Ye Aurat To Swarag Mein Jayegi

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Amreika Jaate Hue Ek Ship Ke Captain Ne Ek Bahut Hi Sundar Aurat Se Bola.

Captain: “Mere Saath Sex Karo Nahi To Main Ship Ko Dooba Doonga

Do Din Baad Aurat Ne Apne Pati Ko Sms Kiya.

Aurat: “Darling, Mene 600 Logo Ko 2 Din Mein 17 Baar Bachaya

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Hindi Version

अमरीका जाते हुए एक शिप के कैप्टेन ने एक बहुत ही सुन्दर औरत से बोला.

कैप्टेन: "मेरे साथ सेक्स करो नहीं तो मैं शिप को डूबा दूंगा"

दो दिन बाद औरत ने अपने पति को एस-एम्-एस किया.

औरत: "डार्लिंग, मैने 600 लोगो को 2 दिन में 17 बार बचाया"

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13 Responses to "Ye Aurat To Swarag Mein Jayegi"

  1. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  2. Lalitmangla says:

    Are bhai sare users kahan gaye

  3. Shanu says:

    Gd lady apni jaan ki parwah na krke 600 logo ki jaan bachai

  4. NAVYA says:

    Oye aby mera real name tamna hi h

  5. Priya says:

    Samjh nhi aaya,. :(
    kya usne 600 logo se 17 times kia ? ? or captain se 2 days me 17 times? ?

  6. deleted says:

    Kahte hain ki jab koi kisi ko bahut yaad karta hai
    to 1 tara toot ke girta hai,
    1 din saara aasman khali ho jayega aur aapki
    wajah se ilzaam mere sir aayega…

  7. Radha says:

    Kash, un 600 logo ko m bachati.

  8. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    @Deepak, tumhra cmnt dekh kr accha laga….agar kbhi humesha k liye alvida khna pade woh bhi kh dena…kyunki pyaar k dard k aage saare dard feeke hain…meine socha ki shyad tum kbhi nhi aaoge…lekin tum aa gye!!

    @good night aby!!

    ……………………………………………………………………………………

    *sacche pyaar ki kimat bayan krne se nhi hoti…woh to dil mein hoti hai*

  9. rajesh says:

    taraki lady

  10. Piyush says:

    gd mrng frndz*
    very gud joke.
    Del bro ab apke father ki health kaisa hai..??

  11. Preity says:

    Gud one yaar…. Mast stemina h yaar… Mujhe bhi bachana h itne logo ko.

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