexyuncle mausam anshul rashi divya sheela anjali and my dear panchhi hru
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hy panchhi jaan kya kar rahi ho yaar tum activa ke chakkar me aisa mat karna (its joke yaar, dont mind)ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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.hy anjali kaisi ho yaar tumhare mamu bhiwani me kahan rahte hai
heyy raavan meri jaan mere pass pehle se hi activa haiso muje aesa krne ki jarurat hi ni padegi meri jaan….par tum kisiko activa dilane ke liye aesi ulti sidhi harkat na kar dena…..heheh
@Lofar – Lofar
Yes Jay
F~ckin Girls?
Yes Jay
Wearing condom
No jay
Getting AIDS ha ha ha ha ha
Send to all careless f~ckers..hehehehe
Hey saxi uncle apni hasrato pe thoda kabu pa lo wrna dabang apko apna nada kholne k kabil b ni chhodega he he he he. Hey dabang mai apko kbi ni chhod k ja skti hu.
Very nice
nice joke hahahaha
santa ji kb dila rahe ho apni beti ko activa hehehe
Admin g ki gal sanu pul ge
@Dear All Careless f~ckers..
Jo khushi se karne de use karne se paap nahi hota,
kuwari ho to Lu#d kharab nahi hota,
hamesha Condom laga k karna mere Dost…
kyu ki Lu#d k paas Dimag nahi hota….hehehehehe
@Dhiraj yaar, Lofar, Wanted, Raj bro, Kapil bhai, Anshul veeru, Mausam etc. Dosto aap sabhi please tc…
@Admin bhi apne kaha hai ke call grils nahi ho baki sab chalgi. Koi bhi ho without condom no out pappu…….hehehehe
@Dabang bhi Munni ho ya Sheela…..tc……hehehehe
he he arey jaldi se ushe activa dilwao pata nai kuch banne
k chakkar me aur kya kya banegi,mujhe dar hai single lene k baad
kahin sixer na mar de____________________ @Jay bro,thanx 4 advise
bt tu aids ko lekar itna serious kyon hai,
kahin…………………….he he he heheheh
Jay ji aapko to pta he hoga dhiraj ji naraj q hai
sheela ji main blood bank k saamne jo road hai vijay park waha rehti hu
Rajesh ji kaise ho ap, kafi dino baad darshan diye aapne
panchi ji ap to apni behna ko bhul he gayi
arush ji ap kafi der se mere cmt ka w8 ker rahe ho, kya baat hai hehehe
raavan ji kaha busy rehte ho kahi apka kidnap lofer ne to nhi ker liya hahahahahahahahahahaha
@Rashii ji jab yahi maloom ho jata to Phir mai apne yaar
Dhiraj ko kabhi naraj hi nahi hone deta…..
Hello dev@raj@shalu tum sab kaha ho.
My sweet n lovely admin ji kaise ho ap?
Mujhe panjabi nhi aati per ap panjabi me jo b baat preet ji se kerte ho achi lgti hai
Rashii ji mene punjabi main use bola hai ki kal Rashhi ji apna mobile number mujhe degi.. isliye party ke liye tyaar rahe
Hi preet ji kaisi ho ap n kya kerti ho, i m rashi frm dehradun
hi dev ji maine apse kbhi baat nhi ki per ab baat kerna chahungi agar ap chahe to
anshul ji apka wo joke acha tha
ratan ji mera num usi joke me publish hai jaha aapne pucha tha hehe
hi daksh ji bhul gaye rashi ko
anuj ji to gayab he ho gaye, miss u anuj ji
punit ji kaha ho ap?
Good joke
Activa kise chahiye? Sheela, panchhi, divya, anjali., rashii.. Mere paas aajoo yaar.. Tumhare dad activa diladega.. He he hee
Ratan ji mere pas activa h….if apko baik chahiye to btayega…. He he he he.
@Hey RAAVAN darling kaha ho? Miss u beby… @hey DEV jaan kaha ho tum sweety? @DIVYA yaar tume kaise bhul skte hai ham bolo haan? @meri new frnd SHEELA kaisi hai? @RASHI DI ap to hamse bat h ni krti… @ANJALI kaha ho tum n kaisi ho? @hey SHALLU mene jay ka hath pakda to tha bt samne admin kauve ko ata dekh dar k mare uska hath chhut gya mujse…heheh @aur DHIRAJ ji kaise hai ap?aur ap apne pyare dosto se apni frndshp itni pakki krlo ki kavi unka sath chhut h na paye…. @aur mere LOFAR bhai ji kaise hai? @KAPIL yaar me us texi me ni bethi thi aur nahi kabhi beith hu aur bethne ki jarurat v ni padegi kyuki mere pas khud ka vehicl hai, samjhe bekar me apna dimag na ladaiyo…. @hey MAUSAM ji kaisa hai apka haal?… @RAJESH yaar bahot dino bad dikhe?kaha the itne din? @RATAN hows u? @hii LOVEPREET kaisi ho?
@Panchhi ji appne admin kauve ko ata dekh dar k mera hath
chhod diya. yaar us baat se mujko koi takleef nahi huyi. Lekin aap
mujko bhool gayi es baat se takleef huyi hai…. hehehehe
Oh ki gal sare kithe chal ge hello raj, rosy shalu admin tusi sare kithe ho koi coment nai kr reha.
panchhi yaar tum way2 heart par kab or kis naam se comment chat karti ho
raavan me w2h par 2 pm ke bad ati hu panchhi name se
or tum kis name se ate ho?
@admin, 2m hai na apne beti ko pehle se he pleasure dilwa dena.. No risks:-P
Tune mere jana- by rathod
i dnt remembr d name…
plz evry 1 dwnlod it, its vry hrt touching song.
hear it 1ce..
waise helo 2 evry1.
samir bhai tum b jrur sunna our btana kesa lga. ok
Bhai pura title bata ese nahi milega DAKSH
hy panchhi jaannnnnnnnnnnn mai to yahin hun tum kahan thi abhi tak
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he anjali tum kahan ho yaar
Admin sudar ja tu rashi nu ki bol reha ye wele party len da shonk ye.
hehehe kyu ji ki dikkat hai aur tusi http://www.way2heart.com/online-chat/ te kyu nahi aande chat karan
PANCHI…jaan ye tum kya bol gayi ki aisi ladki ko activa milni chahiye…aisa mat bolo meri jaan..aise to sari ladkiya maa ban jayengi…aur mana ki tumare paas vehicle hai..lekin kabhi tumara vehicle kharab b ho sakta hai..fir to tume TAXI me hi jana padega,,…
@RAVAN bhai kesa hai….
@ANJALI..tumare dad ne to tum se koi promise nhi kiya hai na..shadi karwane ka….
@RASHI ji padhai kesi chal rhi hai….
@DIPTI ji..kya baat hai kuch khafa khafa lag rhi ho…
/@mausam yaar ye to mera farz tha…
@NAUGHTYYYYYYYYY………..
Hello rashii! Am complete 3year diploma in IT baki abi 1week huya hai mere kaan ka opertion hoya hai chandighar se abi bed rest chal raha hai or jo admin bol raha hai yesa usne muje kuch nai bola ok.
Hii rashii mein thick ho aap kesi ho,am compelted 3yr diploma in IT.abi to bed rest kr ri ho 1week hoya hai kaan ka opretion huya hai chandighar se.kal hi steches khule hai
hi people,
i am new here
wel joke acha tha
Admin sudar ja ki kut khani ye @ rashii isne muje number ke bare yesa kuch nai kaha.
Admin 1hor gal mein jo panjabi vich jay nu keha si usnu samjh nai aya kenda mere nal hindi vich bolo hun te apa usnu panjabi vich kuch v ke sakde han./Admin mar tali teri buthi kali.
Preeti meri boothi kali te teri jeb khali.. tere muh te lali.. teri bahan meri sali hehehe hun aap andaja laga tu fir meri ki hoyi
Oyeee ye sexy uncle kon ye naam sun ke hasi andi hai ki gal ye Rakhi sawant to jada sexy ye.
SHEELA ji me to tumare sath date pe jaunga…to bolo kab chale…..
@DHIRAJ darling tu kya keh rhi hai meri hindi theek hai
Preet ji main MSc maths se ker rahi hu ap panjab se he ho sry preet ji mujhe panjabi nhi aati
hii…@fnds
ho gayi hai black-2 night
chand ne kar di white-2 light
pakdo sapno ki flight
nd i wnt 2 say good night
le lo activa
@ PANCHI my jaan me wait karunga tuje aana hi hoga…..
@Sheela apne puppi ko apne boobs pilana & ch*t chata te hue lofar ko yad karna.
@jay bhai condom pe jo apne salah di uska thnx
@Anjali dear jab jago tabhi savera v shld enjoy evryday as newyear day kyo sahi hai na.
@Panchhiji asha karta hu aap maje me hongi aur kisi aur ko b maje de rahi hongi hahahahahaha
@Atankwadi kaha atank phaila rahe ho bhai
@wanted kaha ho mere bhai dikhayi nahi diye
@Ravan yar tum to koi problm aapas me hi solv kr lete hoge
@Dhiraj bidu kyo ukhade ho
@Rashi divya preet rana mausam sameer anuj dabang sexy uncle daksh sab log theek ho na dosto
Hey sheela muje byk chahiye.
Hello admin g asi apne pati di jagha aap nu nai de skde kenu ye haak pela apne bf nu de chuki han
@Preetji, mein 16hr is site se juda rehta hu aur me yehi
hu,tumhe chod kar kaha jaunga ek gal sun le tu bus "Comment ek
Masti hai, Ye call se sasti hai, Neend ko Udati hai, Khoon ko
Jalati hai, Dimag ko pakati hai, par kuch bhi ho Aapko Hamari Yaad
Toh Dilati hai….are pura comt padhliya aur wah wah v nai kaha vry
bad manners
joke theek theek sa tha .. Bt utna mja ni aya yar
admin
Nice joke!
@jay,twade liye asi ek shayari pesh karasi……hey hasna
nahi abhi-2 punjabi bolna shuru kara hoon…Nahi dekhi jaati…nahi
dekhi jaati jay par yeh udasi….hans de jara sa…hans de jara
sa..hans de jara sa nahi to khila dungunga tujhko kissmiss jara
si..hahahaha!!……jay aaj meine sapne mein imran khan k 7 french
kiss k maza aagaya really..aur woh mera boyfriend bana tha…god
tussi great ho yaar..thank uuuuuuuuuu!!! mood ekdum change n changa
hogaya..
@Dhiraj mere yaar wakyi teri shayri par mai has diya hehehehehehehehehe ha ha ha ha ha ha aah-ahh pet me dard hone laga…….Mere yaar tushi the great…Yaar mai apna haal kya batao tujhe…
Kabhi lafaz bhol jaon kabhi bat bhol jaon,
tujhy is qadar chahon ki apni zat bhol jaon.
uth ke tere pas se jo main chal don,
jate howe khud ko tere pas bhol jaon….
tc…. mere dost…….
hye frndss…… @Kapil mere dad ne aisa koi promise ni
kiya… @Raavan m to yhi hoti hu bt night me ni aa skti kyuki m
nght me apne colg frndss ke sath chating krti hu……
hahahaha! bach k rahio..
@hye Paanchii……
i m f9 tum btao kaisi ho……
@Lofar tumne sahi nhi Mst kha……..dear
hi anjali ek joke send karu tumhe sexy jok achey lagtey hai kya
Sam……….agr tumne bnaya h to snd kro bt dirty ni hona chahiye…………dear
are activa me le deta, papa ko kyu bola
i got a car when i was in my final yr f mbbs…
to Sia ji kabhi usi car mein ghumne chalte hai na
and i got a auto riksha when i was in my final yr f gradute
NEW YEAR MUBARAK HO ADMIN BRO
MS tumhe bhi mubarak ho bhai.. par itne din se kaha gayab thhe
mujse b koi baat karo yaar
hi Dr Sia car to bahut badiya hai kaam ke liye pata ko bhi nahi pta chelega
bahut achha hai