Ye Bachha To Pure Businessman Nikla
Views: 23,751 - Posted on 25 Aug 2011
Do Ladkiya Class Mein Ek Mote Bachhe Ka Pet Dekh Kar Boli.
Ladkiya: “Oye Motu, Ye Pani Ka Matka Kitne Ka Dega.”
Bachha Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bina Sharam Kiye Pant Utari Aur Lund Dikha Kar Bola.
Bachha: “Nal Sahit Rs. 500/- Ka“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Ladki Ko Pata Kar To Dekho
Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To Dekho Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To Dekho Hasratein Dil Mein Daba ..- Daaru Ki Botal Aur Achhhi Si Ghashti
Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti Daaru Ki Botal Aur Achhhi Si Ghashti Ye Jawaani Aur Sex ,Do Pal ..- Punjab Ki To Baat Hi Alag Hai
Ek Bar Ek Pathan, Himachli Aur Santa Apas Mein Apne Desh Ke Bare Mein Baatein Kar Raha Thha Pathan: ..- Yeh Tharki Jawani Meri
Yakeen Nahi Kar Paati Hoon, Tumne Bhi Mujhko Yaad Kiya Aur Main Hoon Aisi Pagli, Teri Khatir Sabkuch ..- Tumhara Password Kya Hai
Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.” Husband Garv ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
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aur wo baccha sameer tha apna admin hehehehehe
abe tujhe kaisi pata be :O
galat bat admins, rate kam manga tumne NAL ka 500rs to thik hai mgr jo matke ka pani hai uske paise b to mangne chahie the na . hehehehehehehe
Admin bhai itna to pehchan gya hu tmhe hehehehe waise isi harkat tm hi kar sakte ho
piche se ek ladki ne uski chaddi khinch ke boli nahi lenge 2 ismr hole hai
ok joke h,
@jay…aaj maine tumhein kaafi miss kiya….kuch busy tha….aaj pehli baar meri kai mahino k baad aankhe fadki…mujhe pata tha jay k alawa aur iss duniya mein kon hoga jo mujhe yaad karta hoga…tumne mera naam ka kya kabada kiya hai pichle joke main…???
@kinshuk,..meine apne daanto k saath kafi dhoka kiya hai…but anyways daanto ko dho leta hoon…kal anna hajare se jo main prabhavit hua…use maire mann mein yehi bhawna jagi..woh khoon kaho kis matlab ka jo aa sake desh k kaam nahi woh khoon nahi gande naali ka paani hai..aur unki halat dekhkar mera mood off ho gaya aur meine..ek **** KI***** pee li…anyways tc!!..
@jay…tum mujhe sach mein pyaar karte ho aur karte rahoge…aur main bhi..tumne sahi kaha tha jab hum har din milte hain to i love u aur miss u kyon kahein…tc jay..
@jay…i love u n miss u sooooooooooooooooooo much!!
yr matke m nal kbse hone lga, ye samajh ni aaya
wonderfullllllllllll admin ji
Superhit joke maza aa gaya.
@Jay..i love u..kaise ho tum??????..tum se dur rah nahi pai..
@admin bro,.bheem bro,.anuj bro..kaise hain sab??
@del ,kanha chale gaye..ek talent dikha do..hahaha!!
@jay,..raat ka time hai kucch nonveg mail kar do mere liye..hehehe..
urs dream girl pearl
n u my dream boy jay..:)..tc.
@ pearl
Non veg for u
Do Cheeze Hai Jisne Indian Ki Young Generation Mein Josh Aur Utsaah Bhar Diya Hai.
IPL (Indian Premier League) Ne Ladko Mein,
Aur I-Pill Ne Ladkiyo Mein
@Hey Pearl! A simple exercise Just 4 you:
Put your right hand on your left shoulder & the left hand on the right. Now Squeeze Gently! You ‘ve just Recieved A big Hug And lots of Kisses From Me!
@Rashii dear, Aapka “Naam” Aapke Roop ki “Pehchan” hai,
Aapke “DIL” ki dharkan mere dil ki “Jaan” hai,
Na Karun jis roz Aap ko yaad”
Lagta hai us roz mera jism hi “Be-jan hai.
"I MISS U DEAR"
Are jay bhai ladki papa hi li aakhir tum khus to bahout hoge pata kar ab tum aus k yaha kam karoge paisa milega payar milega aur biwi milegi pearl ye majdur ka pappu hai ise nai nai jagha jane ki aadat hai Tu kahe teri lelu tu kahe toteri peeche se lelu oye oye oye oye tera pappu dekhna padega padega padega
@del,..u r absolutly right..i agree with u..
tc..dear..gudnight!!..but abhi anna vs sarkar ka match chal raha hai..hehe!!..but ipl is not that much of famous as compare 2 i-pill..haha!!..
@pappu ji,..bade khush ho rahe ho..lottery nikli hai kya???..raat ho gayi hai jaake so jao…by the way naam accha hai..pappu cant dance sala..hahaha…
be-panaah chahat ke baad bhi hum usey paa na sakey,
kisi sangdil ne usey 100 ka balance load karwa ke jeet liya..!!
oye lallu…hahaha!!…muh dho le jaake…pearl ko paana itna asaan nahi pura samundar chhanna padega…hahaha…lallu…ab shaam ko shyad cmnts aaenge..gud night…
@jay..tc..
choot se mukti ka margdarshan yaaad hai admin bhai ya bhool gaye. i am waiting for posting
hello,
joke achaa hai.
Hehehehe bahut khush kar dene wala joke ha. Par yaar sab bache to us bache tarah itne chalu nai hote. Mote bachon ki bi kya jindgi .hoti ha unki to sari ummar hi mazak ban jati ha.
Mujhe khed ha.
@Dhiraj yaar,
Kal Waqt guzar raha tha, par saanse thami si thi,
Muskura rahe they hum, Aankho mein nami si thi,
Saath mere yeh Dost thhe sabhi,
Par na jaane kyon teri kami si thhi.
"I Miss u so muchhhhhhhh"
Boyfriend and Girlfriend Played a game.. They'll Write Whatever
They Want TO Change in each Other….
After One hour,They finished their Work…. …
The boy's eyes filled with Tears reading The 7pgs of her girlfriend ;-(
Then his girlfriend Started Crying because her
boyfriend Only Wrote:
I Want To Change YOUR Surname TO Mine"…
@ hhhi admin bhai namskar g , kaise ho aap ?
@ hello frd aap sb v theek ho na !
@ main lout ke aa chuka hu aap sb ke beech !
@ aur haan us ladke ka nal to theek hai bt nal ke neeche extra 2 button kyu laga rakha hai !
Those are adjustment screws.