Yeh Ladki To Vakiye Hi Pujniye Hai
Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha,
Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: “Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?”
Ladka: “Nahi”
Ladki Hairan Hoke: “Par Kyu?”
Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha.
“Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi”
“Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.”
“Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe”
“Meri Familly Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye”
Ladki Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Yaad Rakhiyo, Jab Tera Lund Utha Thha, To Chudwane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aayi Thhi, Woh Nahi“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
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Aajkal Har Koi Aurat Ko Dekhkar Double Meaning Mein Bat Karta Hai Aur Unka Jeena Muhal Ho Gaya Hai. ..- Elephant Ne Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya
Ek Bar Ek Elephant Ne Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Examination Ke Liye Dr: &# ..- Pathan Aur Bank Account
Raat Ko Sapne Mein Pathan Ko Koi Chod Deta Hai Pathan Subha Hote Hi Bank Jaakar Apna Account Band Ka ..- Ladki Ki Wet Pussy
Ek Ladki Bathroom Se Nikal Kar Apni Geeli [Wet] Pussy Ko Towel Se Achhi Tarah Se Ponch Rahi Thi Is K ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
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Nice 1 admin.
Is dis ur story?
baat to shi hai. hehehe
@ADMIN BRO, kya baat hai aajkl full form me chal rhe ho??
@kisi ne meri RAASHII ko dekha hai kya?? wo kal se dikh nhi rhi hai…
@lagta hai BHEEM v nepal gya hua hai.
@KINSHUK kha ho??
@RAJ BINDAAS, aate hi sbko yaad kiya, mere alawa :(
@DHIRU, kya baat hai aajkl 2mhare cmnt kam aa rhe hai?
@DELEATED, shayri 2mhari khud ki likhi hui thi kya? achchi thi :)
@NAVYA, exam kb khatm ho rhe hai 2mhare??
uffff !!! omg !!! subh- subh ek kaminaa aa rha hai dimag ka dahi banane. phle use niptata hu. bakio ko baad me cmnt karunga. by. tc.
hmm kya bat full form achi nahi lagi kya…
Mene b factory ke ander khud jhank kar jitne bhi dhansu joke hai sab ko alag kiya hai.. aur unko tyar karna shuru kar diya hai
aur yahi kam mene MastJoke pe shuru kara hai. Ummed hai meri mehnat rang layegi aur tum mujhe ek kanya daan karoge hehehehe
veg jks ki to baat hi na kr. nveg pad-2 k dimag itna pradusit ho gya hai ki veg me hansi hi nhi aati. ;)
hahah
admin bro, jaha tk knya ki baat hai to ek baar raashiii ko ready ho jane de. fir hmari jo knya hogi uski shadi 2mhare bete se kr denge.(gr knya ko 2mhara beta psand aaya to). or ime jyada time nhi lagega qki raashiii ne mujhe JI v khna suru kr diya hai ;)
hmm aur fir to teri liye ek khushkhabri aur hai bhai.. Rashii and mera breakup ho gaya hai… vo apne ghar raji hai main apne ghar..
Tujhe vo mubarak ho, dua hai jo meri na ho saki vo teri shayad ho jaye..
Isi bat se Dr kumar vishwas ki ek line yad aa rahi hai “Jo mera ho nahi paya vo tera ho nahi sakta”
admin, mai yaha ek baat clear kr dena chahta hu. maine usse pyar kiya hai, wayapar(business) nhi kiya hai. mujhe is baat se koi fark nhi padta ki wo mujhe chahti hai ya kisi or ko. mai bs itna janta hu ki mai use chahta hu or chahta rahunga. forever.
hehehe laga rah esi senti batein karne patt jayegi vo ekdin… mujhe pata hai na vo senti hai
oye mera cmnt kaha hai?
Hi wanted ji hum yahi hain, fvr tha isliye kal pura din sote rahe nd is wajah se cmt nhi kar paye, ap kaise ho?
Hay Mr Sameer ji breakup hmm pyar tha hi nhi tha to breakup kaise ho gya
apni marji se kuch b mt bola kijiye, samjhe ap
meri taraf se thha par tum hi boli ki tune pyar nahi karna :(
sry wanted bhai extremely sory tabhi mujhe laga kuch missing h
Hahahahahaha good joke. Prantu in sab chizon ke samne chudwana koi mayane nai rakhta
hahahaha iska matlab us ladki ne ye tujhe sunaya thha… kyunki ye line ladke ki agli line lag rahi hai hahahah
hahaha bilkul sahi bole admin lagta hai yahi tha wo ladka… aur aage bola "agar tm na hoti to mai muth maar ke kaam chala leta" hehehehe
hahahahahaha abe heheheheheeh sahi bola
@ Shri.muthmar.ji tu kutte ka dum hai kya jo sidha nhi ho paa rha hai….
ya to tu 1 khada lund hai jise viagra ka pawer mil rha hai.. chahe jitna bhi muth maar lo wo khada aur tedha hi rahega hehehehehe
tune sab users ko chamcha keh ke apni gand ki shamat la di. ab sab mil ke tera itna gand marenge ki tu sex ke naam se nafrat krega..
hehehehehehehehe
abe rahne do jane do vo bhi apna hi hai… uska farz thhe usne majak kiya jaisi aur karte hai
ab is choti si galti ke liye tum uske Lund ka gala gott gott ke mar doge kya
@ Admin mann to yahi kar rha hai ki meaw kare aur bas………………hehehehehehehehe
fantasticjoke !now dearfrnds gudmrng alof u
ye ladkiya pujniye nhi , ye ladkiya to chudniye hai.
Ladko kya tumhari g.f bhi ai.se he jawab deti hai…sooooo shameful….agar koi bhi ladki aisa bolti hai…to uske liye…go to hell!..
Wtf
Wtf means wow that's fantastic
hehehe What The Fuck bhi to hota hai re
hahahaahahhahahahhahahahahahhahaha, ab kya kahu ladki sahi keh rhi h ya ladka me to confused ho gya
kapil hi bta sakta h koun sahi h
hehehe mera joke hindi mai ban gya hahahaha jyada mazedar ho gya hai ab… thanx admin
wah very noice bahut achha kya baat haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hmm nice joke…aur sabse achchi baat ladkiyo ko bhi samjh aa gaya hehe , kyu navya..??
ha pankajji joke hme smj aa gya
Jay
mere dost tera 1 aur jok hit ho gya,aur is jok ne 1 hi din m itna nam kmaya h ki ,,,gay v akhir insan hote hain,,ka v record tut gya,aur admn mala mal ho gya,isi liye admn fir se tere se nya contract krega,,hehe ,,,bechara jay jise admn ne lund khor bna diya,,aur jay k gand p apna laura marte marte pure users ka v laura mrba diya hahaha,,,pta nhi admn jay se kis janam ka bdla le rha h,,
aur yar 1 bar fir se wo dailog suna na,,,kaise bolta h tu
,,,,meouuun,,,,
hahahahaha
JPR
hehehehe abe bas bhi karo re
Dosto tumlogo ko shayad koi galat fahmi hui ha maine jay ki tarfdari bilkul nai ki thi kyunki muje vo joke adhura laga tha. Is liye maine kuch aur story jod di. Tab naturali isme jay ko support mil gya. Vaise limit se jyada tarafdary karna chaaplusi ya chamchagiri hi ha aur kuch nai. Agar kisi ko meri ab tak ki kisi v baat ka bura laga to sorry
heheheheheh Just Chill Dear
abe tune chamcha kise kaha be
Ladko per kbhi trust nhi karna chaiye jb pta hain apni family k against nhi ja skte to fir pyar kr k ek dusre ko dhokha dete hi kyu hain
rashi ji….agr aapka pyaar apne pariwar ka nahi hua to aapka kyaa hoga..??sochiye zara..jo log pyaar me imandar hote hai, wo sare rishte imandari se nibhate hai..aur jo 1 bhi rishte me beimani kar gaya…fir uska kyaa bharosa…hmmm..wese chodiye in bato ko aapka fever kaisa hai..ab apna dhyan rakhiye..pichle dono jokes ki details mane aapko samjhane ke liye coments kar rakhi hai pichle pages per…hv a nice time…tc
Hi jay dear kaha ho ap, aj apka ek b cmt nhi aaya, Miss U.
Hi dhiraj ji, kinshuk ji, bheem ji, heartbeat ji, pankaj ji,samir ji nd sbhi frnds apna dhyan rakhiyega
Rashi sali sahiba
hm khariat se hain,aur bache,,Tilu,,Pilu,,apni khala jan rashi ho bahut yad krte hain,,aur janti hain apki bhn panchy ghr pr pura dhyan deti h ,,,din vr ,,tilu,,pilu,,k sath,,,BEN 10,,,Just Dance,,dekha krti h,,,aur mera fav serial ,,NAVYA,,nhi dekhne deti,,,jra panchhy ko SMJHAYYE,
AUR sali sahiba ap k liye 1 nya show la rha hu,,jisme ap,admn,wanted aur heartbeat honge,,jisme sare users kuch faisla krenge,,,,tb is admn ki gunda grdi bnd hogi,,hehehe
JPR
Jay lagta hai ab kabhi nhi aayega, buhuhuhuhuhu, chalo alvida jay, me roj teri yaad me ek mombatti jalaunga, hamare pyar me kya kami thi jay jo hume chhod diya, btao sirf ek bar kaho sirf ek bar…….humlog sabhi log tumhare muh se sirf ek bar sunna chahte hai humlog sunna chahte h ki……..tum Meoaw kaise bolte ho :)
Raj bro……….Meaow………….Meaow……….Meaow…………. hehehehe Lekin yaad rahe mere Hath me Chaku (knife) hai.
Raj bro. Aap logo ka pyar Aur Admin ki Gand hi hume Jaane nahi deti hai……hehehe
hehehe wo to h isme tera koi dosh nhi ye admin k gand ka kamal h jo paye ek bar wo aaye bar bar, yehi wajah se me v ye site nai chod sakta :P
Lund khadaa hojaane par jaise chut bhi jaruree hotee he,
waise hi jab chut fat ti he to family aur family ka pyaar bhi jaruri hataa he,
joke achchha he aur isme ek sandesh bhi he.
I like it good one but when i asked the same question to my gf then she said no because she loves her family more then me now anyone please tell what should i tell my gf
usko bol ki main vo hi hun jo tujhe 9 months ke liye har mahine wali problem se bacha sakta hu. teri familly ka koi banda ese kar sakta hai