Yearly Checkup Of Santa

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6 Responses to "Yearly Checkup Of Santa"

  1. Niteshsomesay says:
    May 17, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Aur aage ki kaun sunaega….
    Aage ki suno….:-
    Dr:-Sry….i’m so sry its an intrestng problm……
    Aap apni wife ko mere saath bhej dijye…!
    saath me wo aapki yearly report bhi leti aayengi…!
    Aap busy naa ho…!lol
    hehehehehe

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  2. Niteshsomesay says:
    May 17, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    gud evng 2 evry1…! :)
    Nd deleted g aaj thoda busy hone ke karan mrng me response naa de ska..!
    Kaise ho aap sb nd Admin wo teri eyes ki problm kaisi hai..?

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  3. Niteshsomesay says:
    May 17, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Duniyaa ki us bheed me….
    Unn baarisho ke beech me……
    Main tere baahon ke darmeyaan tha aur tu meri…
    Naa jane kya..? Baat hui uss din zmane me naa jane kya..?Saugaat hui apne rab ki uss din..
    Naa jane kya hua us din..? Bhigaa to pura jmana tha….?
    }par naa jane kya..? Main hi akela teri aankho me duba tha samaaya tha..?
    Aaj uss din ki yaadein aise bin bulaye aati hai jaise wo…………. ……..

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  4. Niteshsomesay says:
    May 17, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    Bikhre toote tukde
    Sare jud rahe hain
    Dheere dheere
    Hauley hauley …
    Betuke se sur wo
    Sare mil rahe hain
    Dheere dheere
    Hauley hauley…
    Aaine ka dhundhla chehra
    Khil raha hain
    Dheere dheere
    Hauley hauley..
    Nanhi si ek jaan ne apna
    Bachpan, khoya..
    Khauf ki maili chaadar
    Odh ke soya..
    Bebas akela
    Bezubaan chup chaap roya..
    Barso se ye behte
    Aansu tham rahe hain
    Dheere dheere
    Hauley hauley…
    Khul rahi aankhen jo
    Ab tak nam rahi hai
    Dheere dheere
    Hauley hauley…
    Aaine ka dhundhla chehra
    Khil raha hai
    Dheere dheere
    Hauley hauley…
    Chura ke khud se
    Aankhen main
    Har pal jiya..
    Zeher jo usne ghola
    Maine woh piya..
    Chuppi ke, aad mein
    Chhipkar usne jurm kiya..
    Zubaan par laga wo
    Tala khul raha hai
    Dheere dheere
    Hauley hauley…
    Meri nahi koi khata ye pata chala hai
    Dheere dheere
    Hauley hauley….
    *************************************************

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  5. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:
    May 17, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Nice joke

    Reply
  6. Mr. Bachelor says:
    May 17, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    A girl’s status at fb-
    Weird day
    ‘A guy came up to me and toldme he would give me an iphone if I sleep with him. Howridiculous’
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    Uploaded via iPhone =))

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