Who Was In Charge?
Once Time All The Organs Of The Body Were Having A Meeting, Trying To Decide Who Was In Charge.
The Brain Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I Run All The Body’s Systems, So Without Me Nothing Would Happen”
The Heart Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I Pump The Blood And Circulate Oxygen All Over The Body, So Without Me You’d All Waste Away.”
The Stomach Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I Process Food And Give All Of You Energy.”
The Rectum Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I’m Responsible For Waste Removal.”
All The Other Body Parts Laughed At The Rectum And Insulted Him, So In A Huff, He Shut Down Tight.
Within A Few Days, The Brain Had A Terrible Headache, The Stomach Was Bloated, And The Blood Was Toxic.
Eventually The Other Organs Gave In. They All Agreed That The Rectum Should Be The Boss.
The Moral Of The Story? The Asshole Is Always In Charge.
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To,
The Marsab,
Govt School,
MARWAR.
Sir,
Baat ya H k school m maro Man koni lage,
or Raat me Nind koni aave, Q k school m Chhoriya kam H, or mari kilass m 1 B koni h,or je kilass m H ve sari sugali h, Dekhba ko B Man koni kare.
Madam B koi top patako koni,Or kai N to kam-su-kam 4-5 badiya baai ji hi rakh lo.
Thaki Badi kripa howe li.
GHANI KHAMMA.
Tarik:-eti\eti\eti.
Tharo Gahno ladlo
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PAPPUDO
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Priya ji pure rajsthani bhasha me h…
Koi kami ho to batana…kl master ji ko deni h…
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hehehe…..nahi ji koi kami nhi hai…best of luck aapka kaam ho jaaye :))
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Badiya hain tum sunao
Haan bhai thoda busy to hu hi…
But ap batao kaise ho….???
HUM BILKUL THIK HE, BRO.
Guzar Jayenge Bina Bataye Ye Pal,
Jinhe Hum
Intzar Or Aap Waqt Kahte Ho..
Kya Patta Bhul Jayo Aap Is Dost Ko,
Jise Hum Ek Rishta Or Aap Ek Alfaaz Kahte Ho.
Bro. , ap k in alfaaz ne humare dosti k rishtey ko or gehra kr diya h…
Bs jo kisi k liye alfaaz h vo ap k liye 1 rishta h…or jo ap k liye 1 rishta he vo hamare liye jindagi h….Ap sb ki DOSTI.,
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Uski aankho me nazar aata hai mujko sara jaha…..
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afsos k un aankho me kabhi khud ko nhi dekha….
Wah wah ……