Ye Aurat To Swarag Mein Jayegi
Views: 28,762 - Posted on 30 Jul 2012
Amreika Jaate Hue Ek Ship Ke Captain Ne Ek Bahut Hi Sundar Aurat Se Bola.
Captain: “Mere Saath Sex Karo Nahi To Main Ship Ko Dooba Doonga”
Do Din Baad Aurat Ne Apne Pati Ko Sms Kiya.
Aurat: “Darling, Mene 600 Logo Ko 2 Din Mein 17 Baar Bachaya“
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अमरीका जाते हुए एक शिप के कैप्टेन ने एक बहुत ही सुन्दर औरत से बोला.
कैप्टेन: "मेरे साथ सेक्स करो नहीं तो मैं शिप को डूबा दूंगा"
दो दिन बाद औरत ने अपने पति को एस-एम्-एस किया.
औरत: "डार्लिंग, मैने 600 लोगो को 2 दिन में 17 बार बचाया"
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Good joke
Are bhai sare users kahan gaye
Gd lady apni jaan ki parwah na krke 600 logo ki jaan bachai
Oye aby mera real name tamna hi h
Samjh nhi aaya,. :(
kya usne 600 logo se 17 times kia ? ? or captain se 2 days me 17 times? ?
ur second line is correct
Kahte hain ki jab koi kisi ko bahut yaad karta hai
to 1 tara toot ke girta hai,
1 din saara aasman khali ho jayega aur aapki
wajah se ilzaam mere sir aayega…
Kash, un 600 logo ko m bachati.
@Deepak, tumhra cmnt dekh kr accha laga….agar kbhi humesha k liye alvida khna pade woh bhi kh dena…kyunki pyaar k dard k aage saare dard feeke hain…meine socha ki shyad tum kbhi nhi aaoge…lekin tum aa gye!!
@good night aby!!
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*sacche pyaar ki kimat bayan krne se nhi hoti…woh to dil mein hoti hai*
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gd mrng frndz*
very gud joke.
Del bro ab apke father ki health kaisa hai..??
aaj ccu se room mein shift karenge…
Gud one yaar…. Mast stemina h yaar… Mujhe bhi bachana h itne logo ko.