Which Line Is Used Very Often?
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Which Line Is Used Very Often When We Are With Friends,
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hahahahaha…mst joke h….
hahahahahbilkul sahi ;)
Woh Jb Bhi Muj Se Milti Thi..
.Har Baar Maasumiyat Se Mujse Pucha Krti Thi..
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Ke Tum Sirf Mere Hi Ho Na..?
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Or Main Har Baar Us k Chehre Ko Apne Hothon Se Chuu Kr Kasam Khaya Krta Tha..
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Par Kaash..!!
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Maine Bhi Us se Puch Liya Hota…!!!!
Very sad :-(
Rohitji thanks but yar jitne smj ane honge utne hi ayngena
hiii Navya Good Eve..
Dekho Navya aisa hai yha ane se pahle jiske jiske bhi dimag ki batti gul hoti hai wo yha ane ke baad jalne lagti hai ye fact hai,,, kyoki joke me thoda sa dimag lgana padta hai, aur fir to apne aap hi dimag chalne lagta hai,,,,, so enjoy yar,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!
hahahaha………. Jab tak gali na do Achhe dost bhosadi ke baat he nahi mantey hai :P
dear all frnds,
Mai to kahta hun ki agar Accha dost naraz ho jaaye to usko ek nahi baar-baar manana chahiye jab tak ki uski naarazgi door na ho jaye……
Q..?
K…….
Wo Sala Kamina Aapke Har Raaz ko jaanta hai :)
Ab toh Bhosadi ke Maan Jaaaaaaaaaa………
Jyada Bhaav mat khaa nahi to teri G marne tere Ghar aa Jaunga :P
Yaaro! Samajh me nahi Aata kee In ladkiyo ke sath kaisa Behavior rakha jaaya.
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If v treat her nice she says “Yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If v dont she says “Kitna akarta hai”
If v dress nicely she says “Mujhe impress karna chahta hai”
If v dont she says “Tasteless hai yaar”
If v argue with her she says “Ziddi hai”
If v sit quietly she says “Dumb hai”
If v act smarter she’ll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right
If v dont love her she says “is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai”
If v love her she says “peechhe hi pad gayaa hai”
If v dont tell her ur prob she says ” u r not honest 2 me”
If u do tell to her she says “u r a problem child”
If v scold her she says “you act like a grandpa giving lecture”
If she scolds us she says “Yaar, its becoz i care”
If v break a promise she says “She does not trust u any more”
If she breaks she says “jaan main majboor thi….
Ladkiyan re ladkiyan . .
Bechare hum boys itna sab sehke bhi chup-chap rehte hai :( :(
Na ishq karna mere Yaaro.
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai :) :) :O
1 din admin
Aaina Dekh k sochne lga,
“Isko kahi dekha Hai”
Thodi der sochne k baad,
“O Teri ” ye to wohi hai…
jo Mere sath us din Baal ktwa raha tha!.
:-)
Hahahahahahaha………….hehehehehehehehehehe………………hohhohohohohohoho…….hihihihihihihihi……….huhuhuhuhuhu………howhowhowhowhowhow……… :) :) :) :P
gud joke….
Dosto gd evng.
Hw r u all…???
Koi ro k diL bahlata h
Koi hans k dard chupata h
Kaya karamat h kudrat ki
Zinda insan pani me dub jata h
aut mara hua insaan terke dikhata h
Le gayai sb kuch magr 1 hosla rehne dia
Yunhi meri zindgi ka silsila rehne dia
Hum gaye thy aik din us ko mnane ke leye
Wo khafa achee lagee hum ne khafa rehne dia.
Sum1 can give U Crying & tears..,
Many others can give U Laughter & smiles,
but believe me,
only Friends can give U “Laughing Tears” &
“Crying Smiles”
hahahahaha……….
Wife: Suniye g aap ka dost galat larki se shaadi kar raha hai.
aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: Main kyon rokon? us ne mujhe roka tha kiya :D
G.e.friends .sahi likha mr.jay
bad girl….bad boy ke sath chalo aaj dinner pe….chalogi? :-(
hehehe :p
hehehe………. Lo jiii Ab enke liye good boy koun banega ??????? :(
G.E.. 6Ena madam :)
Good joke
jay, delet,netesh,admin,lalit dosto ma bahut pareshaan hun ladkiyon ki wajah se.
Darasal reason ye ha ki meri ek karayane ki shop ha colony me. Waha half kapdon me bahut se ladkiyan daily gujarti rahti hain jiski wajah se ma unhe dekhe bagair nai rah pata.
To problum ye ha ki ladkiyon ki mere liye kya feeling hogi? Ki ye bahut kamina ladka ha hamesha ladkiyon ko ghurta rahta ha muje bahut dar lagta ha unse. Bcos ma apni colony walo ki najar me girna nai chahta. Plz plz plz dosto koi mera samadhaan btayo plz.
Don Bhai, Humarey mind me aapki problem solve karne ka do Tarike hai–
1) Aapko Jo Ladki ‘PASAND’ hai usey ‘HASIL’ kar loo.
Ya Phir
2) Agar koi Ladki aapko ‘HASIL’ ho chki hai toh phir usi ko ‘PASAND’ karna sikh loo :P
Agar ladkiyan dukaan per aati hain jab to chahe ghoor ke dekh koi kuch nahi kah sakta per aati jati ladkiyon ko mat ghuro main to aisa hi karta hoon kyonki meri bhi stationery ki shop hai main to bahut hansi majak bhi karta hoon kai baar to ladkiyan is tarah se khadi hoti hain ki unki chuchiyan bhi dikhne lag jati hai to main unhe tok deta hoon
lalitji bihario se bhara h ye site h na
Rakshabandhan aa rha hai, rakhio ki stool lagna, sari ladkiyan jab rakhi lene aye to ek-ek rakhi unse bandwa lena.
Problem solve, alok ne bhi yahi kiya tha.
hmmm…….. Kya Alok ne Aapse Rakhi Bandhwa Liya hai :P
alok ki rahne do, uski to kalai bhi rakhio ke liye choti pad jati hai.
….apni batao.
oye hoye sarif banda phli bar kisi ldke ko ldki dkhne me means ghurne me prblm ja rai h realy shocking fact dkho agr sare model ka tim alag to ap sbse seting kr lo fir tim to tim handel kr lena kya krna hota h bs smile to dena hota h or kuch locha ho jaye means kisiko pta chl jaye to city leav kr dena
or ha jb koi pat jaye to half dreses wear krnese mana kro unko coz ldki h yar koi priydarsni thodi h he he he he he akhir unme se koi na koi future bhabhi hogi apni
Mil gaya jawab..!!
Pucho beta or saval pucho…!!
1 rakhi banwane k chakkar me h..or 1 ap ko city se bhagane k chakkar me…
Or abhi ‘hmmmm’ ka ans ana toh baaki h…dekho kya kya bandwana padega or kya kya chodna padega…
he he he he dipakji apne to…. priya apka namkaran ho gya site pe new name “hmmmm” h
Bhosadi k Admin Ab to aake mere cmnts ka reply de dey.
Tere Liye Har gali phoolon se saja rakha hai,
Har chowk pe Ladkiyan bitha rakha hai,
Na jane kis raste se tu aawoge,
Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakha hai :P :)
A lovely statement by Abraham Lincoln,
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“If maintaining Relationship is ur weakest point,
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Then u are the strongest person in the world”..
but how???
Girl – which computer do u have?
Boy – I have a computer with intel core
i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, Linux, 64
bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics
card B-)
Boy – Which computer do YOU have???
Girl – A PINK ONE !!!!
Hume Bhi Pyaar Karne Ka Khayal Aaya,
Jub Bhi Yeh Khayal Aya Khud Ko Akeala Paya,
Dhoonte Rahe Is Duniya Main Humsafar,
Kisi Ko Dhoke Baaz, To Kisi Ko Bewafa Hi Paya :( :(
Dosto aaplogo ko meri itni fikar ha ye dekh kar meri aankhe bhar aayi. Par dhukh ki baat ye ha ki aap dosto ke itne samadhan batane ke bawjood bhi muje koi thos samadhaan nahi mila.
Is manhoos-purn jindgi me kafi soch vichar kar maine ye natija nikala ha ki ma apni jeewan lila(suisde) samapat kar lun. Agar marne ke baad agar ma Narak me bhi gya to mujhe kushi hogi. Kyunki vo badnami se behter hogi.
Ab mere pyare aur shubchintak dosto muje suiside ka aisa tarika btaye jis se dard na matr ho.
koi bhi ek film dekh lena-
-Ravan
-Ra.one
-Ramgopal verma ki aag.
-danguars ishq
hehehe..grt ans..
he he he he apke sath hr kuch ulta kyu ho ra h najar uthane me taklif ldkio ko hoti h kisiko dkhne me to ap ldke ho k asa keh re ab sucite krne ki kya jarurat ho gyi kya hua bs seting hi nai ho ri na dont take tensen sb half dreses wali h to pat jayngi kyuki unka mind b half hota h
amitabh bachan- main abhisk ki sari filme dkhta hun.
(bachoo ke liye ma-baap ko kya-2 krna padta hai.)
himanshu
tu bas izaat se baar karna bas……iss umar mein sabhi ladko k sath ye problem hoti h……sab jante h …..tension mat le…….bas batmiji mat karna kisi bhi ladki k sath…..
in punjabi…….vekhi ja chedi na…..
@himashu the
don,…ladkio k peeche
tum sucide kroge..tumhe
pata hona chahiye bhagwan
ne hume yeh zindagi kisi
aur maksad k liye di
hai..ladkio k liye ya
ladko k liye nhi..tumse
bhi gyi gujri isthi mein
log ho sakte hain..par
woh sucide nhi
krte….mujhe to aaj tak
ek ladki bhi sacche dil
se sharir se pasand nhi
aayi but dil se a sakti
hai..sucide krna yaani
sab kucch khtm ho
jana.yeh tumhar a sucide
pe dusra cmnt hai…ek
shubchintak dost k
naate..meri rai yehi
hai…tum inn ldkio k
liye ya mein ldko k liye
nhi aaya tha iss dharti
pe…usse bhi bhadkr aur
kucch hain iss duniya
mein…jitna bhi mila hai
ussi se satisfy krna
sikho sath sath try bhi
krna sikho…BE like
warrior in life…sucide
krne wale chuhe hote
hain….infact chuhe se
bhi gye gujre hote
hain..meri mano yeh faltu
ki cheeze apne dil aur
dimag se fek do….kya
pata kal kismat tumhara 7
dede!!
tc Dear!!…socho tumhe
ek ladki yeh salah de
rahi hai!!..
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@Deepak..one thin i wan2
say bout you..tum behad
cool boy ho!!tumhe
singing k 77 dancing bhi
aati
hai??????????????????????
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@Prince, tc dear good
night!!
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are yaar ye mera cmnt kaisa ho gya..hahahaha!! :P..accha dikh raha hai!!
Deepak dear usne to mujhe chhod diya but tumse aur tumahari batto se milne aa jata ho..kya krun frndship my weakest point!!
@don bhai ladkiyo ko ladke hi naa dekhenge…! sharam wali koi baat nahi hai isme jo aap karte ho wo hm sb roz karte rahte hai..!
Bhai problem tb hoti jb aap ladko ko dekhte..!
dn’t mind anyone..!
Abb shayad hi koi mujhse muhabaat kare…!
tumhari tasveere aaj bhi meri aankho me saaf nazar aati hai..! ♥
Ek gareeb bacche ki kahani :
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MeiN Gharib Ka Beta Hoon..
Zindagi Ka Har Sitam Main Sehta Hoon..
Majbooriyon Me Bhi Khush Rehta Hoon..
Chand Boondon Se Pet Bhar Leta Hoon..
Kyuki,
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON..
Thandi Me Thithoor Leta Hoon..
Barsaat Me Bheeg Leta Hoon..
Garmi Paaon Jalaati Hai…
To Patthro Pe Main So Leta Hoon..
Kyuki,
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON…
Kabhi Sabzi, To Kabhi Kuchh Na Mile..
Namak, Roti Pe Main Jee Leta Hoon..
Zakham Chahe Jaisa Bhi Ho..
Thori Haldi Main Laga Leta Hoon…
Kyuki,
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON…
Ek Kameez, Ek Patloon, Roz Bina
Saboon Main Dhota Hoon..
Bhari Dukaano Ki Ronak Dekhk..
Aksar Khush Main Ho Leta Hoon..
Kyuki,
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON…
Gham Bhi Bahot Hai.. Dard Bhi Hai..
Dil Me Sab Dabaa Leta Hoon..
Kabhi Akele, To Kabhi Sab ke Samne..
Aankhon Se Ansoo Pochh Leta Hoon,
Kyuki,
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON…
HAAN,
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON.. :’( :’(
Himansu bro himmat mat haro, ladkiyon ko dekhane me koi burai nhi h sabhi dekhate h, 3 cheejon ko dekhane se har vyakti ka man prasann ho jata h. 1. Hari ghaas 2. Bahata pani 3. Sundar ladkiyan
hahahaha!!
hihihihih!!
hehehehehe!!
khi khi khi khi khi!!
oh ho hho ho ho!!
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batao kon si hansi mein sabse jada dant dikhai diye???????????????
:D
:) :)
:P :P :P
:) :) :) :) :)
:O :O :O :O :O :O
MUSAFIR: Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge?
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BACHA: Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To..?
MUSAFIR: Tab To Bahut Hi Acha Hoga..
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Bacha lassi le aya.
Musafir Ne 5 Lote Lassi Peene K Bad Bache Se Pucha: Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nai Peeta??
BACHA: Peete To Sub Hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi Me CHUHA Gir Gaya Tha aur usi me mar gya tha.
Musafir Ne gusse me Lota Zamin Par De Mara..
Bacha Rote Hue Bola:”Mummy Inhone Lota Tod Diya.
Ab Hum potty karne kya lekar jayenge”!
Musafir fainted! :-D
शायर जी पहली बार दिल्ली जाते हैं, वहाँ वो क़ुतुब मीनार देखते हैं और उनके दिमाग में शेर आता है..
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क़ुतुब मीनार को देख के शायर का दिमाग दौड़ा..
के क़ुतुब मीनार को देख के शायर का दिमाग दौड़ा..
आसमान को चोदने चला धरती का लौड़ा…
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अब शायर साहब की शायरी सुनकर कुछ लोग गुस्सा हो गए और उन्हें पकड़ कर शहर के निजाम के यहाँ ले गए..
उस दिन निजाम की बेटी की शादी थी, निजाम ने सोचा कि यह शायर है तो चलो इससे कोई शायरी बोलने के लिए कहते हैं..
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शायर जी शेर कहना शुरु करते हैं
शेर कहे, शायरी कहे या गाए कोई गाना
शेर कहे, शायरी कहे या गाए कोई गाना
तेरी नानी पैर उठाये, चोदे मेरा नाना !
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निजाम साहब गुस्सा हो जाते हैं पर अपने गुस्से को दबाते हुए बोलते हैं- अरे भाई शायर साहब, कोई शादी वाला शेर सुनाइए…
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क्या हसीं फिजा है इंतजाम की…
(लोग – वाह ! वाह, इरशाद, इरशाद!!)
क्या हसीं फिजा है इंतजाम की…
क्या हसीं फिजा है इंतजाम की…
चुदेगी आज लौंडिया निजाम की…
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यह सब सुन कर निजाम साहब को बहुत गुस्सा आया, निजाम साहब ने शायर को शादी से बाहर निकाल दिया, लोग शायर को पत्थर मारने लगे..
शायर ने फिर शेर कहना शुरू किया…
ए धरती के चाँद सितारों…
(लोग सुन कर ताली बजाने लगे)
शायर ने फिर कहा
ए धरती के चाँद सितारों..
माँ के लौड़ो, पत्थर तो ना मारो…
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यह सुन कर लोग और ज्यादा गुस्सा हो गए, लोग अब शायर को लातों-घूंसों से मारने लगे..
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अपनी हालत देख कर शायर फिर फरमाता है…
गर्दिश में हैं सितारे, गाण्ड मार लो हमारी..
गर्दिश में हैं सितारे, गाण्ड मार लो हमारी..
जब बहारे-चमन में होंगे, माँ चोद देंगे तुम्हारी…
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kisi se suna hai lekin mast hai..raat mein maza hi kucch aur hai..nizam ki laundiya hahaha!!
wah nitesh ji wah dono accha tha!!haha!!
Nitesh bhai apne to shayari ki maa hi chod di, wah!! Very nyc
bahut sahi ….. .kya likha h ……uss shayar ko pranam….
ladkio ko naa dekhne mein burai hai… :)
jo bhi tumhe pasand aae usse dekh lo..dont care woh ladka hai ya ldki…
kyunki ladko ko 50 me se 1 ladki pasand aati hain
20000 me 1 ladka!!
mujhe 200 me ek ladka pasand aata hai..
aur ladki…100000 mein 1 :)
KEEP SILENCE n CARRY ON!!
Mast joke
hps ……..hari ghaas ….bahta pani….chadti jawani……kya khub likja h tumne……..beta sahi ja rahe ho …….chalo iss sare episode se ye pta chala ki kuch log…confectionary…and kuch stationary ki shop chalate h …..warna kon kya karta h kuch pta nahi rahta……priya ji aap to study kar rahi h na jaipur mein…..?
navya ne engr mein admn liya h?
admin to kuch karta nahi…..
prince…software developer h java & .net mein….
himanshu nhai confectionary wale …..
lalitmangla ji stationary wale…….and
deepak ji marble wale……..
jay to videsh mein h hi……..
nilesh. bsc kar raha h ….
i m engr….
ab….
anuj
pankaj
sonam
nina
prity saxena
aby
jack
hps
and nitesh …..ye sab kya karte h.?????
hahaha!!!
@ Del bro. kya aap bhool gaye kee Nilesh ke pash Doodh (Milk) ka Dhandha hai :P :)
gud morning
@GOOD MORNING @
Del bro,
Dhiraj dear,
Nilesh bro,
Jay bro,
Nitesh bro,
HPS Bro,
Prince dear,
Anuj bro,
Lalit bro,
Himanshu bro,
Beachlor bro,
Jack bro,
Aby bro,
(ADMIN BRO)
Priya ji
Sonam ji
Navya ji
Varsha ji
Rashii ji
Naina ji,
Prity ji
Suhana ji
Monka ji
& al frnds.,
hv nyc dy..
TC…
good morning,…Deepak!!
gud mrng deleted g nd main b.tech krta hu..!
tabhi to…mein bhi kahun itne dhansu joke kaise marte ho….
Kon se college se kar rahe ho…..
I M civil engr (M.Tech)…
gud mrng @deepak bhai..!
hw r u..?
koi ladka lagta hai…ladki ko behan nhi banana chahta even married bad lady ko.. :P!!!