Yeh Mera Pittu Hai

Posted on 03 Apr 2010

Ek Din Ek Bache Ne Apne Baap Ko Peshab Karte Hue Dekha Aur Uske Lund Ko Dekh Ker Bola,

Bacha: “Papa Yeh Kya Hai?

Papa : “Yeh Mera Pittu Hai

Bacha: “Kya Mein Aapke Pittu Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon?

Papa : “Nahi Beta Yeh Khelne Ki Cheez Nahi Hai

Subah Uth Ker Baap Ne Apne Aap Ko Hospital Mein Paya.

Baap Ne Pucha: “Main Yahan Kese?

Toh Uska Ladka Bola: “Papa Kal Raat Mein Aapke Pittu Se Khel Raha Tha To Usne Mujh Per Thook Diya To Maine Uska Gala Daba Diya!

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29 Responses to "Yeh Mera Pittu Hai"

  1. melissa says:

    muze bhi aise hi khal ne ki cheez chahiye

  2. rohit says:

    mere pittu se khel lo

  3. melissa says:

    kaha aur konsi school mein ho rohit

  4. rahul says:

    pittu ke sath koi khelnewala hai to batado!yaro

  5. aadit says:

    mallisa mera pittu b free hai for u…..

  6. nishi says:

    gd joke…..

  7. vicky says:

    bachcha paida karo aur use kaho apne apne pittu se khelne ko.. Gala dab jayega ek baar to fir dosto k pittu se hi doosra bachcha hoga tumhara.

  8. pradeep says:

    suna hua hai..:)

  9. ankit singh says:

    hi nishi kya bat hay tumhare comment se lag raha aaj tumhara mud kuch achha nahi hay kyoki aaj ka comment bahoot chhota tha

  10. alisha says:

    lol…nice joke

  11. Nagesh says:

    girls ko maja ayega hi, unke chut ke dusmanon me ek kam jo ho gaya

  12. Honey Singh Badshah says:

    Pahle bata dete khelne nahi chodne ki cheez hai

  13. maya says:

    nishi tum mere sath khelo

  14. pankaj says:

    hamara pittu bhi hai kisi ko khelna ho to bata dena

  15. DHIRAJ says:

    SABKE PITTU SE KHELUNGA KHILADI NO 1 BANANA HAI

  16. VICKY says:

    melissa agr chaho to mera pittu bhi free hai

  17. ahmed says:

    khelo mere pittu no.1

  18. anil says:

    very good bt suna hua tha….maya tum mere dost bnoge..?repppply..?

  19. Deepti Tiwari says:

    bakwas joke! YE BACCHO KE KHELNE KI CHEEZ NAHI….BALKI ISS SE KHEL KAR BACCHE PAIDA HOTE HAIN

  20. nagesh says:

    concept galat hai, andu dabta to bap ko hospital me hona chahiye tha, bachche ne lund dabaya tha,…

  21. sunny says:

    deepti ye pittu sab k khelne ki cij h…per todne,fodne ya katne ki nahi…

  22. Raju says:

    Deepti apna mob no to de

  23. Aditi says:

    Mujhe nai samajh ata kya båche ke pas pitu nai tha.

  24. anna says:

    aditi bache ka pattu chhota tha understand yar

    • m d says:

      sabko free ki chahiye kuchh achha offer to karo pittu se khelne ke liye jaise mai apne pittu pe cream laga ke offer kar raha hu

  25. K Gurung says:

    there are few more lines to this joke… baccha bolta hai ki "aap k pittu se jab khel raha tha… woh bhi mujse khel raha tha… phir usne mujh par thuk diya… phir maine uska gala dabakar… uske undey phod kar… ghosley mein aag laga diya…

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