Ye To Sarasar Dokhebaji Hui
Views: 32,658 - Posted on 06 Jul 2012
Chodumal Khan Saahab Bade Khushe The Aaj, Dosto Ke Puchne Pe Apni Khushi Shayari Mein Byaan Ki
Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Hamne,
Apne Pyar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Hamne,
De Kar Laalach Use Ice Cream Ka,
Andhere Mein Apna Choosa Diya Hamne.
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चोदुमल खान साहब बड़े खुशे थे आज, दोस्तों के पूछने पे अपनी ख़ुशी शायरी में ब्यान की,
आज उसका दिल फिर दुखा दिया हमने,
अपने प्यार का क़र्ज़ चुका दिया हमने,
दे कर लालच उसे आइस क्रीम का,
अँधेरे में अपना चूसा दिया हमने।
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gud shayri…hehehe..wese ye shayri shayad comnts me post ho chuki h…but tadka mst lagaya h…
Shayri gud bt purani hai. Kahan par read ki kuchh yaad nhi.
alok ji..dimag kuch jyada hi chalta h aapka..isliye bewajaah kuch b soch lete h aap.
hme pta hai par btane k liye thanks
deepu u r right….ye cmts mein post ho chika h
hahahahahaha bhadiya hai :D
@Deepak, a q 4 u??
ek ladka tha jiska naam jay tha..usse meri 2saal purani dosti thi…jo mujhe humesha shyariya aur mere liye kaafi kucch likha krta tha….jisne mujhe shyad kai baar .. i love u bhi kha..jo mujhe sweetheart bola krta tha…mein aaj bhi usse yaad krta hoon aur dil mein rakhta hoon..kyunki meine sacchi dosti mein saccha pyaar kia tha..usne kai waade kie the..ishwar se prathna ki thi..ki har jnm ka woh saathi hoga mera….lekin shyad galatfhmi ki wajah se..ya meine bus 2 din k liye usse unfriend kia..ussne humesha k liye mujhse mooh mod liya…ussne aisa krke kucch nhi paya but khoya…aur woh ab mera frndship reqst accept nhi krta khali ladkio k krta hai…tum kya khoge?//..aakhri mein yehi khna chahunga..he is a biggest looser!!
n i m a biggest gainer ki meine abhi usse nfrat nhi ki…god bless him!!…mujhe koi frk nhi padta uss bholuram ne kya kia kya nhi..but jo frk padta hai..ki meine usse loose nhi kia!!..uski baate bhale jhooti kyun naa ho..but meine usse sacche dil se lia..!!..so i m happy n fine!!….
@PRIYA,…tumne mujhe birthday wish nhi kia tha..jb ki tum 2saal se cmnt krti aa rahi ho…iska matlab yeh nhi ki mein bhi naa krun!! so
****** :) many many happy returns of the day :) **********
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i love to search everything(hate,jealousy,anger etc etc) inside a person…usme pyaar na mile aisa ho hi nhi sakta!!
@Deepk, m fine!!
Dear, ap ne sahi kaha…but mai b 1 baat kahna chahunga….ap jay bro. Ko jitna apne kareeb mante ho…jay bro bhi ap ko utna hi apne kareeb mante h…
Ho skta h shayad vo kahi busy ho..is karan apko rply nh kr paa rahe h…
I wish ki jay bro bht jaldi free ho kr ap se or hum sb se baat karenge…
thanx Dear Deepak!!
shyad tum sahi kh rahe ho!!
mein nhi chahta woh 2saal ki dosti 2 din ki naarajgi se tut jae.
bus ek baar woh mujhe yaad kr le..thats it!!
kyunki kl kisne dekha hai!!
Dosto, aj hum sb k liye bht khushi ka mouka h
apne Alok bro, ne aj 1 ladki pata li h….aj hamara 1 dost sanyasi bante bante rah gaya…varna 2 , 3 saal baad pata chalta ki T.V. Pr 1 naye baba ji gaye h…
Hehehe..Shri shri 1008 jagat guru Baba Aloka nand ji swami….
.
Wese apne Alok baba ne pahle b apni 1 padosan ko pataya tha…but tb kuch gadbad ho gai thi or un pr case ho gaya tha…
Pata h court me kya hua tha..?
.Vakeel ne saval pucha – Jab Mulzim Ne Tum Par Qatilaana Hamla Kiya To Us Waqt Tumne kya Cheez Uthaai hui thi?
Alok bro ne bade pyar se aankhe band krte hu ans diya –
.
Uski Biwi Ki Taangein…!!!
Bhai ye kya kiya sbko bta diya.
nice shayari…
Good
Log ye kahte he ki kisi “EK” k jane se jindgi ruk nahi jati,
.
Lekin ye koi nahi janta ki lakho mil jane se bhi us
” EK ” ki kami puri nahi hoti….
Wah!! Deepak ji kya khoob likha h.
depak ji very philos commt.
nice.
ek aur nina ji batiye mere comt. Auto aprov kab aur kaise ho skte hai.
admin ko apna mobile no mail kar do ….auto aprove ho jaogi..
iske alwa kisi aur ka naam lete, to shyad…i think about it.
gud one…!
hello alok ,apni grlfrnd ka naam to bta do ,ki hum use sympty de ske,
aap se first meting ke bad use jarurt padegi.
aesa kya hone wala hai nina.
whi jo shalu ke sath hua tha.
Remember, if you ever need a helping
hand, it’s at the end of your arm, as you
get older, remember you have another
hand: The first is to help yourself, the
second is to help others.
Do you want to know the difference
between Guts and balls?
In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed
below…
GUTS- is arriving home late after a
night out with the guys, being met at
the staircase by your wife with a
broom, and having the guts to ask:
“Are you still cleaning or are you
going flying somewhere?”
BALLS – is coming home late after a
night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, being met at the staircase by
your wife with a broom, slapping
your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say: “You’re next.”
great definations….but no husband dares this much…..hehehe
Hehehe ill will try when I married:)
Gd shayri ye ice cream ki jagha softi khla kr pyar ka krz chuka diya
Dear very good