What To Do When Your Parents Catch You Watching Porn Movie?

What To Do When Your Parents Catch You While Watching Porn Movie?

Be Enthusiastic And With A Big Smile Say: “See I’m Not A Gay

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What 2 Do When Ur Parents Catch U While Watching Porn Movie? B Enthusiastic Nd With A Big Smile Say- See I'm Not A Gay

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  37 Comments

  1. ρяιуα says:

    σннн кнυ∂ кα ι∂єα ѕαвкσ ∂є янє нσ..
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  2. Nitesh says:

    Mere marne ki khabar unhe kuch is
    tarha se dena……!

    Tumhara jo sadiyo se
    armaan tha wo
    aaj pura ho gya….♥

  3. Nitesh says:

    Petrol Badha
    Hum Chup The
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    Diesel Badha
    Fir B Chup The
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    LPG Badha
    Kuch Nahi Bole
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    Gold Flake: 5 Rs aur 7 Rs
    Ab Hum chup Nahi Rahenge..!! :)

    1. himanshu says:

      Sahi bola nitesh SHA-BAASH. Par sabse jyada mujhe gold flak kharidne me pareshani hoti ha kyunki iska ek pack peeni ke bagair muje kuch bi hazam nai hota

  4. lalitmangla says:

    Ishk main bewafai mili itni bahut ki hamnei ishk karna chod diya or ab ishk hamse puchta hai tum akele kyon ho

  5. Nitesh says:

    LOG AURAT KO FAQT JISM SAMAJ LETE HAI. …
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    ROOH HOTI HAI ISH MAIN , YE KAHA SOCHTE HAI…’!. !!

  6. lalitmangla says:

    Hamne pyar kiya koi gunah nahi fir bhi wo log hamein gunahgar kahte hain jinhe kabhi kisi ka pyar na milta

  7. Nitesh says:

    A boy kills DEER & cooks it &
    doesn’t tell frnds what it is.
    He gives a clue
    “Its what my gf calls Me!..
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    A Frnd screamed:
    “Koi mat khana re.
    KUTTA hai” :D

  8. Nitesh says:

    SALOOKH USNE MJHSE KISI CIGRET JESA KIA…..

    PHELE JALAYA, PHIR PIYA,
    PAAUN RAKHA AUR BUJHAA DIA!

    BAS TALAB THI USKO MERI KUCH WAQT K LIYE,

    PHELE LAGAYA HONTHON SE,
    PHIR DHUWEN ME UDA DIA…..

    APNI SAANSEIN KHEECH KE, MERI KHUSHBU KHUD ME BASA LI!
    AUR MERI JALTI HUI RAAKH KO APNI UNGLIYON SE GIRA DIA….

  9. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    very very stupid joke!!….tab to rapist bolega ki i m not gay..aur use police wale chodd denge aur uska naam ho jaega!! joke is nonsense!!..right

  10. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    @himaanshu don,.tum abhi bhi bacche ho..duniya ka sabse bada talented aur genious gay tha…aur kai bade log the….tumhare khne ka matlab bhagwan ne ladki banakr bhi glti ki..kyunki raat k 12 baje woh ghr se bahar nhi nikal sakti…nd m not intrested to give ans of any stupid bakwaas!!…

    ek baat batao kya bhagwaan tum par humesha especially mehrbaan hai kya…kbhi zindagi mein koi problem nhi hui..yaa jo tumhe problem hoti hai..woh bhagwaan ki mistake kh doge!!…

    improve your mindset!!…har sexuality k apne benifits hai..use galti khna tumhari idiotic soch hai…tumhe ladkia aasani se milti nhi aur tum pareshaan ho jaate ho..to god ko blame kroge ki mujhe ladka kyun banaya..i m sorry ki tumhara mindset abhi tak narrow hai!!…i enjoy my life my sexuality…nd no comment o u iske baad!!..ek baar tum sucide krne ki baat krte the…isliye dear think before u comment on someone!!

    1. sanjay41s says:

      DHIRAJ JI SORRY Itni PHILOSIFCAL and PSYCHLOGICAL batten Is site par aachi nahin lagti. SORRY meine ADV me bol diya hai………..ye ek COMEDY SITE hai

      1. Dhiraj* says:

        @sanjay bhaisaheb, i know ye fun and dirty humour site hai…lekin kucch baatein joke nhi lagti…mujhe lagta hai meri baat samjh gye hoge tum…!!apne english words pe thoda dhyan do…haan mein philosopher aur psychologist bhi hoon :)..

  11. Nitesh says:

    Engg student to
    rikshawala:-Are ­ o bhai
    khali ho kya????
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    Rikshawala: Haan bilkul
    khali hoon
    sahab.. .
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    student:- To ye Assignment Complte kar k do na…. :D