Why Do Most Women Sleep In The Afternoon?
Views: 17,353 - Posted on 14 Jul 2012
Why Do Most Women Sleep In The Afternoon?
So That They Can Screw The Tired Man All Night,
And Blame Him For Poor Performance.
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************GOOD MORNING FRIENDS***************
aakhir kar in aurato ka pet bharta kyun nhi hai?? itni mengai mei thoda to compromise krna chahiye…..aur ghr k murge ko thoda aaram dena chahiye!!..usko hi to subah jaldi uthkar alarm baja kr logo uthana padta hai..aur yeh maharaniya sirf ando pe baith aaram se so jaati hain..
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to friends aap log maze mein honge aur mein bhi shayad maze mein hoon.. :)
aaj aur baatein hongi!!
tab tk k liye bye n c u!!
@admin,..hum sab khush hain ki aapke dad ki tabiyat ab thik hai!!
**********GOOD MORNING NIGHT***********
*********what is JEALOUSY(jalan)************
neeche padhiye!!aur saamne dekhiye!!
1.badsurat ladki/ladke ka khubsurat ladki/ladke se
2.gareeb ladke/ladko ka amir ladki/ladko se
3.non-straights ldke/ldki ka straight ladki/ladko se
4.5 foot ladke/ladki ka 6 foot ladki/ladke se
5.motorcycle wale ka car walo se
6.red indians ka whites foriegner se
7.small city people ka big city people se
8.rs 10000/pm ern krne walo ka 50,000/p.m ern krne walo se
9.boy without girlfriend ka boy with girlfriend walo se
10.arts stream students ka science stream students se
11.maa ki beti ka maa k laadle se
12.hot n rude parents wale children ka cool n soft parents wale children se
13.china ko india k agni-5 missile k success se
14.brahmans ko chhoti jaat walo k success se
15.hindi speaking people ka english speaking people se
16.kareena kapoor ka katrina kaif ki success se
17.shahrukh khan ka salmaan khan se
18.marathiyon ka bhujpuri speaking walo se
19.sad peoples ka happy people walo se
20.hafte mein ek baar non-veg khane wale ka hafte mein 7 baar non-veg khane wale se
aur bhi hain..jalne jalane wali cheeze…so mere room ki batti kafi der se jal rahi hai..ab mein usse aur nhi jalana chahta..isliye tum bhi jalo hum bhi jale..tum bhi jalo hum bhi jale..
roshni dene k liye naa ki raakh mein tabdil hone k liye!!
ab mujhe jalan ho rhi hai :) unn logo se jin logo ko need aa rhi hai ya jo so chuke hain :)
nice one..!
Nd thanx god ki @Admin tumhare dad ab theek hai..!
kalh main tumhare liye akshrdhaam mandir gaya tha tbhi mujhe lga yaar ki sb pahle ki tarah jald hi normal ho jayega…!
Nd dekho bhai bhgwaan ne hm sb ki duao ko sun li..!
Bilkul bhai ye bat sahi hai or mene bhut bar ajmayi hai. Jab tak tum jaise bhai hai mera achha mangne ke liye galat ho hi nhi skta.
Facebook fact…
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Girls
Pura din ghar me Bartan Manjati
aur kapde sukhati hongi…
Aur jab raat ko msg. Karke pucho ke..
.
Pura din kaha thi??..
To reply ata hai…
‘Kuch nhi ,was jst hanging out
wid frnds’.. :P :-D
Tha baat me khuloos to wo maan bhi gaya…
Dil se wisaal-e-yaar ka armaan bhi gaya…
Dekha jo ghar udaas to mehmaan bhi gaya..!
Kar li hai us ne phir gham-e-jaana se dosti…
Lo apne haath se dil-e-nadaan bhi gaya..!
Mushkil tha apni raah pe lana use magar…
Tha baat me khuloos to wo maan bhi gaya..!
Dikhlaye kya bahaar ne josh-e-junoon k rang…
Daman bacha rahe the girebaan bhi gaya..!
Uski wafa hui na hasil mujhe…
Main us ke dar pe le ke dil-o-jaan bhi gaya……!
Hie….
Zindagi Mein Kabhi Compromise Karna Pade To Don’t Hesitate,
Because:
“Jhukta Wohi Hai Jis mein Jaan Hoti Hai,
Akarrna To Murde Ki Nishani Hai…! :-)
Uski bewafai pe bhi fida hoti hai jaan apni aye… gaalib..!
khuda jane usme wafa hota to kya hota..?
kya baat kah di samosy bhai……structural analysis theek se padh liyo….hahaha
Good joke
Hps bro kya tum agra ke pagalkhane me ho dont mind admin sun ker khusi hui ki tumhare dad ki tabiyat ab thik hai
Lalit bro sahi pahchana me pagal khane ka docter hu ap kabhi aaye the kya jo pahchan liya
is site ke owner acha murkh bnte hai,
….he want our mob. No. For security reason
….he know our id already and he c’d anytime publish it.
…..nd site’s moto is privacy.
……it’s a big joke….be careful frnds.
Chinta na kar they already know this. Aur baki site wale to tumhara kuch nhi jante honge. Udhar to tum sir se panv tak ki photo b uchal uchal ke dalte ho
other sites are not nonveg .
…so no need privacy.
Par kam to idhar se b galat hote hai. Last thing tune ana hai idhar aa nahi to mat aa. Par aur jyada bakwas nahi.
kya hua sachai sunne ki himat nahi hai ,ya….
sachayi main un se sun na pasand karta hun jo mere apne ho. tere jaiso ya jaisyo pe main time waste karna sahi nahi samjhta
Gud joke…
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@ Rply k liye Thnx Admin bro, hum sub ki dua..ap k sath h…