Ye Biwi Kuch Jyada Hi Mazaak Nahi Karti
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Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun”
Banta: “Kaisa Majak?”
Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon?
To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?”
Maine Kaha “Nahi”
To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi”
Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?”
Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na“
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Jahaan Dosti Waha Pyar, Jaha Pyar Waha Ishq, Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabbat, Jaha Mohabbat Waha Chudai, Jah ..Hindi Version
संता: "मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है के मैं तुम्हे क्या बताऊँ"
बंता: "कैसा मजाक?"
संता: "कल मेने पीछे से चुपके से उसकी आँखों पे हाथ रख के आवाज बदल कर उसको पूछा मैं कौन हूँ?
तो पहले वो बोली "दूध वाला?"
मैंने कहा "नहीं"
तो वो बोली "पेपर वाला" मैंने कहा "नहीं"
फिर वो बोली "मकान मालिक होना?"
देखा कितना मजाक करती है ना"
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bahut purana joke hai
Hehe….. buddhu santa
hi Shivani kya hal hain??????? aur delhi me kaisa mausam hai?
hehehe…gud one…
Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..
Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai.. ;-)
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Gud eve. Frnds…
Good even deepak bro……!!!!
good night
hehehehehe
hello frendssssss how are you allllll……..???
Na afsos hai tujhe sahab na koi
sharmindagi hai,
Guzar rahi hai jo gunaahon mein yeh kesi
zindagi hai..
Iss Dafa Barshein Rukti He Nahi Dost, Hum Ne Ansu Kya Piye Sare Mosam Ro Pare !!!!
Kya baat hai admin bro …..??? Bahot khub
Arz kiya hai Badl se…. gour farmayinga
Aye barish zara tham ke baras,
Jab mera yaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
Pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
Phir itna baras ki woh ja na sake…….
Ye Sher Bhai Ese Tha
Eh Barish abhi mat baras itna ki mera yaar aa na sake
aa jaye vo to barsana itna ki fir vo jaa na sake :p
Hehehehe Thik hai bhai aap ki bhi sahi hai..:D..:)
Hahaha good joke
Hello friends
latit ji kya haal chal raha hai??? ……
Main manta hoon ki tum acchhi shayri kar lete ho per naam to dhang se likhna sikho
Sorry lalitMANGLA JI …… NOW ok???
@Dhiraj dear aapki journey Khatm Hui ya nahi.?
@Del ji ,nitesh bro where are you???
@Priya ji kaise ho aap???
@Nayvya Ji what’s going on??
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Geelay Kaagaz Ki TarhaN Hai Zindagi Apni,
Koi Likhta bi Nahi Aur Koi Jalaata bi Nahi,
Is Qadar Akailay Ho Gaye Hain Aaj Kal,
Koi Satata bi Nahi Aur Koi Manaata bi
Nahi…!!:( !…:’(
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superb lines…
Thanku.. deepak browa……:D….!!!!
Wo Dil Hee Kia Tere Milnay Ki Jo Dua Na
Karay
Mein Tujh Ko Bhool Ke Zinda Rahuun
Khuda Na Karay
Rahay Ga SaathTera Pyaar Zindagi Ban Kar
Ye Aur Baat, Meri Zindagi Wafa Na Karay
Ye Theek Hai Nahi Marta Koi Judaai Mein
Khuda Kisi Se Kisi Ko Magar Judaa Na
Karay
Suna Hai Osko Mohabbat Duaaein Deti Hai
Jo Dil Pe Chot Tou Khaaye Magar Gila Na
Karay
Bujha Dia Hai Naseebon Ne Mere Pyaar Ka
Chaand
Koi Dia Meri Palkon Pe Ab Jala Na Karay
Zamana Dekh Chuka Hai Parakh Chuka Hai
“Qateel” Jaan Se Jaaye Per iLtijaa Na Karay
Aby naraj hone ki jarurat nahi bas tumhara dhyan isi per karna tha
pahel padhte ke sath thoda bura laga tha but……. aap naraj nahi hue iski khushi hai :D…!!!:D :D…!!!!! :)..
sex k marijo ko prerna dene wali kavita
apne pero pe ho khada |
lund ko bhi kar bada ||
usme khoob tharak chadha |
chut se bhi touch kara ||1|| ☺☺☺ :smile:
bechara santa close hehehehehehe
Dosto Ek Chota Sa Sher Meri Taraf Se… Umeed Hai Ki Nunnited Agar Pade To Tarif Jarur Karega
Agar Neend Aa Jaye To So Bhi Liya Kar, “Aye Dost ”
Raaton Ko Jagne Se Yaar Lauta Nahi Karte.
Not By Me (Just Sharing)
bahut khub admin…….
suna h mohabat mein neend udd jati h
ae khuda kash mujhe bhi mohabat ho jaye
kyonki mujhe neend bahut aati h
Kaash Ye Mohabbat Bhi Koi Imtihaan Hi Hoti…!!
Mein Roz Ghalat Likhta
OR
Wo Roz Sahi Karte.
Are you deleted ..????
Supne de vich Sajjan mileya,Gal vich
Paayian Bavan…..Dar de maare akh na
Kholan,Kite fer na Vichhad jaavan….Pyar keeta
Main Dilon Ohnu,Ehi Sab nu Samjhaavan……
Rabba Rakhin Neend ch Mainu,Chahe Sutte hi
Mar javan.
Mareez-e-ishq hai tu??, dawaa-e-dil samajh apne!!!
dilber ko,
Phir marz jane, dawaa jane, shifa jane,
khuda jane…..!!
Kya baat hai friends sabhi shayar ban rahe hain or aajkal yaro users hi kam ho gay hain kya bahut kam coments aate hain aby maine tumse isliye kaha tha kyonki 1 word ki galti se kisi ka bhi name badal jata hai i hope u dont mind
lalitmangla ji aap mujhes bade hai aap ko mujhe galti batane ka haq hai.!!..:)
BTW good night.
Lalit ji beti ka kya naam rakha?
Good night
Koi Rishta Jo Na Hota To Wo Khafa Kyun Hota…!!
Yehi Be-Rukhi Us Ki Mohabbat Ka Pata Deti Hai…!!!
GOOD NIGHT MY FRIENDS HAVE SWEET DREAMS ……..
AND GOOD ****MORNING IN ADVANCED**
gud morning friends ……
saale admin ab gayab ho gya kya kahan gand marwa raha h ……karnal mein …
teri shadi par koshih karunga aane ki …..
aaj mujhe car kharidne ki tauari karni h 1-2 din mein car leni h ….
hmm bhonsdi ke jyada bakwaas na kar kutte ke L.nd tere se ek fon no. to diya nahi jata aur chala hai car kharidne
jhaant k baal……..meri 5th car h 10yrs mein……lodu…….meri salary sunega to gaand fat jayegi…….saale sarkari gadi mein chalta hun ….govt of india ….likha rahta h ……
hi friends
hello pinki how r u?