Yeh Saand Aapko Bhi Maarta Hai Kya?

Views: 31,395 - Posted on 26 Nov 2011

Ek Sundar Ladki Patli Gali Se Gujar Rahi Thi, Raste Mein Ek Saand Khada Tha.

Usne Wahaan Khade Ek Ladke Se Poocha. Aur Ladka Apna Pappu Thha.

Ladki: “Aye Mr. Yeh Saand Maarta Hai Kya?”

Pappu: “Gai (Cow) Ki Toh Maarta Hai Aapki Pata Nahi Marega Ya Nahi“

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Aakash says:

November 26, 2011 at 5:13 pm

hehehehehe nice joke… pappu to birbal se bhi shaana nikla…

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November 26, 2011 at 5:15 pm

hehehehehehehehehe pappu pass ho gaya hehehehehehehehehe babaji ki jay ho hii all friends kaise ho yaar

November 26, 2011 at 5:17 pm

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November 26, 2011 at 5:48 pm

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  November 26, 2011 at 9:46 pm
  
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  November 28, 2011 at 5:15 am
  
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