What Is The Best Profession In The Word?
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Gynecology Is The Best Profession In The Word..
1) Make A Woman Naked.
2) Feel Her Breasts.
3) Finger Her Pussy.
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bilkul sahi…
punjabi boy te kudi bench te baithe c…..
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punjabi boy- Tuhada Naam?
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KUDI:- Neena,te tuhada..
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punjabi boy_ Main kameena..
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Kudi-Lagde ta nahin.
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punjabi boy- Thoda naal ho k baith pata lagju… :P
Dunia me kabhi ache insan ki talash me mat nikalna
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ajj kal garmi bhut hai..
or.
(‘,’) hum bahar
kam he
_/’\_ nikalte hai.
Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahi hai
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo :- Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath
hehehe……..Aur Sota hai NISHA ke sath :P :D
very nice joke….superb
Nice joke
gud evening frnds…..hw r u all???
r u RASHII JI….???
nilesh ji, main raashi nhi hun..plzz ap sb mjhe rashi na samjhe..myself varsha aur mai aap sb se dosti krna chahti hun.
ok, varsa ji… Varsa ji ap gussa kyo ho rhi hai.. Chhodiye ye sub aur kahiye..
Kaisi hai ap*?
Varsha ji, shayad ap k cmnts krne ka style ya words Rashíi ji k cmnts style se milte ho…is karan sb ko laga ki ap Rashii ji h…
hi deepak ji kaise ho?
deepak ji, i think u r right… bt believe me m varsha.
hi varsha ji , are you new here?
hi Py@re moh@n ji…yes m new here
Varsha ji aap kahan se ho?
Hi. Pyare Mohan ji., dear kaise ho ap..?
Bht km ate ho site pr,..shayad busy ho…
But fir b bro. Hum doston ke liye b tym nikala karo..
Pyare Mohan bhai kya hall hai.
aajkal kam aate ho.
kahan busy go?
☺ VCOS ☻
fir jagta hai subha ke sath,.,.
Hey Dosto!!!
Kaise Kahen Aaj Bhi Dil Ko Hai Intezar Uska,
Jisne Apna Bana Kar Begana Kar Diya.
Meri Muhabbat Ko Ye Mukaam Diya Hai Usne,
Har Shakhs Ke Labon Ka Fasana Kar Diya.
Kabhi Hum Bhi Kaha Karte The Aashiqon Ko Pagal,
Aaj Unki Duaon Ne Hame Bhi Deewana Kar Diya.
Vry nyc…Jay bro.
hmm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ……….
Shaitan Ne Bhagwan Se Kaha: Muje Itna Sundar Banao Ki
Sab Ladkiya Mujpar Mare Or Mei Unka Khoon Choosloon,
Bhagwan Ne Kaha:
Ja Tuje Whisper Banadia.. :O
Aakhirkar pata chal hi gaya
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2012 me pralay kab ayega.?
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=O5-O8-2O12Ko, kyonki
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Friendship day
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Rakhi1 hi din hai…!!!
Bhaiyo Aur Shaliyo,
Vo Kya Hai Kiiiiiiiiii
Humari Bhootani Humse Naraz Hokar
Kahi Chali Gayi Hai…
Agar Kissi Ko Mil Jaye
To Hume Zroor Bata Dijiyega…..
The Description Is As Follows:
Rang Shayed Fair Or May Be Very Fair……..
Vo Kya Hai Na Ki Bahut Din Ho Gaye Usko Dekhe Hue
To Is Liye Yaad Nahi Baal Kaale He Honge…..
Safed To Nahi Ho Sakte Naa
And Thori Si Moti Hai
Vo Jaada Nahi Thori Si
Aur Kya Thha ??????
Haa Thori Si Petu Bhi Hai Aur.
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Thori Si Nak-Chidhi Hai
Jise Mil Jaye Foreign Contact Me
Thanks For Cooperation…..
tu apni bhootni ki tansen hume kyu de raha he hum bina bhootni ke sahi he
Rite salman. But isme jay ki galti nai kyunki jay apni bhootni se bahut pyar karta ha.
Jay bro maine aapki bhootni ko aaj dekha. Kasam se kya dikhti thi use dekhkar hi meri niyat khraab ho gyi is liye sorry
Admin Bhai, kon sa Dr. women ko naked kar ke breast feel karta hai check-up ke time ? tab to har roz uski pitayi hoti hogi :D
If a Photo Negative Creates unlimited Positive prints
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Why dont we look at our Negative Experience in life
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Create Something Positive out of it..
very well said deepak ji
hehehe……dosto…….
Dekha Unhone Humey Jab Apni Tirchi Nazaron Se
Hum To Madhosh Hi Ho Gaye.
aur
Jab Pata Laga Ki Nazarein Hi Tirchi Hain unki
Hum To Behosh Hi Ho Gaye.
Bahut acha joke ha aapka bhoot ji.
”मेरी हंसी में खुश होता है कोई…
मेरे आंसुओ से तड़पता है कोई…
दे कर अपनी सारी खुशिया मुझे…
मेरे गम चुपके से चुराता है कोई…..”
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6″ long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
gd evng frndz and ,,gd n9t
sweat dreamz tc…
Achchha hai.friends log har profetion ko gandi najar se kyo dekhte ho mai kabhi ab aise teatment ke liye nahi jaungi kuch bhi ho sakta hai……………huuuuuuuuuuuuu
What is 1+4+3 ? I+love+you No, I+like+you No, I+miss+you No, 1+4+3 means 1+4+3=8, Maths pe dhyan do Romance par nahi……!
hmmmm baba ji……..
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ye kya hai deepak ji???
prima god not….set drmz
kya hua bacha ji hehehehe
:’( :’( Gynecologist hi mile the aapko joke banane ko :(( :((
Sorry priya ji…muje vo baba ji wala cmnt smj nh aya
Tha…but..ab a gaya h…ap baba ji ko bula rahi thi…
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C=:| ( ‘Confuse’ )
gud nite everyone
coozy coozy bedboozy boozy pillow
curly burly person
stary stary nyt aNd one cutoo cutoo frnd wishing U
guddy guddy nytnd sweetoo sweetoo dreamz,hye,
tc.;D.
JSK..
@Deletd,..mujhe koi shak nhi ki tum ek aachhe insaan ho…tumhare ek comment ne mujhe hurt kia tha…beshak tumne majak mein kia hoga…mein kisi se bhi khna chahta hoon kisi ki sexuality inferior nhi hoti kya..straight boys n girls apni sexuality ko inferior maante hai..nhi..to hum kyun maane aur dusra kon hota hai..hume batane wala…agar hum real mein inferior hote.to iss duniya mein bhagwaan hume banata hi nhi..ya phir hum jaanwar hote…koi bhi non straight apni sexuality k baare mein galat bardasht nhi kr sakta…tumhe pata nhi iss ki wajah se…mein kbhi stable nhi ho paya…tum andaza laga sakte ho…tum jab pehli class mein padhte rahe hoge..to tumne ek ladki k sapne jarur dekhe honge..but mere saath kya kya gujri hai..woh mein hi jaanta hoon…mein sach batau mujhe 12th class tak nhi pta tha ..ki mujhe bhi koi pyaar krne wala mil paega..agar tum gehrai se socho kitna…mushkil hota hai sabkucch…hum gay ya homosexuals ko ulti seedhi gali deke palla jhad lete hain..magar woh kitna jhelte hain koi straight boys shyad hi iska andaza laga pae..mujhe lagta hai girls se jada gay..straight ladko se jada karib hote hain..agar woh nafrat krne lage..to woh kisi ko bhi pyaar krna chhod denge…agar koi straight ladka mujhe gali ya hurt kr de..to mera kisi se pyaar krne ka dil nhi krta..chahe mother ho father ho sister ho ya koi chhota baccha…kafi hurt hota hai…straight ladke ko chhodkr koi bhi gaali de ya hurt kre chalta hai..but straight..no!!..jitna homosexual boy life mein pareshaan hote hain utna koi nhi…aap ek tarah se ek ladki ko samjhlo hurt kr rahein hain…agar woh nxt birth mein ldki bhi ho jae to kisi ladke se pyaar krna pasand nhi kregi…humare society religion nafrat krna failata yeh batata hai..ki woh insaan ghatiya..uski harkte ghatiya hai..kya pet mein pal raha baccha bhi ghatiya ho sakta hai..chahe woh homosexual ho ya bisexual…aaj humari problems humari wajah se jada nhi balki..galat soch aur galat dharna rakhne wale logo se hai..nhi to humme kya kmi hai..mujhe accha nhi laga tumne maafi mangi…tumne jo kucch kia mazak mein kia aur jo meine kia woh gusse mein kia..ab sab thik hai..tc deleted!!..Good night n sweetdreams!!..mujhe really accha nhi lgta koi straight ladka mujhse maafi maange..but uss din mujhe iski jarurat thi:)..i m sorry..meine gusse mein tumhe galat bol dia.!!..
i agree what u said, we can’t understand what u feel when u r hurt…as a straight guy…..but i think as a friend we all can understand……..
i m sorry again….and i promise i will never cmt again like that………..
ye emotional atyachar is site pe ku hota h admin ji
Juhi Chawala Ji.. Konsa Atayachar
breaking news :
jisko 11 mulko ki
police dhund rahi thi….
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us chutiye ko
wankhede stadium k
security guard ne pakda
gd mrng frndz
gud mrng PM sahab………urf nilesh……
Meri Fitrat Me Nahi Apna Gham Beyan Karna,
Agar Tere Wajood Ka Hissa Hoon To Mehsus Kar Takleef Meri
Baba mere NON par LIKE or COMMENT nahi aate
Nirmal Baba : NVJ last time kab khola tha
Boy : Baba kal khola tha
Nirmal Baba : 1 din mein kitni baar NVJ kholte ho
Boy : 2-3 baar
Nirmal Baba : Browser konsa USE karte ho ?
Boy : Baba GOOGLE CHROME
Nirmal baba : bas yahi se kirpa ruki hai jao or account ko MOZILLA browser se kholo sab theek hoo jaega ;
Delete To Nirmal Baba
Deleted: “Baba Mera L Bada Chota Hai Aur Log Mujhe CNW Bolte Hai”
Nirmal Baba: “Logo Se Sex Kara Kar, Bada Ho Jayega”
Deleted: “Jay Jaiso Se To Main Roj Hi Muth Marwata Hun Aur Unko Chuswata Bhi Hun”
Nirmal Baba: “Bas Yahi Kirpa Ruki Hui Hai, Kabhi Admin Ka G Mein Leke Dekhiyo, Piche Se Zor Padega To Nunni Aage Se badi Ho Jayegi”
Zakham dekar wo dard ki shiddat puchti hai…….
Dard to Dard hai phir kam kaisa or jyaada kaisa……..
Ilzam-e-aawargi k darr se chhor diya sab se milna……
Wrna ye chhoti si umar tanhai ke Qabil to naa thi…..
Mat raho door apno se itna, Waqt ke faisale par afsosh ho jaaye,
Kal naa jaane kaise ho mulakaat hamari,
Aap royen lipat kar humse, Aur hum khamosh ho jaayen…..
Ek boond paani na nikla un AANKHON se, Hamare jaane ke BAAD….
Tamaam umar jin AANKHON ko hum JHEEL kahte rahe…….
yar tum itni shayri kyo likhte ho…
Jeewan me jhatke lag chuke hai kya…???
Piyush haan ek din isne mere L ko pakad liya tha.. to bade sare jhatke lage the bechare ko hehehe
Yaar deleted aap bahut achchhe shayar ho n a gud man also.
Bekaar
gud 1