When Is That The Skin Meets Skin?
Views: 15,782 - Posted on 29 Mar 2012
When Is That The Skin Meets Skin,
Hair Meets Hair And Balls Disappear,
Dirty Mind Its When You Blink Your Eyes.
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kuch khaas nhi hain.. helloe prince kese ho aap? and what do u do?
Gud jokeee……
Thik hai admin nilesh deepak dheeraj deleted jay prince priya naina sonam & other friends kahan hain sabhi or kya ho raha hai
Yhi pr hain L-MANGLA JI.. Hum bilkul ache hai..
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aap bataiye kaise hai dost….?????
bas thik thak joke
Dosto kha gayab ho yar aj ap logo ka koi pta hi nhi chal rha hai…???
@@PRIYA JI ap kha hai.. Km se km ap to aa jaiye..plzzz… Apse kuch puchhna hai…. Agar ap bura n mane to….???
:))
@nilesh,,hiii … haan bolo…….
Hii… Kaisi ho tum…???
Bahut jaldi me ho kya…???
no..im fine ,aap kaise ho?
Hun b ache hai.. Bas film dekh rhe hai…??
Aap kya kr rhi hai….???
kuch nahi..:)
Hehehehe…
Kuch nhi, cmnt b nhiiiii…..
Ofline ho gyin kya….???
hmm iske alawa aur kuch nahi :)
Priya ji ek bat puchhu bura to nhi manengi….??
no,nahi maanugi…
Aapka koiii ……………….. boyfriend hai kya…..???
NO
Ok…. PRIYA JI..: :):-):-):-) Thank u..
:o NO :o
:) In d memory of 90′s~
wen d most popular games were::-):)”chuppan-chupai”"pakdam-pakdai”"barf-paani”,
when d best delights were: “orange goli”"kismibar”"popcorn”
when decision were made by:”akkad bakkad bambay bo”
when while playing cricket, rule were:”ghar me jana out, aur jo marega wahi lekar aayega”
When d best defesive dialogues were: “jo kehta hai wahi hota hai”
childish bt awesome uncountable memories…
Hi..frnds…how r u…
Hi..nilesh bro. , l mangla ji , priya ji , dhiraj bro. , naina ji, sonam ji ,anuj ji , jay , del bro. Kaise ho ap sb..
very good..
hii..m good & u?
Bachpan yad dila diya………….very nice………..
I m Very f9 & ap kaise hai Deepak ji…,.???
bachpan real me kafi majedar hota hai.. Yu samjh lijiye ki jiska bachpan chhin gya uski life chhin gyi.. So childhood is very important time.,
Yaar tumne bachpan yaad dila diya
hmmmmm bas uper wale ki meharbani se thik hu :)
sach me yaar, apn sb miss krte h apne bachpan ko..
Sach batana dosto..ap ne akhri baar aasman me chand or sitaro ko kb dekha ? Apko yaad b nh hoga..
Khet khalihaan kb dekhe.? N apni mummy ke anchal me sar rakh kr kb soye..shayad yaad nh hoga…apn sb ne apni lyf me kitne tnsn paal rakhe h…
Kash vo bachpan lout aye….but ye kash..kash hi rah jata h..
Sahi kah rahe ho dost
Aap sabhi users ke liye 1 sawaal sahi jawab dene wale ke liye taliyaan hathi swiming pool ke paani me gir jaye to kya hoga
Geela Ho Jayega ;)
admin bro. Ye batao ap kon se brend ki badaam khate ho…are bhai computer ho kya!!
per chudai mai balls dis appear nahi hote??? hehehehehe
Pandit-apke hawan me kaali mata ko khush krne k liye ek daru ki botal,ek bakra or 5000 Rs lgenge..
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Santa-mai hawan krauna H . kaali maata nu party ni deni
……good night!!
hi nilesh bro. Thnx ki aap ne mere us qstn ( aansu dene wala dil…) itna accha rply diya..
Dhiraj bro. Hr baar ki tarah ap ka rply sb se alag tha..n bht gehra cmnt tha.. Thnx..
Sonam ji…thnx yr..muje pata nh tha ..1 sharart bhari baat krne wali ladki itna sanjida…itna pyara rply b kr skti h…aj ap k nam k 1 mtlb meri smj me a raha h,
sonam .is( ..so….nam(imotnl)….)
priya ji , naina ji ,l mangla ji.. ap ka rply nh aya..shayad ap busy ho..
maine to reply kiya aapne dekha nahi..maybe aap busy ho :( :)
Yaar kya karen dukaan se time nahi mil pa raha
Jaisi hu me waisa humesa kisi ko feel nhi hone deti,qki mujh pta he meri taklif me koi nhi royega lkin meri hasi me sb khush jarur honge…….bus isly sonam aisi he…………
haayeeeeee… so sweeettttt. number de na
num to aapko dena padega,or mujh pta he aap jarur denge aapna num,wait nd watch………
” oye, ithi gehri baatn mt karo.., dosti hr dukh ko bhula deti h…”
Ye 1 dost ne kaha tha… muj se..hw true..na…
yaad he mujh………….
dosto aap batao ki yadi aapko is site ka admin bana diya jaye to aap kya karoge
–>> yadi mujhe admin bana diya jaye to mai JAY k character ko horizontal navigation menu mai add kar dunga hehehehehehe
vaise admin tera is bare mai kya khayal h
baba sexy das ji,
maine aapki facebook per profile/page dekhi thi
jis mai aapki cartoon photo thi hehehehe
per uska url copy karna bhul gaya bhhuhuhuhuhu
kya real mai aapki facebook profile/page hai ya kisi ne fake profile bana di hehehehehe
aapka param bhakt,
devendr
hehehehehe
Gajni film main amir khan ki body itni solid kaise bani
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“*\\ good //*”
// Night \\”+”
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Have a sweetest night friends.…
Hmmmm…. Aj itni jaldi good night…
Are madam ab jag b jaiye subah ho gyi..
Ohhhh…. SORRYYY…..
Abhi rat hui hai soiye-soiye., hum samjhe subah ho gyi…:-):-):-)
**SWEET DREAM CUTE DEAR**
:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)….
priya ji..mai apne us kl wale qstn k ans rply ki baat kr raha tha
uska ans toh mujhe khud ko nahi pata :(
gn frnds……………Aaj bohot si purani yaadein taaa ho gaiiiiiiiiiii………
Jab zindgi me koi naya shaks ata he,
Tab purane ki jarurat mehsus nahi hoti.
Par jab naya aapko samajh nahi pata tab purane ki kami mehsus hoti h…
sach he yeah to…..
hmmm…
k,…
….iss dil mein dhero swaal hai..tujhse.
….iss dil mein dhero chahte hai..tujhse..
….kaash kbhi tu inn chahto..sun leta..
….kaash kbhi ek baar meri aur dekh leta..
….kaash inn aankho se dil ki kitabo padd leta..
….kaash ek baar inn pyaasi baanho..ko apni baanho mein bhar leta..
….kaash unn jhoote chehre..se kucch pal mere dil k sach dekh leta..
….kaash unn madhoor awaaz se..iss dard aur chaht bhari awaaz ko sun leta.
….kaash kbhi jhoota hi hume..kh deta..aap mujhe acche lagte ho..
….kaash kbhi..tune mujhe paane ki tammna khuda se ki hoti..
….kaash kbhi..iss jhooti duniya ek sacchi duniya.nata jod leta..
….kaash kbhi..inn apne aankhon se do boond mere liye baha leta..
….kaash kbhi..iss jhooti duniya..kuch apni bahaduri ka sach kh deta..
….kaash kbhi..iss kaash ki duniya badal dete..
…………..good night..
Gudnite friends
Aj kya ho gya hai, sabi dosto ko itni jaldi good night….!!!
“GOOD N9T DOSTO” AP LOG SO JAIYE.. & HUM TO CHALE…..
bbye…tc
Byee…. Good n9t dear,, sweet dreammm…..okkk..:-):-):-)
Old joke…
Koi önline hai kya….???
Hello
JO SAAZ SE NIKLI HI VO DHUUN SAB NE SUNI HAI,
MAGAR JO TAAR PE GUJRI HAI VO KIS DIL KO PATA HAI
Hindi ki madam ne kaha-bacho
“girdhar barse aangan me” par kavita likho
ADMIN (student) ne likha-
‘Ek Hamari pyari madam, masti bhare is yovan me.
Sham hui jab piya ghar aaye, khaat bichaya aangan me.
Lab chuse stan dabaye, or
ling ghusaya jaangon me.
Wo sisak sisak kar ro padi jab “girdhar barse aangan me.
Bahut badiya
**GOOD MORNING FRNDZ**
=> APKO B GOOD MORNING DEAR..
Silent breakup…
Girl calls her boyfriend…
At 3 O clock at night
And
The number you have dialed is busy on another call…
Deepak ji u were waiting for my shers so here they come….
Teri chahat k piyasay thy to hath phaila diye….warna
hum to apni zindagi k liye bhi dua nhi karty??
Like this,
gud morning Deleted.
@kaise hai ap,, bahut km aa rhe hai..????
maza a gaya bro…
Aj to aap ne hamari mrng gud krdi..
Hi, nilesh bro. Gud mrng..