What Do You Think I Am?
Views: 19,053 - Posted on 04 Jul 2012
A Man Walks Up To A Pretty Woman In A Bar.
Man: “Would You Have Sex With Me For One Million Dollars?”
Woman in Surprise: “Sure! Why Not”
Man: “Will You Have Sex With Me For Ten Dollars?”
Woman Angrily: “No! What Do You Think I Am?”
Man Smiled: “That Has Already Been Established, Now We Are Just Bargaining“
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dear prity didi me 10year ki nai hu abi to mene apna 17years cmplte kia h muje bilkul b andja nai tha ki saman ki meaning ye hogi or ha me un ldkio me se nai hu bina wajah hungama kru or prity muje pta hota to me kbi site pe asa anounce nai krti or ho skta ki apko kafi knowledge or experince hoga b hoga tede word but muje smj nai aya tha to mene pucha apko meri wajahse koi prblm hui to sory tc ok
prity di apko meri kisi or b bat se objectn ho to jarur btayga me kisi k prblm ka karan nai banna chahti thats clr ap kahe to me site se chli jau
prity hr koi apke jitna minded or jenius nai hota na me sirf yaha joke read krne ati or mene dkha ki yha kafi ache frnds ya log h jo joke smja dete h to mene pucha jaruri nai h ki hr kisi ko hr kuch smj aye
Navya kyon pareshan hoti ho yahan sabhi 1-2sre ki tang khinchte rahte hain so just chiil vese bhi garmi bahut hai jhulas jaogi
areee yar itna kyu disturb ho rahi ho???
Aaj kal tum coment main joke ka koi jawab nahi deti kabhi simbols main jawab aate the wo bhi band kyon
kuch nahi…waise hi!!!!
Ha ha ha good joke
;) Mast :)
difrence betwin girls and alok-
alok her ladki ko apni grlfrend banana chata hai aur her ladki alok ko apna bhai.
m i right nd m i right.
Nina I love u. I love u. I love u.
Daro mt muze to “U” pasand hai.
hello alok kaise ho.
becuse ‘u’ are very sweet.all the people likes’u’.
Pahli baar kisi ladki ne mujhse puchha how are you… aaj mere nayno se ganga jamana bah rahi hai…. :( buhubuhu..Ek aur nina ji..shukriya…ha ha ha ha ha ha… bahut ho gayi overacting…nina ji hum to badhiya hain…aap dasso..!
ek aur nina is an old user with dumy name ,not i.
admin se confirm kar lo.
Sorry navya meri bato ko dil p mat le ye meri aadat hai so dear don’t angry maine aise hi kah diya ho sakta tumhe kabhi yaha mujhse bhi jyada tang khichane vale mile mujhe dear tumse koi problem nahi hai tune didi kaha hai to tujhe bta du i m married n from aligarh dil m koi mere prati galat bhavana mat rakhna ok God bless you
Sali sahiba sunaiye
saali kese hui apki ??
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Ab tu bhi simbol main ye ho kya raha hai%-)
Hello frnds..kya hl h ap sb…?
hello friends..
good evening!!
Dear Deepak..mujhe tumse ek q pucchna hai!!
tum agar hindi movie k song sumte ho to tumhara fav song kya hai..ya english mein agar hai to..woh bhi batana…!!…
prince ko kya pasand hai..woh bhi bata de to accha rahega..kyunki kisi ko uski pasand se bhi hum yaad kr lete hain..
jay k pasand to woh mujhe already bata chuka hai…aaj bhi meri diary k panno pe likhe hue hain!!
tc :)*
jay tum mujhe naa bhulne ki kasam diya krte the..lekin aaj tum khud bhulnne ki kasam nibha rahe ho…y????????
Dear,, soch raha hu..ap ne yahi saval kyu pucha…jb ki aj tk ap ne mere se koi saval nh kiya…
Pata h… kya dear…Singing n music mere liye 1 shouk hi nh..1 tarah se…. junoon h…shayad meri jindgi h…pata nh kitne but shayad 500 se jyada movie songs muje pure yaad h..n..bht baar stage pr singing ki hui h….n..kuch awards b jeete h…
Mere fvrt songs ki list bht lambi h…
‘ Chingari koi bhadke toh sawan use bujhae..’
kahi door jb din dhal jaye..shanz ki dulhan…
Ate jaate haste gaate socha tha mene man me kai baar…
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Tum itna jo muskura rahe ho…kya gum h jisko…
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New songs me…
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Hunted movie k saare songs..
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Kaisa ye isk h..ajab sa risk h…
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Aaoge jb tum o saajna…( jb v met )
Reply Honestly.
Will You Accept Your Ex-Lover Once Again
In Your Life
If They Wanna Come Back Again.?
Tum Lout k aane ka takalluf mat Karna,
Hum Ek mohabbat ko Do baar Nahi karte…!!
Kanjoos lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India .
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
jay
His wife replied..
TINKU KE PAPPA,
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses…
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man, shabir virk, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Deepak comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Super market owner parmjeet Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don’t worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month.
teri dosti mein hum tumhare saath nhi..
teri dosti mein hum tumse baat nhi krte..
teri dosti mein hum naaraj bhi ho jaate hain..
teri dosti mein humne tere naam ko bhi mita diya..
teri dosti mein humne tujhe bhoolne ki koshish bhi krte hum..
teri dosti mein kiye bade bade waade bhi ab jhoote lagne lage hain..
lekin ae mere dost..zara guar se apni dil k bheetar jaankh k dekh..tujhme abhi koi baaki hai.
woh thoda sa hi..lekin woh saccha pyaar ..aaj bhi tujhe pyaar krta hai…tujhmein bhi hoga
hume yakeen hai..
tu hi tha..jisne mujhe pyaar krna sikhya..hum kaise maan le..ki tum apne dil se pyaar khtm kr sakte ho..
…………………………sweetheart!!
gd eveng frnd
hw r u all..???
Navya yaar Prity ki wajah se q tens le rhi ho . Wo bahut achhi ladki hai . Me use achhi trha se janta hun qki pahle wo meri gf rah chuki hai 5 years tk. Wo sirf mazak krti. Dil ki bahut achhi hai. Trust me
Navya yaar Prity ki wajah se q tens le rhi ho . Wo bahut achhi ladki hai . Me use achhi trha se janta hun qki pahle wo meri gf rah chuki hai 5 years tk. Wo sirf mazak krti. Dil ki bahut achhi hai. Trust me .
Alok bhai lagta hai tumne aaj din me sapna dekha hoga us me prity tumhari pichle 5 saal se gf rahi hogi
mujhe esa q lag raha hai ki ye gf galat fehmi hai
Theek hai me zuth bol rha hun bt ek baar prity se to puchh lo.
Kyonki meri sasural aligarh ki hai
sory to say to alokji but kuch bate muje kahe bina raha jata so kehna hoga wo ye ki ldkio k bare me apko bahot knowldge i mean exprince unka behav kesa h wo kesi h like etc ap ek marid lady k property discribe kr re h weldone ap bahot dur tk jaynge is feild best wishes for u
Thanx Navya. Bt me to jahan v jana chahta hun apke sath jana chahta hun. Bolo kahan chalen
hey…. ap muje hi ulta stnce de re ho tamnna tiwari ko maska naver ….jo chlo koi bat nai ap site ki hr ldki ko.. …. me notice krti hu is bat ko wo b bdi honestly n silently h na he he he he
sory alokji but kya kru its my habit h jo bat kisi k lie mere mind me aa gyi khas kr boys me jo khna chahu jb tk keh na lu mujse mera koi kam prfct nai means me tb tk disturb ho jati hu jb tk samne wale ko nipta na du to ab thik fel kr ri hu ja ri study krne
Navya aap bahut achhi ldki ho. Aap me koi burai muze nazar nhi aati. Aap yun hi rahna dunia ki fikr mt krna.
Kahin v meri jarurat ho to btana. Muze khushi hogi agr me aapke kisi kaam aa ska. Gud nyt dear.
cnstrat he he he he
GN EVRYBDY
Hmmmmmmm
Genuine Thought
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“Understanding Is Much Deeper than Knowledge!”
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Cause
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“There r Many People Who Know Us,
But Very Few Who Truly Understand Us!”
rit fact
hey Deepak tumne mere swaal k a jawaab nhi diya..koi baat hai….just asking about your listning tste n nothing!!…agar na bhi do..its ur choice…tc!!
yaaro km se km mere swaalo ka jawaab do!!..
kyunki swaal humesha ho iski koi gaurentee nhi..after all i m ur friend nd a good human n a nice person!!..agr tum log bhi baat nhi kroge..to phir yanha ane ka matlab kya…i m not animal yaar!!
thik thak hai
Ok friends goodnight navya sorry dear again
its ok yar mt kaho sory kya h at a tim muje gusa ata h to dhyan nai jb cool hoti hu to lgta h yar asa nai krna chahiye tha kuch jada hi boldi kya kru us tim muje kuch smj nai ata h so dont take tnsn
navya yaar name change q krti ho galat fahmi hoti hai yaar. Nd ab ladai bnd kro aur gale milo . Agr aapas me na mil sko to muzse hi mil lo bt mil jarur lo. Warna neend v nhi aayegi.
wese b yar ap to ldki ho pange to me ldko se leti hu muje coment post krne k bad bahot afsos ho ra tha kya kru glti meri b h me hi overect ki
Deepak sweetheart k naam se mera cmnt tha…ok!!
GOOD NIGHT GIRLZZ N BOYSS!!
remember never loose ur good friends….kyunki woh dharti pe ek baar k liye aate hain aur ek baar k liye hi jaate hain…maybe just like me!!
god bless friendship of my friends!!
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Thnx dear…
oh sorry deepak mein tumhara reply nhi dekh paya again so so sorry!!!..oh great Deepak!! congratulations!!..many many congratulations 2 u mein bhi kucch yaad krke share krunga just wait okk dear!!
gn frnds
Thnx Navya ji…
Tc…
gd mrng frndz*
hw r u all…???
Del ji kha hai ap…??????
gud mrng …..tumhare siva koi yaad bhi nahi karta……
bro hum to yad karenge hi…
Bcz tumne hume dil se dost jo mana hai….
wo bachpan kitna pyra tha, khusiyon se bhara sansar humra tha,
is dunia ke zulmo sitam se anjaan the, maa baap ki umeedo ki pahchan the, per aaj sub umede tuthi nazar ati hai, sapno ki kasti dubti nazar ati hai,
dubne ka dur ab bhi nahi sata raha hai,bus ek hi gum ab kha raha hai,
kaise batye unhe ki hum wo nahi jo unke sapno ko manzil tak pahuchye,wo kisi aur se apni umeede lagye, duniya ki rftar me kho gaye hai hum,is bhagti bheed me tanha rah gaye hai hum,
aaj paltkar dekha piche to na koi wazud humra tha, ab ek hi baat yaad ati hai, wo bachpan kitna pyra tha.
kya nina, tumhri age itni bhi mahi k ym itni badi badi batein karo…..
badi batein age nahi halat sikha dete hai,
kisi ko sapno ki duniyan to
kisi ko tanhai se mila dete hai.
By the way apna introductin to do logo ko galtfahmi ho rahi hai..
Ek Pyara Sach:
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“Jo Insaan har waqt Sabki khushi chahata h,Sabke
baare me Achchha sochta h,Sabki Care karta h,
Wahi Insaan..
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Hamesha Akela rahe jata hai…
bt yaar ye to kadwa sach hai.
Har kisii ko kaise bataye haal-e-dil aapne Hum
patharon mein kudh ko kho baithe…
kiase bhoola du usko mai, maut insaano ko ati
hai , yaado ko nhi..
superb lines…
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Gud mrng bro..
thanks deepu
Kab ki pathar ho chuki hein ye meri aankhein
magar,
Chhooke jab dekha to haath geele ho gaye…!
Mujhe Kis Taraf Jaana Hay Kuch Khabar Nahi,
Mere Raastey Bhi Kho Gaye Meri Mohabbat Ki Tarah.
Bus Ye Naa Kehna ,… K Tum Mere Dost ..Nahin Ho,,,,,
Baaki Har Baat Tumhari Manzoor H Mujhko….!!
super
Bht accha likha h….grt…
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bachpan k din puri zandgi insan ko jannat ki yaad dilate h..
ek tara tuta to ,logo ki mannto se ye jahan bhar gaya,
par kisi ne nahi socha ki
…aaj phir ek chamakta sitra mar gaya.
Gm friends how r u all?
gud mng to all my frnds. Kese hain aap sb nd kya ho rha hai.
@DEEPAK bhai aap to kafi talented hain.
@Nina, yaar so sorry kl apko reply nhi de paya. Tareef k liye shukriya
@Navya apka gussa thanda hua ya nhi ?
@PRITY Aap v meri achhi frnd ho.
@DELETED bro aaj to aap hi chhaye hue hain.
Nd all users kuchh share kriye
hello alok in, a true frndship
‘ no sorry’ and ‘no thanks’
ryt dear . I think u r my true frnd.
don’t think, just beleave it.
Oh..!!! Thnx Dear…
Wese mere hisab se , ap sare frnds muj se bht jyada talented ho…n…muje abhi bht kuch sikhna h…
abe koi ADMIN ko v puchh lia kro. Saare k saare setting krne me lge hue hain. Kisi ko Admin ki fikr nhi.
Kl bechara apni new gf k sath date par gaya tha. Uska bad luck dekho raaste me usko purani gf mil gayi. Fir to aap sb smz hi skte hain ki kya hua hoga. Bechara ICU me hai. Wahin se usne muze phone par ye sb btaya. Aur haan ek reporter pta nhi kahan se aa gya usne Admin ki DHULAI ki video bana dali. Bechara Admin. . . . . How sad. . . . . . .
nahi sab nahi samjh sakte ki kya hua hoga main batata hun… mere pas Condom 1 tha aur ladkiya 2 par fir bhi mene dono ki tasalli ki. kaisi? ek ke sath condom laga ke dusri ke sath usi condom ko ulta karke ;) dusri ko maja aaya vo boli ki 5 bar aur karo aur mujhe karna pada.. jab L bahar nikala to mujhe rona aa gaya bcoz jab mene condom ulta kara tha to condom ka dotted wala hissa andar aa gayaaur mera sara L chill gaya, is wajah se mujhe hospital jana pada ;) buhuhuhhu
gumsuda talash kenar-
name-admin
age-20-25(may be)
coulr-bdalta rahta hai.
mark- dono hatho par do girl ke naam,fix nahi bdlta rhta hai.
2dino se lpta hai.
….jise bhi mile nazdki mahila thne me report de.kafi case panding pade hal.
gud rply