Why All Men Are Called Handsome
Views: 13,129 - Posted on 19 Jul 2012
If Sex Between 3 People Is Called A Threesome,
And Between 2 People Is Called A Twosome
Then You Can Understand Why All Men Are Called Handsome
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nhi priya ji ..aap ke kuch previous comments padhe the tab aap kafi gussel lagti thi is liye:D
okk…..
hi priya kaisi ho?
Hahahaha…..! Nice..!
Shadi ke 6 mahine baad ,,
beti:maa tumne jo bed diya hai wo lambai
me chota hai…
Maa:ye baat tu mujhe ab bata rahi hai..
Beti:tange shidhi karne ka moka hi ni mila
tha…
bahut khub
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.. =))=D>=)
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows… =D =)) :p
hahaha ye mast joke tha!!
Neend Aankhon Main Musallat Nahi Hone
Deti
Wo Mera Khwaab Mukammal Nahi Hone
Deti
Aankh Ke Sheesh-Mehal Se Wo Kisi Bhi
Lamhe
Apni Tasveer Ko Ojhal Nahi Hone Deti
Raabta Bhi Nahi Rakhta Hai Sar-e-Wasl Koi
Or Ta’lluq Bhi Muattal Nahi Hone Deti
Wo Jo Aik Sheher Hai Pani Ke Kinaare
Apne Atraaf Main Dal-Dal Nahi Hone Deti
Dil Tou Kehta Hai Ose Lout Ke Aana Hai
Yahan Hee
Ye Dilasa Hee Tou Hai Jo Mujhe Pagal
Nahi Hone Deta
Wo manzlain bhi kho gai,
Wo rasty bhi kho gaye,
Jo aashna say loog thay,
Wo ajnabi say ho gaye.
Na chand tha na chandni,
Ajeeb thi wo zindagi,
Chiragh thy k bujh gaye,
Naseeb thay k so gaye,
Ye pochty hain rasty,
Rukay ho kiss k wastay.
Chalo k tum bhi ab chalo,
K Wo meharban b kho gaye..
Best of sexisms.. @Your birth certif Best of sexisms..
@Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
@ A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects
@ Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings…”
@ There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.
@ Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
@ There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
@ Virginity can be cured.
@ Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.
@ Having sex is like playing bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
@ I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.
@ Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
@ Question: What’s an Australian kiss????Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
@ A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
@ Question: WhWhat are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life????? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t
@ Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact????? Answer: Breasts don’t have eyes.
@ Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives..! :-D
hye good evening frndzzzzz
How are you all?
Deepak bro
dhiraj dear
lalit ji
deleted ji
nitesh smsay bro
nilesh bro
alok bro
price bro
hsp bro…….
Priya ji
Navaya Di
nina ji
and all gls
Aby bhai me f9 hun. Aap sunao.
Busy hone k karan cmnts nhi kr pa rha.
m..fine..bro, aap or nitesh bro toh chaye hue ho site pr…keep it up dear..
@ gud eve. Alok bro,
@deepak thanx
@alok I am also fine:D
where is dhiraj????
hiii
hello
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mere idhar to ho raha hai, kis browser mein test karte ho
google chrome me nahi hota..explorer aur mozilla pe aisi koi dikkat nahi hai.
Screen ki resolution kya hai
friend: tum honeymoon par Shimla gyi, goa gyi, mumbai gyi…..kya kya dekha??
girl : sirf chat aur pankha…..
(only roof and ceiling fan)
;0
oh..!! Hahahahaha..grt joke..
ha ha ha ha ha ha.. maine b kisi ko chhat aur pankha dikhaya kal…..
hehehehehe nice one
nice joke dear..
how r u friends?????
NAVYA tum kha gayab ho subah se???? ;)
Raat Ki Tanhai Mein Aksar, Yeh Sochta
Rehta Hun…
Muhaßßat Dua Ha, Saza Ha, Jaza Hai, Ya
Gunah Ha…
Dolat Ke Tarazoo Mein Tolo Toh Faqeer
Hain Hum,
Dard-E-Dili Aurr Mohabaat karne Mein Hum Jaisa Nawaab Nahi
Koi.
Do Chaar Lafz Pyaar Ke Le Kar Main Kya
Karoon,
Deni Hai To Wafaa Ki Mukammal Kitaab
Do !!!!
vry gud lines..
Mana K Tum Guftago K Fun Main Mahir Ho
Wafa Kay Lafz Pay Atko To Humhain Yaad Kar Lena
Superb lines…
to jabardast hai del ji!!
Kis kadar karu ‘mukaddma’ main uper uski
bewafai ke,
Mera dil bhi ‘wakeel’ uska,
beta sahi aa rahe ho…..all shers are really gud….keep it up…tum mumbai se ho na….and 10th std mein ya 12 th std mein…..but gud knowledge h tumhein
deleted ji !! mai PUNE se hu but Mumbai me mere Sab reletives hai!! and mai is year 12th me hu!!
Paou’n Phalaye To Phir Na Dekhi Chadder Hum Ne..!!
Tujh Ko Chaha To..,,Aukaat Se Badh Kar Chaha..!!
Grt lines…
.
Wese ye sher kisi Amir shayar ka likha hua lgata hai,,
jo Pyar k LAFDE me pad kr fakir ho gaya…
Ya fir kisi businessman ka likha hua…jo..pyar krne me b aukaat ko ghused raha h..,
hahehehe depaak bro asp tarif jar rage ho ya @#$%& hehehe but sher to mast hai
1 Dube hue sahukaar ka dard..,
.
Paymant diya toh fir na dekhi tizori hum ne…!!
Tujko LOAN diya toh…aukaat se badh kr diya..!!!
gudevng frnds
संता अपने तोते से पूछता है.
संता: “मिट्ठू बेटे, जलेबी खायेगा?”
तोता: “अपनी गांड में डाल ले भोसड़ी के, पहले मिर्ची खिला-खिला के बवासीर करवा दी, अब शुगर भी लगवाएगा”
hahahahahahahaha..wah..! Del bro
संता अपने पडोसी के घर मिठाई का डिब्बा लेकर जाता है.
संता: “ले मिठाई खा, मेरी बीवी को कॉल-सेंटर में तरक्की मिल गयी है”
पडोसी: “अरे वाह, तो अब वो क्या बन गयी है?”
संता: “वह की बेस्ट कॉल-गर्ल”
एक प्रेमी जोड़ा पार्क में बेठे ठे और आपस में बातें कर रहे थे.
लड़की ने अपने प्रेमी के प्यार की परख करते हुए उस से पूछा.
लड़की: “अगर तुम्हे 8 बूब्स मिले तो क्या करोगे?”
लड़का ख़ुशी से झूमते हुए: “मैं उसे जी जान से दबाऊंगा… चुसुंगा… चाटूंगा… उसपर लटक जाऊंगा…”
लड़की ये सुन कर गुस्से से: “तो वहा उधर एक कुतिया सोयी हुई है, चल जा और शुरू हो जा”
एक लआईसी इन्शुरेन्स एजेंट काफी दिनों से संता के पीछे पड़ा हुआ था और उसको पोलिसी बेचने के चक्कर में था
एक दिन आखिर संता ने तंग आकर उसको घर पर बुला ही लिया.
एजेंट: “सर, पोलिसी ले लीजिये, आप को अगर कुछ हुआ तो आपके बच्चो को पैसे मिलेंगे”
संता: “अगर बच्चे ना हो तो?”
एजेंट: “आप की बीवी को मिलेंगे”
संता: “अगर बीवी ना हो तो?”
एजेंट: “माँ-बाप को मिलेंगे”
संता: “अगर वो भी ना हो?”
एजेंट: “फिर बहन-भाइयों को मिलेंगे”
संता: “कोई ऐसा तरीका बताओ की पैसे मुझे मिले?”
एजेंट: “सर, आपको पैसे नहीं मिल सकते”
संता: “यह तो पोलिसी न हुई, मेरी गांड हो गयी, जो हर कोई ले सकता है, सिर्फ मैं नहीं ले सकता”
Ye b idhar ka hi hai
आज हम उन्हें बेवफा बता कर आए है
उनके ख़तो को पानी मै बहा कर आए है
कोई निकाल कर पढ़ न ले उन्हें
इसलिए पानी मैं भी आग लगा कर आए है!.
Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Par Diya Jalaane Ke Liye,
Gaur Kijiye, Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Par Diya Jalaane Ke Liye,
Rakha Hua Tel Bhi Le Gayi, Suhagraat Manane Ke Liye
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I am here
Q: Why do women like to
have sex with the lights
off?
A: They can’t stand to see
a man have a good time!
Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace
that God gives us to control our fears, not
to oust them.
A life spent making mistakes is not only
more honorable, but more useful than a life
spent doing nothing.
gud morning friends….