Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?

Question: “Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?

Answer: “Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity

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Y Did Newton Comit Suicide? Bcoz He Saw A Complete Naked Grl & Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity.

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