Ye Gupt Daan Kon Kar Gaya?
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Pujari Apni Patni Ka Monthly Checkup Karvane Doctor Ke Paas Gaya,
Checkup Hone Ke Baad Doctor Bola,
Doctor: “Pujariji Aapki Biwi Maa Banne Wali Hai”
Pujariji Gehri Soch Mein Pad Gaya.
Doctor Pujariji Ko Hilate Hue: “Kya Hua?”
Pujari Sochte Hue Bola: “Soch Raha Hoon, Ye Gupt Daan Kon Kar Gaya?“
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hehehehehe akhir daan to mila pandit ko..!!
good mor friends!!
Admin kahin teri karamat to nahi hai good joke
Kya pata shayad ‘Gupta ji’ ho coz nam k sath hi gupta laga rakha h…!!! :)
Ese hi 1 party me Choube ji, dubbe ji or dost log sath me beth kr gappe mar raha the…
choube ji ko mazak suzi.,toh unhone..dubbe ji se pucha…”dubbe..!!.tu..dubbe kyu h..” :)
Dubbe ji ne jawab diya…”1 meri maa or 1 mere pita ji..dono k milan se hua mein is liye me dubbe….. ;) ”
Ab batao..ye sun kr bechare ‘choube ji’ ;) pr kya gujri hogi..!!! :) ;)
Bechare waha se khisak liye… :)
hehehehe…bahar nikle to dekha saamne MISHRA ji chale a rahe the….!!! :) ;) :) ;)
:neutral:
i noticed something about boys who comes here!!
:roll: ;)
@hello mr. Singer!! wishless day noon nd night.. :)
i have a one ability to sense each and every boy…so deeply!! ;)
look i m sensing this smiley inside bracket :arrow: ( :cool: ) this is straight smiley ;) and wink too!! not a single femme smiley ..poor girls nd stupid boys smilers makers !!
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yeh gupt daan babaji ka hi hai..kyunki woh weshdhari bhi hai.. woh sadhu se doctor doctor se waqil aur pata nhi kya kya ban sakte hain.. :D
Gupt Daan ya वीर्य दान .
mallika ka pati Apni mallika Ka Monthly Checkup Karvane Doctor Ke Paas Gaya,
Checkup Hone Ke Baad Doctor Bola,
Doctor: “bhaisaheb Aapki Biwi Maa Banne Wali Hai”
mallika ka pati Gehri Soch Mein Pad Gaya.
Doctor mallika k pati Ko Hilate Hue: “Kya Hua?”
mallika ka pati Sochte Hue Bola: “Soch Raha Hoon, Ye Gupt Daan Kon Kar Gaya?“
mallika:shayad imraan hashmi ka hoga…usi ne gupt roop se murder mein mera murder kia tha
mallika ka pati:behn ki lodi jab tujhe pata tha.. to tu mere pass kyun ******* aayi!!
;)
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