William Sexfear Best Quote Of The Year
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William Sexfear Best Quote Of The Year
Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Women,
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Behind Every Awesome Man, There Is A Bitch Who Broke His Heart Once.
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Hehehe…..
@deleted jee engineers padhte kb hai ye aapse btr shayad hi koi jaan sakta hai..!
Nd ab is site se etna lgaaw ho gaya hai ki kaise bhi wakt nikal ke aana padta hai..! 2 pal hi sahi.!
1 Ladka kamwali ko ched raha tha…..
kamwali boli : mujhe tang mat karo nahi to tumhe MOR(pecoke) bana dungi…!!
boy : MURGA banate he ye to pata he , ye MOR kaise bante he.????????
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kamwali : tumhe ULTA karke GAND me jhadu ghusa dungi….! :-P :-P
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
vo ladka jarur Admin hoga hehehehe
or jay ki bhi us kam wali ko chedne ki iccha aa rahi hogi hehehehe
Santa and Banta are driving down the road and get pulled over by the police. The cop gets out and knocks on the window.
When they open the window, the police officer says, “We are looking for two rapists.”
Santa and Banta quickly close the windows and have a heated argument.
After a few minutes, Santa rolls down his window and says to the cop, “Okay… we are ready, we’ll do it !! “
“RADHE KRISHNA”Speak these words very slowly,
“RAAH-DE KRISHNA”
It Means
~”Give me Direction,”
A WAY TO Peace, Progress n Prosperity.
HAPPY JANMASTMI FRIENDS….
Dad:- beta 5 k bd kya ata h?
Son:- 6,7
Dad:- wah mera beta to bot brilliant h
Or 6,7 k bd?
Son:- 8,9,10..
Dad:- kya bat h beta or uske bd?? Son:-
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Gulam, begum, badshah ….
behind every successful man there is a women!!
ya thats true…
but behind every unsuccessful man there is also a women!!
and we all know dudes number of unsuccessful man aRe far far greater than successful mens!!!!!
hence ….what conclusion u get????
women piche nahi hoti aage hoti h
kyo ki sex jo karna hota h hehehehehe
Sahi hai
Hello friends.where are all of u?
Tumhara pihar hai ya sasural aligarh
Prity ka pihar {maayeka} aur meri sasural.
Hi gud grl
Hi sexy… Meri wo bano gi…?.
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Dosti
thik h to tu dosti hi bana le
or GF mai bana leta hu hehehehe
Ye hai kya
Hi Preity , tumne muze bawa / sant kaha to muze achha lga.
hello frndzz!!!! are @ADMIN BRO next joke par comments closed aa raha hai kyu???
Same prob @Admin..!
Are admin ye kya coments closed kya problem ho gayi
hehehe……
hiii fraiends
hi shiwani how r u???? mujhe pahchaano..!!
sorry rohit ji…… hum ne nai pechana aap ko ??
abe admin aaj comments nhi kr skte kya??
@Deleted, ..tumne jo mere liye dedicate kia..uske liye…thank you so much!!…usko mein apni diary mein note krunga….jay ka bhi note krna hai :) ….tum ek perfect cool human ho!!
,Deepak ek perfect lovely human hai,…jay ek perfect hearty human hai!! …again thank u soo much!! kaash yeh dosti baatein humesha rhti :) …
@aby, tum cute baby ho :oops:
@Devender,… bade smart ho tum!!! thanx!!!… tum mujhe jis tarh se cmnt krte ho..ajeeb jrur lgta hai..but accha lgta hai!!!
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hehehe thanxx iam cute…..!!!! ………=) nd good night ………sweet dreams……!”"”:)…..
yar mai koi smart nahi hu balki ek normal ladka hu hehehehe
or nonvegjokes mai jo jyada hi nonveg likhta hu vo to BABA ji ,pankaj , jay, samir …..inse hi sikha h hehehehehe
or baba ji ke gyan ko aage badhana hi unke her shishye ka dharm h hehehehe
lakin college mai mai ekdam sidha ladka ban jata hu hehehehe
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Night is longer than day
for those who DREAM……!!!!
and day is longer than night for those
who make their DREAMS come true.
Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
*********GOOD NIGHT FRNDZ**********
Some people hurt by words & some by
action?
But the biggest hurt i believe is
that someone ignoring u
when u value them bigger than anything
else!
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Some Battles Have To Be Fought Alone,
Some Paths Have To Be Crossed Alone,
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So Never Be Emotionally Attached With
Anyone.
You Never Know When You Have To Walk
Alone…
Be aware ……..!!!!!!
Best diference between PROMISES and
MEMORIES?
PROMISE: we break them..
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MEMORIES: they break us.
aby !! apna care rakho!! :)
“SWEET DREAMS”
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u r a curious and cid type baby!! :lol:
ab Maine aisa Kiya Jo cute se sidhe CID??? bhuhuhuhuhu hehe
mujhe pata hai…tumhare cmnt ko sense kr k pata chl jata hai..jab tak tum kisi cheej ko khod k nikal naa lo ya pata na kr lo tumhein chain nhi aata…. haha!!
ek aur baat rona acchi baat nhi hoti..iska shatir log fayda utha lete hain jaise : GIRLS :lol:
lagta hai cmnts temporary closed hue hain!!!!
by the way mastjokes pe open hain!!!
Goodnight friends.krishna has born
dosto janmasthmi se related ye joke padhe hehehehehe
http://nonvegjokes.com/mahabharat-ka-kissa-na-agga-na-pichha-1720.html
@Dev ji, sidhe sadhe hi ander se tej hote hain.ok!!…mein bhi sidha sadha aur masoom hoon…par aise teji dikhta hoon ki log daanto tale ungli chaba lete hain..haha!!
bye bye friends fir kbhi miltein hain!!…dubara kbhi lautunga kb iska pata nhi!!tc!!