Why Women Are More Hot Than Men?
Views: 21,463 - Posted on 17 Dec 2010
Baba Saxidas Se Kisi Ne Pucha Ki “Why Women Are More Hot Than Men?”
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wah sexydas baba ji aap to sarv gunn sampan ho apki jai ho.
Kya cmt keru is joke per
Rashi yaar kuch to cment deni h padegi yaar vrna babaji naraj ho jaenge
mai b yahi soch raha tha
Mujhe apni tube rakhni hai oven me…
Oh aisa!
Hi rosy tumhare ovan ka tempretr kitna hai.
so pathetic admin g. kuch humour to rakho jokes mein. hiiii shweta g
oye teri, kahi glti se in ldkiyo ka short circuit ho gya to apna to fuse hi jata rhega…
hehehe
admin bhai earthing jrur lga liya b4 conecting, b safe n njoy yara..
o panchhi kidhar ho tum, kaha bhatakti phir rhi ho, idhr hai hm…
hihihehe…
aur shallu bhai, rosy, rashi, dhiraj n all apun k mitro hello 2 sbiko…
Ha ha ha ha kya joke hai yaar.. Ha ha ha ha
Oye yaar ye imran sapola kaha chal diya?uski cment ni ayi aj!? Oye imran bina zaher k nag kaha hai tu?
Oye daksh me kya koi atma hu jo bhatakti firugi haa..? Or btao kya halchal hai sabke baba ji,kapil,rashi,shweta,arush,rajesh,dev kaha ho yaar? Yaar anjali ye kya hai ha 1 din k liye ati ho or 1 hapta fir gum? Ab a bhi jao vrna sachi me ham tume bhul jaenge
hey this time i am the first viewer.hehe
HEY GOOD JOKE ! ADMIN
Good one admin. Kahan gai meri maina(panchi), divya(swt hrt), rashi(sexy), shweta(cool) aajkal koi yaad hi nahi karta. Ek ya do din na rahne par sab bhul jate hai but i remember everyone. Reply
Tumhari maina yaha h rajeshh…….ab tum kaha chale gaye yaar?
sukrh hai panchhi ji apne meri coment ka rply diya thanx mene sare coment 2 bar padhe the ki kahi mene kuch galat to nahi likh diya achi baat hai aap busy hote ho bhagvan apki sari icha puri kare
Oh shallu yaar agr me apse naraj ho gai to v apko btaungi jarur yaar nd thanx mere liye pray krne k liye ….
Hey anuj kafi busy lgte ho aj??miss ur shayri….
Hey divya tum mere questiön ka jawab kyu nahi de rahi ho? Maine privious joke me bhi pucha tha. Just check it & reply plz
SPL. 4 RAJESH plzzzzzzz pad lena mai Indian Overseas Bank VIKAS PURI mai job karti hikabhi aana ha plzzzzzzz
Wah divya mai canara bank hu aur abhi bharat ghoom raha hu. Recently i tfd to vishakhapatnam lts good we both work in bank yar. Ye vikaspuri kaha hai aur tum orkut pe kis naam or email id se ho? Tell me dear.!
hiiiii shweta tiwari,
ho kkya abhi tak kwari,
ho gayi chudne ki tayyari
ya abhi tak kisi ne nahi maari
Its 4 u admin and all my viewrs.
Sex define in sanskrit:
"ADHARM CHUMBAN, GOLAM CHUSAM, HASTAM GOLAM DABE-DABE TAANGAM CHIRAM LINGAM DAALAM SARV MASTI MAZE-MAZE" KAISA LAGA MERE DOSTO?
Wah rajesh ji kya dafination di hai yaar …sexidas k sishya ho ya fir chodumal khan sab k ya fir william sexfear k ??he he he
I also present a SANSKRIT poem :-) SHASHURASHY PUTRI MM PRAN PYARI, NABHI K NICHHE JAL KUND KYARI, AESHAAM TESHAAM PRAVESHAM ,BADRICH YATRA SAFLAM BHAWAMI.
nice jpkes . oye yaar raj bindas, teri roblam bhut khatrnaak hai. yaar ek kaam kar.to ues ye bata ki jab vo tuje bhulane lahi hai to teri dimag ki batti kyo bhuji hai. abe ,kabhi inse dil itna mat lagao ki dard maile, so usse kah ki bus train ladki ke peeche mat bhag ,ek jaati hai to dusri aati hai. accha haina tuje pata chal gay ki kitni chali girl hai. varna tera ghar.barbad ho jata. ab koi or ko pakad .jab saccha pyar mile tab .usse pyar karna.
JAI ho baba sexydas….mujhe malum pad gaya k baba etne gyani kaise hai..ek dirty question hai. Q.why do men get their great ideas in bed?.. ANS.because their plugged in to a genius….!! aap logo ko bhi malum ho gya na.. he baba ji,yaar kis genius k sath bed per sote ho hum logo ko bhi bata do na yaar thoda gyan hum log bhi le le.ha..ha. esi leye baba ji morning me jo jokes post kerte hai wo bade fany aur great hote hai because he was holnight plugged in to a genius…. ha..ha sory baba ji bacho per kripa banae rakhna.
Rana bacha tum to sabse bade genius ho jisne ye baat khoj nikali… good great ab please competition mein site na khol dena hehehe
Baba ji ap ne main que. Ka to ans hi ni diya yaar??
panchhiji i love ur name a lot..
n i like u 2….
dis lines r 4 u..
Wen nit r long n frnds r few, i sit alone n think of u, with a lonely heart n a silent tear, all i want is u 2 b here…
Daksh thanx yaar mere name ko like krne k liye n thanx fr gud lines ….miss u
o yaar thodi mistack ho gyi. par samaj lena.
hii….ye to danger zone hai(caution 500w-3000w)……
PRINCE meri jaan tumhare questiön ka jawab kuch jada hi galat word hai bolo to ans de du?
hii@rashiiji…aaj koi hot comment nahi diya aapne…
is everything all right???????????……
MANISH YAAR KAHA HO NAJAR NHI AA RAHE HO KAHI TUM RAVAN KE SAAT KUCH KAR TO NHI RAHE HO NA MUJHE TUM SE YE UMMEED NHI THI
hi tyagi ji aap apni language ko sudhariye ye apko sobha nahi deta kisi bhi ladki ke baare mai aisi coment na liko ki usae hurt ho so plz not use abuse word. bura mat manna mene is tarike se bolo apne jo shweta ke bare mai vo tarika galat tha yaar hum sab ach frnd hai
Oye is site k mere samaj sudharak shallu kaha ho yaara?
Oye ratan yaar ab tum kaha ud chale haan?
hiii…@shweta where r u?????i don't believe this….
DAKSH yaar mera naam kon se no. pe hai
RANA bachh kar rehna ladkiyo se dekh liya hum kitne hot hote hai.
hi divya ji,mai janta hu k ladkiya bahut hot hoti hai tabhi to unko sirf dekh kar hi ladke garam ho jate hai aur agar unko chu leya to ladke pighal jate hai. sahi kaha na maine..
Hy
Shallu kabhi hum se bhi baat kar liya karo
Hi rosy kaisi ho? panchhi tum to ab baat hi nhi karti or rashii aapko kya huaaa mujhse koi galti hui kya?
Diwi yaar tm v kamal krti ho..me tume cment deti hu tb reply to deti ni or muje kehti baat ni krti ha ..
hi nishat u r not 1st i m the 1st so try next time
deklo lo rashii ji mujhe ladki patane ke tarike batane vale the or lagta hai ab khud guru dundne chale gaye hai. aap kaise hai mojae mai hai ki jutae ki hehehehehehe
Wah yaar shallu apne v kya guru dhundha hai yaar ..ha ha ha ha…rashi mere frnd ko jaldi se ladki patana sikha dena ha vrna tume kisi ne pata liya to mere frnd ka kya hoga….ha ha ha ha ha
Ooovsii kapil sikhayega mistak ho gai shallu ji thodi si
Hi frends. Mst jok h. Bt dropadi wala jada achha tha. Hey shweta kesi ho.
Mujhe bhi apne oven mai kuch rkhwana h.
Sheela ji apne oven ka temprature kitna hai usi hisaab se rakhna padega na?
main itna hot hoon itna hoon itna hot hoon itna hoot hoon ki…..jungle mein chala jao toh jungle koyala ban jaye…samudra mein chhlang laga doon toh woh bhaap ban kar udd jaye…bheend mein ghuss jaoon toh raakh bhi nahi bachegi….suraj mein ghoose jaoon to pigal k beh jaye…m d hottest in d universe. hahahaha. never dare to measure me…@jay…where rrr uuu…??? dont miss me ok dear..tc.
DHIRAT yaar tum itne hot ho muje to dar hai apni hotness se ap khud h na jal jaye yaar
bhai itne hot ho to paida kaise huye tum
Wah wah baba sexidas kya khoj hai aapki aur samjhaane ka tarika bhi.good joke
divya ji aapke oven ka temperature kitna hoga?
ale ale ale ale divya ji aapse se to mai jalul baat talunga aap hamari is site ki sabse badi divye aatma hai. hehehehehehehehe .solyyyyyyyyy kaise hai aap mele saath khelengi
RAJESH bhai tumare dost se muje hamdardi hai…aisa mere sath b hua tha…par me apne aap ko sambhal liya..aisa hota hai agar kisi se bahut jyada attachment ho jaye to juda hone pe dukh hota hai..ADMIN ne jo tume tareeka bataya bahut muskil hai..itni ladkiya kaha se laoge….ab ye sab tum logo pe depend karta hai ki tum kese uska brain wash karte ho…use tume bade bade pravachan dene honge…like "ek ladki ke piche zindgi khatam nhi ho jati…..life bahut lambi hai…ise apne hisab se jiyo….bas ek baar us ladki ko bhula ke dekh..us se b pyari kai ladkiya duniya me hai"''RAJESH bhai me to pura geeta saar yaha suna sakta hu…bt it is nt possible…bas ab tume use convience karna hoga
DAKSH bhai tune muj se kaha ki me PANCHI pe galat comment na karna…….bhai kyu ???kya panchi teri jagir hai…….PANCHI meri ek dost hai…jab use mere comment se koi problem nhi…to tuje kyu khujli ho rhi hai…aur khabrdar dubara is tarah ka stupid comment mat kar dena..abi to pyar se samja rha hu….
PANCHIIIIIIIIIIII my dear kya tume mere comment se koi problem hai to bata do….mera tume comment karna kuch logo ko pasand nhi aa rha
ANJALI dear yaar aisa mat socho hum tume kabhi nhi bhule hain bas tum hi gayab ho,,,,…
hyeeeeeeeeeee Kapill khi gayb ni hui ho……..dhyan se dekho yhi hu dear…….
DIVYA dear ladkiyo ke paas 500 watt ka bulb aur 3000 watt ka oven hota hai…fir to tumara bill bahut jyada aata hoga…kese manage karti ho yaar
RASHI aage kya karogi…i mean after M SC…
Hey tyagi maine aj tak kabi kisi ko galat ni bola.tumne muje itna ganda kaisa bola.admin ji ye muje galat bol rhe h smjhao inko pls
PANCHI dear ye koi jhooti baat nhi hai…14 saal wale bacche ki story bilkul true hai…me god ki kasam khata hu..tum ise majak me mat lo..sahi keh rha hu yaar kabi to believe kar liya karo…wese uski aunty ko bf dikhane ki kya zarurat thi…ladkiyo ke paas to wo sab hota hai jise dikha ke wo ladko ko pagal kar sakti hain…
Admin ki site pe ek cheeze kabhi mat karna balki usse darna..that is LOVE..yeh iss site ka bhayanak bhoooot hai..hahahaha!!!@punit, where r u dear,..r u fine????…@jay jay jay mujhe lagta hai tum bhoot ban k mere paas mandara rahe ho…plzz help me frm ur bhoot…meine to raat mein ane k liye bola tha..but tum abhi se dear mujhe fear lag raha hai..:(.
DIVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanu KAHA HO……………………………………….
Aur 50000 Watt ka Power House to bhool gaye dear
u gt 3rd rank in my list dear divya ji qki ap mere coments ka thoda km rply krti hai…
Thanks shallu for supporting me..admin ji kha h ap
Hi sheela kaise h ap.kha rehti h
Hi rosy
Hello daksh ji, kaise ho, kafi khush lag rahe ho aj
Arush ji main tik hu , kya cmt du kh samajh mai nhi aa rha hai, admin ji ne kitna acha samjhaya hai male or female k bare mai
Divya ji apse kbhi koi galti nhi ho skti u r so sweet
Rajesh ji Kya baat hai aapne b sb k new name rakh diye
Mausam ji ap ki job kya hai jo ap gayab ho jate ho
Shallu ji ap koi new guru dhund lo
Admin ji apka dimaag b kaha kaha chalta rehta hai. Waise joke is nice
Rashii aap ko kaisi bhul sakte hai.. aap hi to ho jo hamesha gud morning and night karte ho hume.. vese hehe better rahega ki fon pe kara karo na heheheh
@JAy,….look m crying :(:::::::::…., plzz apne bhoot ko wapas bulao…btw u r i hate luv story jai nd jane tu jane na jai…mujhe aaj hi pata chala..hahahaha….plz do cmnts on me..plzzz.
hey shallu ur comments r first , but u r not first visiter, if u dont believe ask admin
Admin ji padosi mil gaye to humhe bhul gaye
@divya, hlw..main thik hu.. U btao
M aj k bd kabi comnt ni krugi admin ji.yha kuch log bhut galat h.muje hurt hota h.bye bye my all friends.mis u all.nd mis u admin ji
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hi, sheela kaho to mai kuchh daal doon.
Zahid n daksh ji oven mai rkhne se phle dropdi wala msg pad lena jo bhim wali lin h kuki mujhe nkul shdev(bache) achhe ni lgte.
o panchhiji itna b na busy rha kro yar, kbi kbi hmare coment ka rply b kr diya kro…
ab u ma tdpao, aa b jao…
o dhiraj aj to bde mood me lg rhe ho, aj kiski nind udane ki planing hai..?
shallu bhai qa mst lecture dete ho yar tum..
hehehe..
sheela ji.. izazat ho to hm apna saman rkh de aap k oven me…
qki hmari panchhiji to itni busy hai ki unhe hmara khayal hi ni…
rosy ji qa hal-chal hai apka, suna hai thoda langda k chl ri ho ajkal, q qa bt hai.. ?
hehehe…
rashi ji kbi hmari rashi k bre me b kuch btaye…
admin bhai ab to rajai se bahr aao aur coments aprove kro…
btw jisko lagi hai thand, aake pkdo mera….
hehehe
mujhe pta hai ap sbko smjh aa gya hoga…
Daksh meri jaan tum aese h sari ladkiyo k oven me apna saman rakhoge to me tumara khayal kaise rakh paungi
Ha ha ha , nice joke
Aap saabhi ke comments bhi ache hai , apne oven ka khyal rakhiyega , bahut thand hai
hi frnds
hiii…….fnds….
ho gayi hai black-black night
chand bhi bikher raha hai white-white light
so,,,my cute-cute fnds i have to say good-night…….
Qayamat ane se pahle ji lu zindagi,
Har taraf fir sirf virani hogi,
Kisi patthar pe khod k likh du naam Humara,
nayi duniya me ye apne pyar ki nishani hogi…
kaisi lgi ye shayari..
this iz 4….
i guess u guys knw very wel, n she also…
my cuty birdy…
HY DIVYA ADMIN RASHI MANISH MAUSAM SHEELA SHALU ROSY TYAGIG PRIENCE DAKSH RAJESH DHIRAJ AND MY DEAR PANCHHI KAISE HO TUM SAB RAAVAN MAHARAJ AA RAHE HAIN TUM SAB KA HAALCHAAL PUCHHANE
Arre RAVAAN maharaj ap to aa gaye bt apki HA HA HAAAA ni pahuchi ab tk? Admin ne chura li kya?ya fir shardi lag gayi he??? He he he
shabnam ji ye apne nam k bd 777 jo likha, iska qa raz hai..??
hehehe…
oye divya, gn oye… zara smbhl k sona, aur ap sb b zara smbhl k sona..
ajkal dhiraj nam ka bhoot rt me kuch jyada hi active rhta hai.,
so beware of him…
apne jan aur mal ki suraksha khud kre, aur apne-apne gale me nibu-mirch latka kr soye…
hehehehe…
YAAR DIVYA AAP KO MANISH SE TO KUCHH UMMEED NAHI THI PAR RAAVAN SE KUCHH JAROOR UMMEED THI JRA BATA DO JAAN KYA UMMEED THI
PANCHHI MERI JAAN JYADA BINA ZAHER KE NAAGO KE CHAKKAR ME MAT FASO BINA ZAHER KE NAAG DASTE NAHI NIGAL JAATE HAIN OR TUMHE KOI NIGALE YE MAIN BARDAST NAHI KAR SAKTA
Oh RAVAAN jaan panchhi ko koi hath v ni lga sakta niglna dur ki bat… bt filhal to tuje kisne nigal liya tha yaar itne din?
YAAR DIVYA AAJKAL AAPKA KAPIL KAHAN RAHTA HAI USKA KOI COMMENT NAZAR NAHI AA RAHA
SHEELA JI AAP UDAS KYON HOTI HO AAP KO DROPDI WALA JOKE ACHCHHA LAGA USAME BHIM KA KIRDAAR DAMDAAR THA TUMHARE LIYE RAAVAN HAI NA BHIM SE KAM MAT AANKNA APNE OVEN ME JO RAKHVANA HAI TO RAAVAN KO BULAO
@rashii, dekhiye na jay ne mere kamre mein aake mujhe 02:25 ko utha diya ab tak need nahi aa rahi..04:25 ho chuke hain jay tune ..its not fynn…ab kya soye subah to ho hi chuki hai..so nice dark morning everybuddy…so wake up..ummmm! nai sweet dreams..hahahahaha:).tc..yeh suraj japan se abhi tak india nahi panhucha…cmmon mere sun suraj.:).
Hru RAAVAN ji kaisa rha apka gurgaon ka tour?
Gud nyte admin ji n mere sbhi frnds ache sapne dekhna tc sd bye
HY RASHI GURGAON TO MAI OFFICIAL WORK KE LIYE GYA THA SAB THIKTHAK RAHA
@DAKSH,..lol..lol..lol!! mera pet dukh raha hai hastein hue…tumne shubham777 ko subnam777 bana diya..lol..lol..lol.!!..apni eyes check kara lo..lol!hahahaha..ruk jaa ab teri bhi bari aaegi…@shweta, aap kitni najuk chidiya hai itnee jaldi udd gayi..lol!..ek spicy chidiya bhi tumhari tarah thi dar k mare udd gayi..lol..yanha ki badi chidiya pancchi ji se sikho jo kitnee bold hain..lol!.@RAAVAN,ab sita ki behan ka apharan karne aye ho ya laxman ji ka hahaha…mene suna hai tumhari lanka par ltte ka kabja hai..lol.!@jai..jai ho! lol!@punit, samaj nahi aya is it normal..lol.rosy nvm..lol..gud night!.
chlo admin bhai apn b sone chle…
jte-jte ek bt sun lo, NVR FALL IN TRUE LOVE, KYUKI AAGE JA KR ISME SIRF OR BARBADI HI HAI…
95% COUPLES KA YAHI HAL HOTA HAI… aur agr 5% me ate hai, to ap duniya k sbse lucky couple hai..
so dosto, mind it.
bye gn every1.
dhiraj, shallu, rashi gud nite yaro.,
gn admin bhai.
@admin, tumhari site pe lagta hai insaan kam chidiya kaove jada atein hai..chara mila to bhaite rahtein nd nahi to udd jatein hain aise..furrrrr..furrrrrrr.lolololloo!!!.
hi…this is Aarav from Delhi…any gal interested for friendship??
do reply!!
Hi aarav i want be yor frend.
Arey bhaiya Aarav sirf gal se hi friendship karoge boys se koi problem he kya?
@DAKSH,my hot sexy flying kiss to u..gud night..jay,rashii,punit,rosy,shallu,and all my sparrows nd crows..lol!..@jay..om namah jai!..tc.sweet drms kanhi tum bhi crow to nahi ho insaan k bhesh mein.lol!!.
@dhiru gn
@Dhiraj mere yaar tu mujhko crow samjho ya duck. Lekin maine tumko apna yaar maan liya to 2 mera yaar hi rahega chahe tum bhoot ban jaye ya phir jinn. Sath me tum apni bhootani ko laye ya naa laye mai teri har baat se khush rahunga. Jante ho kyuuuuuuu
Kyuuuuuuuuuke
yaar mujko teri bhootani se pahli he nazar meeeeeee abey usko kya kahte hai ? woo ho gaya hai.
haa yaad aaya Love ho gaya hai…hehehehe….hahahaha
@dhiru i m fine & about SANSKRIT poem SHASHURASHY PUTRI means sasur ki beti yani wife, MM PRAN PYARI means meri prano(jaan) se pyari yani meri sabse pyari patni, NABHI K NICHHE means girl k stomach ki nabhi k nichhe, JAL KUND KYARI means vagina, AESHAAM TESHAAM PARVESHAM means ish tarah parvesh(gusna) hota hai yani ki sex, BADRICH YATRA SAFLAM BHAWAMI means ish tarah badrinath ki yatra safal ho jati hai…..dhiru badrinath ki yatra ka matlab toh tum samaj gaye honge.
MEIN bhoot bol raha hoon mein gehri need mein tha lekin mere kamre mein kuch girne ki awaaz aaee jisse meri need tooti m sure woh jay ka bhoot hoga..hahahaha..@jay..tum adhe ghante late ho 02:30 baje hain nd @daksh,.tum so rahe ho …chalo mein tumhein disturb nahi karna chahta…tc ,jai,daksh,punit,rashi,nd all byeee..@jai,thanks 4 waking me up..byee.
@everybody,sweet dreams again,@jay,tumhari do pal ki dosti acchi lagi..tumhari wajah se meri need tooti hai..mere kamre mein woh cheez giri hai jo insaan k alawa aur koi nahi gira sakta m very scared dara hua hoon..ab tum jaa sakte ho 3:00 bajne wale hain tc..phir miltein hain..still feeling scared byeeee..
@punit, nice hai i got it..tc.
@jay, tumne mujhe..02:25 baje jaga diya still mujhe need nahi aa rahi nd nw 03:30 ho raha hoga dear…mein apne bhoot dosto se milne bahar jaa raha hoon…hey! hoo! haa! hee! haha! he!he! oow! oow! yeah! yeah!….woooooooooooo!!!…byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!.
@jay,..nice morning its 05:25 now,@daksh, sweet dreams dear,@rashii..ji, aj apki rashii me accha likha ho..nd apka din accha beete.@punit,@rosie ji ap to uthi hi hongi…gud morning eviiwady main sone jaa raha hoon..need aa rahi hai mujhe..tc all..gud morning sweet dreams with open eyes..hahahhe.!).
Abb samajmey aayaa sardhiyo mein ladka ladkiyo k paas kyu baghta hi.. Aur ladki k paas itni garmi kyu milti hi :-)
abey badiya hai accha peechey ka tandoor 2000 wattshhehehehhe hehehhehe hahajjaja
@dev,…janha se tum paida hue….m urs kumbs mela bhichda bhai..lol!…@pancchi,..paani ko koi aur gila kar sakta nahi…ussi tarah aag kya khud ko jala sakti hai nahi naa…isliye mein khud nahi jalta balki jalata hoon..lol!..@dev, take..air dear urs lost brother..hahahahaha!!.
@kapil, tum daksh ko aisa warning kyon de rahe ho…pancchi ji k woh jaan hain nd main unka armaan hoon..hahahaha!!..takeair mylovely cute hot baby..daksh..like uuu …kapil ki baat ka bura mat manana…tc..byeeeeeeeeeeee..like u:).
welcome back@imran snake g…aur mere sparrows n crows kon si dal pe chiu chiu kar rahe ho..kanha ho imran snake ne sabko soong liya hai kya..mujhe pata chala hai uska jehar khatm ho chuka hai..hahahaha..qki usne saara jeher mujhme chhod diya hai..haha..@jai..kanha ho meri bhootni k saath honeymoon pe gaye ho haha..dhiraj badnam hua darling tere liye..hahaha..mein zhandu baam hua darling tere liye..hahahaha..coma mein to nahi chale gaye mujhse dar k hahahaha!!.
@Rashii tum mere dear dhirh ka dost hai too mera bhi dost huwa naa. To dekh na yaar aaj raat ko dhiraj ne bulaya aur jab mai 2:25 pe waha pahucha to wo soo raha thha. aur jab maine usko jagaya to wo dar gaya aur chillane laga bh..bh..bhoot-bhoot-bhoot. @Dhiraj mere yaar tumhara dusare bhoot aur bhootani kuch nahi kar payenge. kyuki tere upar jai ka bhoot jo hai….
@jay,apko dekhkar dubara khushi hui..jay aaj tumne mujhe aur meri bhootni ko 2:25 am to 5:25 tak jagaye rakha…but tumhara saath accha laga …u know meri worlds most beautiful lovely intelligent bhootni mere dil mein rahti hai..:)…accha laga jankar ki tumhe meri bhootni se pyaar ho gaya….meri bhootni tumhe i love u kah rahi hai..meri bhootni ka naam barbie hai u knw a doll…looooooovvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee uuu my jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..take air urs bhootni barbie missing u..jay..jay…jay.:).
@ Dhiraj, Yaar Mujhe ye nahi maloom thha ke teri worlds most beautiful lovely intelligent bhootni tere dil mein rahti hai. Yaar tumne to bataya thaa kee wo teri Assailant secretary hai.
Sorry yaar agar mujhe ye baat pahle bataya hota to mai
bootani bhabhi se love ke bare me sochata bhi nahi. mai to socha ke meri koi Female friend nahi hai chalo isko hi apni grilfriend bana leta hun. hehehehehe.
Baba Sexidash ka New Research..
shows men r fat than women:- bcoz every night
men get fresh milk & 2 big apples,while women only get
1 banana 2 peanuts & 1 teaspoon of maiyonaise.
heheheh…….hehehehe……
@jay,plz mujhe dear kaha karo,tumhare muh se gande cmnts acche nahi lagte…ab mujhe lagta ki tum mujhe apna good frnd nahi samjhte…so dont love me..meri bhootni ko luv karo…but i will remember u 4ever…agar mujhe bhulana chahte hai to woh apki marji…but i luv my jai 4ever but u r my best memory frnd…sorry 4 saying luv u..tc.