A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years.

Father (Angry): “Where The Hell Have You Been All This Years?”

Girl: “I Was Working As A Prostitute In The Vietnam”

Father: “What? Get Out Of My House You Whore, I Don’t Want To See Your Face Again”

Girl (Crying): “Before I Go Dad, I Came To Give You A $5 Million Cheque, And Here Is A $1million For My Brother. I Had Build A Big House For You In The Northern Surburbs With Evreything In It Including A Ferarri And A Bugatti. Bye Dad”

Father (Smiling): “What Kind A Work You Said You Where Doing”

Girl (Crying Out Loud): “A Prostitute Dad”

Father: “Came And Give Daddy A Big Hug, I Thought You Said You Where A ”Prosecute‘‘

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