A Teacher Ask To Johnny: “Which Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?”

Johnny Replied: “Feet Because Every Night I See My Mom With Her Feet In The Air Screaming Oh God I Am Coming.“

Bachho Ko Dara Kar Unse Kaam Karwane Wale Maa Baap Sambhal Jaaye - Kyunki Aajkal Ke Bachho Ko Sab Pata Hai

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