What Is Pussy And Bitch
Little Johnny Comes Home From School And Says To His Mom: “Mom I’ve Got A Problem.”
She Says: “Tell Me.”
He Tells Her That The Boys At School Are Using Two Words He Doesn’t Understand. She Asks Him What They Are?
Johnny: “Well, Pussy And Bitch.”
She Says: “Oh That’s No Big Deal, Pussy Is A Cat Like Our Little Mittens, And Bitch Is A Female Dog Like Our Sandy.”
He Thanks Her And Goes To Visit Dad In The Workshop In The Basement.
He Says To His Dad: “Dad The Boys At School Are Using Words I Don’t Know And I Asked Mom And I Don’t Think She Told Me The Exact Meaning.”
Dad Says, “Son, I Told You Never To Go To Mom With These Matters, She Can’t Handle Them. What Are The Words?”
He Tells Him, “Pussy And Bitch.”
Dad Says, Ok, And Pulls A Playboy Down From The Shelf, Takes A Marker And Circles The Pubic Area Of The Centerfold And Says: “Son, Everything Inside This Circle Is Pussy.”
Johnny: “Ohh Ok, And What’s A Bitch?”
Dad Reply Smiling: “Everything Outside That Circle.“
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Nice joke
Bf : swtheart , tumara mere alawa kisi aur ke sathto nahi chat karti na …? Mai tumara 1st and last bf hu na ….? Gf : no darling & u r my 1st and ofcourse last bf.. But tum sare boys ek jaise hi sawal kyo karte ho….?
great joke admin….
@deleted jee ab aapke papa kaise hai..?
Achhe naa…?
tu sale mere se baat hi na kara kar…
why
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@RAShii di, aapke anusaar rakhi mehngi ho gyi :lol: ya aapne mehngi kr di… waisa pata nhi aajkl jay kanha samir k saath gya hua hai… :lol: .. mujhe kareebi logo se thanx sunne ki aadat nhi hai.. :) aap apna khyal rakhiyega!!
True friendship is not a liability
Its a silent promise
I was,
I am
&
I will be
with u forever &ever.. :)
Happy friendship day dear…
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Hello friends.happy f .day to all of you.aaj k dono hi joke mast hai.lage raho adminji
Munni woh din yaad karo
Jab hum tum sath nahate the,
Tum chut pe sabun malti thi ,
Hum land pe jhag udate the.
Munna woh din beet gaye ,
Jab hum tum sath nahate the,
Ab chut chupane ki bari hai,
Munni bharat ki nari hai.
Munni woh din yaad karo Jab hum tum sath sote the,
Tum chut mein kheti karti thi,
Hum land pe ganne bote the.
Munna woh din beet gaye ,
Jab chut mein kheti hoti thi,
Ab land ki fusslo ki khatir,
Humne ise banjar bana diya.
Munni woh din yaad karo
Jab luka chipi khelte the,
Tum lahanga pahan kar aati thi,
Aur hum usme chup jate the.
Munna woh din beet gaye,
Jab hamne tumhe chupaya tha,
Ab tum to jaat ke bhalu ho,
Lahange me shahad ka chhatta hai.
Munni woh din yaad karo,
Jab sath deewali khele the,
Tum chut pe tikli rakhti thi ,
Hum land se foda karte the.
Munna woh din beet gaye,
Jab chut pe tikli fodi thi.
Ab chut hamari pyari hai,
Aur loda tera bhikhari hai.
Munni woh din beet gaye
Han munni woh din beet gaye.
Ab chut ke darshan ki khatir ,
Hum chut chalisa padhte hai,
Par chut nahi darshan deti,
Hum land se ladte rahte hai.
Par waqt hamara aayega.
Jab hum bhi tum ko chodenge,
Tum land land chillaogi
Hum chut me danda pelenge.
Munni munne ko kam na samajh
Yeh teri phudi chodega..
Tu pair pakad kar royegi..
Teri chut me keeel (nails) thokega..! ;-) ;-) ;-)
F-FIRST..
R-RELATION..
I-IN THE..
E-EARTH THAT..
N-NEVER..
D-DIES..
Thanx to be a my friend…
WISH YOU HAPPY”FRIENDSHIP DAY..Nitesh bro…
thanx @deepak bhai..!
u 2.!
bole to ek dum rapchik hahahahahahahahaaha
A classy thought:
=”Sometimes ur best feelings are found in the drafts..
those are the words which u type but never send…”=
:-(
Thnx Rashii ji aap k bht pyare se cmnt k liye…ap jese doston k bina yaha kuch adhura sa lagta h…aj frnd ship dy h…agar aap hume apna dost manti ho..toh..1 wada ap ko krna hoga…aap yaha ayengi..n..apni thoughts hum sb k sath shre karengi..,,,
Shayd mene kuch jyada likh diya h.,,but…1 dost hone k naate…1 dost ko…dosti k huq se likha h…
Thnx….one’s more tym…
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Its a 4 u deepak..!
All political parties are stand on a single line….
“Aaj Saara Desh Bhrashtachar Ke Khilaaf Hai…”
My question is
“To Phir Saala Brashtachar Kar Kaun Raha Hai…”
;-) ;-) ;-)
If you never thank GOD after every smile…. Then why do you blame him for every tear…?
Gud nyts… guys..!
bachpan se aadat pad gayi h
lakin ab to maine practice karke musibat mai bhi GOD ka nam lena chod diya hehehehehehehe
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1 punjabi student ko apni classfellow se pyar ho gya.
Boy ne usy propose kia.Girl ne inkar kiya & teachr ko us ki complain kar di.
Teachr ne kafi danta & 1 week k liye class se nikal diya.
Jab boy 1 week k baad wapis class me aya tu girl ko us se love ho gya.
Girl ne us ki book me likha
“I AM SORRY & I LOVE U”
Isi tarah 3 year guzar gaye but boy ne koi response nahi diya.
Q k ap ko pata hy Punjabi students kabi book nahi kholty.
ye bast 16 anne sach hai pr dunia ch dankka vi sada punjabia di hi vajjda hai brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jitho lagie salama hudia ne vekh vekh verria de jalde ne
sine jitho laggie salama hudia ne
pr bhai ji aapa je joke mast hai hahahaha
aaj se mai to roj book padhunga hehehehehe
Ek Yeh Khwahish Hai Ke Koi Zakham
Na Dekhe Iss DiL Ke,
Aur Ek Yeh Hasrat Hai Ke Kaash Koi
Isse Dekhne WaLa Hota…
:???: samajh hi nahi aaya