Ye Hai Kya Cheez?

Ek Baar Ek Bachha Apni Maa Ke Sath Bazar Ja Raha Tha.

Raste Mein Use Ek Gadha Dikha Jiska Samaan Bahar Nikla Hua Tha.

Bachhe Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Wo Kya Hai To Usne Apni Maa Se Pucha.

Bachha: “Maa, Ye Kya Hai?

Maa: “Beta Kuch Nahi Hai

Agle Din Wo Hi Bachha Apne Papa Ke Sath Market Mein Se Ja Raha Tha To Use Samne Wahi Gadha Dubara Dikha.

Usne Apne Papa Se Pucha: “Wo Kya Hai Papa?”

Papa:”Beta Ye Gadhe Ka Hathiyar Hai

Beta: “Par Papa, Kal To Mummy Kah Rahi Thi Ke Kuch Nahi Hai

Papa Ek Lambi Saans Chhodte Hue Bole

Papa: “Haan Beta, Wo Sahi Kah Rahi Thi, Uske Liye To Ye Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai

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  38 Comments

  1. himanshu.the Don says:

    ਇਕ 16-17 ਸਾਲ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਪਣਾ ਗੁਆਂਡ ਦੀ ਆਂਟੀ ਘਰੇ ਰਾਤ ਨੂੰ ਟੀਵੀ ਦੇਖ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ। ਟਾਇਮ ਰਾਤ ਦਾ 11:30 ਦਾ ਹੋ ਚੁੱਕਾ ਸੀ। ਆਂਟੀ ਆਈ ਤੇ ਕਹਿਣ ਲਗੀ
    ਆਂਟੀ: ਪੁੱਤਰ! ਰਾਤ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੋ ਚੁੱਕੀ ਏ ਇਥੇ ਇ ਸੋਂ ਜਾ ਬਿਟੂੱ ਦੇ ਕਮਰੇ ਚ।
    ਮੁੰਡਾ: ਰਹਿਣ ਦਿੳ ਆਂਟੀ ਜੀ ਮੈਂ ਇਥੇ ਹੀ ਸੋਫੇ ਤੇ ਸੋ ਜਾਨਾ ਹਾਂ
    ਅਗਲੇ ਦਿਨ ਇਕ ਸੋਣੀ ਜੇਹੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਨਾਇਟ ਸੂਟ ਚ ਆਂਦੀ ਹੈ ਹੱਥ ਵਿਚ ਚਾਹ ਦਾ ਕਪ ਲੈ ਕੇ।
    ਮੂੰਡਾ:ਤੁਸੀ ਕੋਣ?
    ਕੁੜੀ:ਜੀ ਮੈ ਬਿੱਟੁ। ਤੇ ਤੁਸੀ?
    ਮੁੰਡਾ:ਮ ਮ ਮੈ ! ਉਲੂੱ ਦਾ ਪੱਠਾ!!!!!!

    1. deleted says:

      joke sunyia hua h……ullu da pathaa
      je banti naal so janda tan moujaa lag jani c…….

  2. Prity saxena says:

    Hello friends goodmorning how are you all?whats going on? Kisi ki itani capecity nahi hoti faltu joke hai ye

    1. Alok* Gupta says:

      Hi prity . Kahan gayab ho gai thi.

      Nd kisi ki capecity ka aapko kaise pta. Porn movie nhi dekhti ho kya ?

  3. Prity saxena says:

    Kahi nahi shadiyo mai busy thi porn movie bhi dekhi hai lekin gadhe k sath indian ladaki impossible kabhi nahi dekhi

    1. Alok* Gupta says:

      Joke to me smza dunga apko bt aap ye btao k kl apne bro q kaha muze. Me apko i love u bolne k chakkar me tha. Aesa mazak nhi krna chahiye kisi ki jaan v jaa skti hai.

      Ladke k baap ne kaha k teri maa k liye to gadhe ka penis v bahut chhota hai means use isse v jyada lmba aur mota chahiye. Samzi kuchh

  4. NAVYA says:

    kyuki muje ye nai smj aya ki joke ki meaning kya h 2nd line tk smj aya bt uske baad akhir gadhe hi na laguage(saman) loading krte h to joke kese hua

    1. Alok* Gupta says:

      Yaar Prity , Navya bahut bholi ldki hai tabhi to wo meri gf hai. kl usne muze galti se bro. v bol diya tha.

    2. deleted says:

      meine pahle hi kaha tha navya bavhii h ……ladki …22-23 yrs k baad hi kuch samajh pati h duniya ko…..waise bahut intelligent hoti h…..

  5. Piyush Maurya- {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    gd joke…..
    Prity ji shadi kaisi rhi…?
    Apne live dekha ya nhi…

  6. deleted says:

    Tujh Se Milney Ki Khushi mein Na Dhyaan Raha
    Mujhe,
    Kitni Takleef Mujhe Tum Se BicharKar Hogi ..!!

  7. princess says:

    Aye bekhabar…
    Tujhe kya khabar…
    suno
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    aapni phone pe bat thore hi na ho rhi hai.
    yha sirf padha jata h.. or jitna padhna tha padh liya..
    ab dusri cmts padho

    1. wanted says:

      koun khta hai mohabbat ek baar hoti hai,
      jb v milta hu usse, mjhe to usse fir se mohabbat ho jati hai..

  8. Prity saxena says:

    Nahi piyush tumhare reply padhake maine vah kam nahi kiya k jindagi bhar najare na mila pau thank you dear ek gunah karne se rok diya

  9. Sahib says:

    Site te comment padhke log menu change lagge si,
    Par jad me uhna nal gaal krni chahi uhna nu pange lagge ai,
    Par roz ethe jokes padke naazara aunda hai,
    “Sahib” nu eh site changi laggi tahi oh dobara dobara aunda hai,

    :p ;)

    1. Mr. Bachelor says:

      Sahib ji eh site hai hi eni badiya ke jehda b ek baar is site te aa jave o chah ke b es site to dur nahi ja sakda