Ye Tariff Hai Ya Beizzati

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Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Apne Ek Friend Ke Kafi Time Se Chalte Ishq Ko Dekh Us Se Pucha

Unn Ki Aankho Mein Bhi Kabhi Tumne Gor Se Dekha Hai Kya “Sameer

Ya Sirf Sari Zindagi Mammo (Boobs) Ki Paimaish Karne Mein Hi Nikal Di.

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Hindi Version

उस्ताद चोदुमल खान साहब ने अपने एक फ्रेंड के काफी टाइम से चलते इश्क को देख उस से पूछा

उन् की आँखों में भी कभी तुमने गोर से देखा है क्या "समीर"

या सिर्फ सारी ज़िन्दगी मम्मो की पैमाइश करने में ही निकाल दी.

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30 Responses to "Ye Tariff Hai Ya Beizzati"

  1. kinshuk says:

    admin bro i cant understand urdu. joke theek thaak h jesa meri samajh me aaya'

    and my all frnds kese ho sb.

  2. pearl says:

    @ady..pehle apni bhej..hehe..pic aur kya..nice joke.:)

  3. bheem says:

    good jokes

  4. Aki says:

    hahahahahahaha,, hehehehehehe super

  5. bheem says:

    hehehaha admin bhai jan kr li na gand mrvane vale baat ab yai mat bolna ke aap sb maire gand pichhe kyu padai ho

  6. Chinki says:

    What do u mean by "paimaish"

  7. Shoor Veer says:

    lol sameer toh asli kaam krne main laga tha…….. Mai to shirf niche hi rah jata hu

  8. Rashii says:

    Thik hi hain kuch khas nhi hain hehehehe

    sameer ji sudhr jayie hehehehe

    Wanted ji ap puche usse pehle hum hi bta detey hain hum thik hain aur exam acha hua aj,

    jay jay jay jay jay dear hum kuch aur sunne ki umeed karte hain aur ap kuch aur hi bol dete ho, kb bologae ap wo hum wait kar rahe hain hehehehe

    dhiraj ji kaise ho ap, ye pearl koun hain ji?

    Bheem ji hum bilkul thik hain ap kaise ho?

    My sweet sis kaisi hain?

    Kaha busy ho ap sb dosto?

    • Jay says:

      hmmmmmmmm…….Rashii ji Aap kya sunana chahti hai Gaana, kouwali, Meri Dard-E-Dil Dastan ya phir wo 3 word ??????????

  9. suresh almarih says:

    wah!! ladki aur paisa meri kamjori ..haha!!..kyon paisa paisa karti hai kyon paise pe tu marti hai..mein baarish kardoon paiso ki jo ho jaye tu meri..haha!!..mujhe to kabbadi khelna raat mein pasand hai..kisi ne aaj tak kabbadi kheli hai..raat mein..raat mein kabbadi aur dinner mein kabab bina haddi wah! kya baat hai..waise kabbadi ek aisa khel hai..jisme dono jitte hai aur dono harte hain..kyon paira paisa karti hai..hahaha..yaar ladkio k liye paisa to chahiye na..unki demand bahut jada hai..

  10. Ratan Noora says:

    taraste baba ji

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ahah a ah

  11. kinshuk says:

    rashii ap hme bhool gye

  12. NAVYA says:

    is jock me to kuch b nai smj me nai aya

  13. Kamina says:

    Mera wala kha hai

  14. Mausam says:

    wah wah sher mast he janab ,maashaa allah:
    friend ka jawaab sher main hi arz he-

    Unki aankho me jab bhi Gaur se dekhte hain "Gaalib"
    Unki aankho me jab bhi Gaur se dekhte hain "Gaalib"
    Dikhayi kuchh nhi detaa magar ye kambakht "PAPPU" khadaa ho jaataa he.
    Mammo ki paimaish ke liye to haath hi kaafi hain,
    Magar us gahrayee ke liye ye kambakht "PAPPU" bhi kam pad jaataa he.

  15. anshul says:

    babaji hehehehehe nice jokes . mausam bhai and jay bhai. kya baat ha. hehehehehe chodumal ustaad jagah lena chahte ho. heheheheheeh

    • Jay says:

      Nahi Anshul bhai ustaad to ustaad hota hai, hum unki jagah nahi le paayenge….

      Yaar tum apni suna kaha busy thha ????????

  16. Asif says:

    Sher mast laga.

  17. drishti says:

    nice joke

  18. lundveer says:

    aise hi shairy karte raho hum ko padh kar maja ata hi.

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