Yaar Ese Na Kar Chusne De
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- Sardar Ji Ke Bete Ki Shaadi
Sardar Ji Ne Ek Din Apne Bete Ko Muth Marte Dekh To Kuch Dino Baad Uski Shadi Ker Di. Kuch Din Baad ..- Aurat Ke Hatho Ka Chamatkar
Doston Kahte Hai Aurat Ke Hath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai, Bilkul Sahi Hai, Kyun Ki Agar Us Ke Haath Mein, ..- Sare Kaam Chhod Kar Ye Kaam Chalu Karo
2011 Mein India Mein Ek Survey Hua, Jiske According Aajkal Ki 70% Ladkiyan Shaadi Se Pehle Sex Karna ..- Haaye Garibi Maar Gayi
Wo 500/- Rupaye Mangti Rahi ….. Hum 250/- Pe Hi Ade Rahe, Wo Naala Baandh Ke Chali Gayi … ..- Itna Shaq Karna Bhi Thik Nahi
Santa Ne Shadi Ke Dusre Din Hi Biwi Ko Divorce De Diya Sare Ghar Wale Aur Rishtedar Pareshan Hue Ek ..Hindi Version
लड़की: "जानू मेरे मुह में डालो, मैं चूसूंगी"
लड़का: "नहीं नहीं, तुम खा गयी तो मैं क्या करूँगा?"
लड़की: "यार इतने कंजूस ना बनो, तुम दूसरी आइस-क्रीम ले लेना"
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hehehehe…….acha hai
PRIYA JI , AAPKI NAUGHTY SOOCH …..HMMM
hmmmmm ??????????????????
Kaisi ho
chusne ka alag hi mza hai…… aur chusane ka usse bhi alg mza hai..
Good Morning ji!!
Accha hai
Heights of kamine frnds…
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A boy enjoying a date with his gf,
suddenly his frnd cums and looks 8his gf and
says:”yr,kal wali jyada achhi thi”;)
Ladki ke liye kamar ladko ke liye pith;-) bhai maine to ye pehli baar suna ha. Jab hum tailor ke pas jate ha to sabi tailor same gender ka kamar ka naap lena kyu bolte ha? 2th. Gents showroom me kamar ka naap hi kyu puchte ha pith ka kyu nai? Fir vaha ke boys to trend hote hain? Give me answer?
Himanshu mere pas faltu ke jawab dene ka time nahi hai… tune jokes pe jo comment kiya tha usko pad aur bata tu kya kahna chahta tha
aur rahi bat tailers ki to dear ek bat tu hi bata de… Train ko Railgadi kyu bolte ho Lohpathgamini kyu nahi, ya fir khali Rail kyu nahi, hawayi jahaj ko, plane kyu bolte hai Aeroplane kyu nahi
ab ye mat kahiyo ki kuch logo ki language hoti hai kayi kuch bolte hai aur kayi kuch.
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and agar is bat pe tune aur bahas ki to mere se kisi jawab ki ummed na rakhiyo
KYA ADMIN GARAM HO GYA….WAISE TUM DONO HI THEEK HO…
Shahi kaha del. bro.,.
ye masla to rabar se b jyada lamba ho raha tha…
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.Jo kahani kisi anjam tak na pahuche use 1 khubsurat mod de kr khatam kr dena hi behtar hota h…
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Ryt…?
Deepak bhai bahas ki shuruad admin ne ki thi. Muje afsos is baat ka ha ki bahas ka end bhi admin hi kar raha ha. Vaise yaar deepak tu ek tarf apni sehmati de. Dono ko sahi bolkar hum sachai tak kabi nai pahunch sakte
himanshu sachayi tak main tujhe pahuncha deta par mere pas aj kal time ki kami hai…
Good joke…
NOKIA planning to launch
Rajnikanth ‘R’ series in 2012
Features:
*20sims
*1yr battery backup
*1 TB memory
*1000megapixles cam
*TV
*Oven
*Washing Machine
*Fridge
*AC
*Mini Rocket Launcher
*Mini AK-47
and the new special feature 24G which is better than 3G
In this u can meet the person & talk directly!!
Ha..thk h..thk h…
but RAJNI KANT k liye thoda kam h….
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Rajni ka dil mange more…
OBAMA: Your Country Is Really Poor..!!
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Manmohan: Listen Dude,
Aapke Country Ka Jitna
Annual Turn Over Hai Utna
Toh Humaare Yahaan
Sirf Corruption Hota Hai..!!
Chale Aaye Bade Baat Karne..!! :-P :D
oh…!! ho..!!!
Aj pata chala…S M S k muh me jabaan h…or vo bolta b h….
hehehehehehehehehehehe gud 1
hi..frnds..kaha ho ap sb..?
apne ghar pe :p
& u??
Wese hume b yahi umeed thi…
Hum b apne ghr pr hi he…
i m here …where r u ?
लड़कियों की वेलेंटाइन की तैयारियां की लिस्ट:
बालों को संवारती है, नया मेकअप, नयी ब्रा, नयी ड्रेस, नयी नथनी, नयी पायल!
लड़कों की वेलेंटाइन तैयारियां:
सिर्फ कंडोम खरीदना!
Aur boys ek room bhi book karte hain hotel me.
जीतो ने जब पहली बार संता का हाथ में पकड़ा तो बूंदें टपकने लगी!
जीतो :ये क्या है?
संता: ये तो ख़ुशी के आंसू है, पगली!
lund ke kahada hone ki khushi k aasu
hahahahahaha hhhhhhhhh
Gud mrng frndzzz…
Hii… Frnds
r u f9….???
@Dosto tum log to hume bhul hi gye…..???
@Priya tum b hume bhul gyi….:-(:(:’(
gud mrng
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Hum pichale 1-2 din se site par nhi aa sake, ap to ati thi. But ek bar b hume yad nhi kiya…. Kyo… Humne shi kha na….???
Hello frndz