Ye Kya Cheez Hai? Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekhi

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Banta: “Yaar Ye Kya Cheez Hai? Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekhi

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Santa: “Yaar Ye To Confirm Hai Ki Ye Hai To Condom Hi, Lekin Shayad Draupdi Ke Jamane Ka Hai

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40 Responses to "Ye Kya Cheez Hai? Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekhi"

  1. jazz says:

    by the way i m new here guys . i m a sweet girl of 18…!!!!!!!!!

  2. Prem says:

    Yaar us jamane main condom hota to Kourobon ke 100 bhai nahin hote.

    nice joke.

  3. pia says:

    heheheh good one Draupadi bh khush ho jati condom ko dekh kar

  4. Punit mumbai says:

    Hi jazz

  5. Vickyssss says:

    Pia ji Naraz ho kya kabhi reply he nhi karte…

  6. Punit mumbai says:

    Minisha dear perhapsly u r newcomer at here & u don't know about my past on dis site.

    • minisha says:

      punit ek baar "jab we met" dekh le

      jisne dhoka diya usko moti moti galiya likh aur khush rah.

      agar usne tumare sache pyar ko dhoka diya hai to usko iska realize hoga ek din.

      waise b kisi ne kaha hai " khush usko rakho jo tumko pyar karta hai "

      bhool ja agar dil toota hai to masti maar aur khush rah

      all the best

      • Admin says:

        Minisha Ji, puneet ye baat shaayd na samjhe. main bhi kabhi nahi samjta thha ulta dusro ko kahta thha ki esa nahi bolte
        but now i m gonna say fuk here n the world khud khush raho aur maje lo… bhagwan ne tumhe hasne ke liye bheja hai rone ke liye nahi

      • Punit mumbai says:

        Admin sir mai samjne ki puri koshish karunga.

  7. Punit mumbai says:

    Vickyssss dear u r great. Tumne apne love k liye quit kiya. Vicky sahi kaha hai " kismat walo ko milta hai pyar k badle pyar "

  8. Punit mumbai says:

    Girls what happen.,hurry up yaar. Vote me.

    • divya says:

      Punit mumbai ji aap usse pyaar karte ye achhi baat hai par ye jaruri nhi ki aap jisse pyaar karte ho wo bhi aapko pyaar kare. Aapne pyaar usse puch kar to nhi kiya tha. Ager wo aapko pyaar karti to aapko chhor kar kabhi nhi jaati.
      Or hai yaar plzzzzzzz upset mat ho aapke itne saare frnds hai fir bhi aap ager upset hoge to wo achhi baat nhi hai

  9. viiki says:

    A nice old joke

  10. Vickyssss says:

    @Punit Bhai mera maanna hai ki..PYAR HAMESHA USI SE KARO JO TUMSE PYAR KARE.. ZINDAGI SAFAL BAN JAYEGI..

  11. Nishat Syeed says:

    AGAIN AN OLD ONE

  12. raj(FBD) says:

    kya condom hai yaar…………

  13. Anuj says:

    Yaar Ghandhi Ji Ke Samay Tak To Khadi Ka Condom Chalta Tha… To Es Hisab Se Draupadi Ke Samay Sone Ya Chandi Ka Condom Hona Chahiye

  14. sam no.1 says:

    hello. jazz……… how r u

  15. riya says:

    hi vicky waise maine aajse pehle aapko kbhi reply nhi kiya bt punit ka comment padh k accha laga k aapko pyar k badle pyar mila

    bahut kismat wale ho aap

  16. Jackson says:

    nice one

  17. Vickyssss says:

    Riya ji mai to kahunga ki AGAR AAPKI AANKHE ACHI HAI TO AAPKO SAARI DUNIYA ACHI LAGEGI AUR AGAR AAPKI ZUBAN ACHI HAI TO SAARI DUNIYA KO ACHE LAGOGE

    • riya says:

      hiiii vickyssss

      bura mt mannaiyega ye such hai k aap jaise ho duniya aapke liya waise hi hai bt meri life me ye fit nhi hota maine kbhi kisi ka bura nhi chaha fir bhi hamesha mere sath bura hota hai jise mai sbse zada chahti hu wahi mujhse door ho jarta hai

      • sameer says:

        aisa kyu hota hai riya hum jise bepanah chahe wo hume chor kyu deta hai kya yahi zidgi hai yaar tell me

  18. pankaj says:

    good one & hi jazz

  19. nik says:

    pandvas condom…

  20. Nandani says:

    It is too much

  21. Dinesh says:

    ha ha ha ha, good joke. yes nik: Pandvas joke, par ye condom priti zinta ke liye bhi hoga.

  22. gama says:

    hi jazz new ho to paint uttaro tuje purana banate hai.

  23. Nitesh saini says:

    Hi riye r u like nd this comment

  24. allen sagar says:

    nice dude

  25. Mausam says:

    Admin ji mera ek joke tha title tha "Lamination" publish kiyaa kya?

  26. Rosy says:

    Vry gud joke

  27. Vickyssss says:

    Riya ji mai bas yahi kahunga ki duniya mai sabko sab kuch nhi milta….isliye hamesha us cheez se pyar karo jo aapke pass hai………Maine bhi apni zindagi se yahi sikha hai….

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