Zindagi Luta Di Sirf Tere Liye.
Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder Aur Sexy Thi.
Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana Or Usne Patni Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha.
Minister: “Sach Sach Batao Tumne Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi Ki Hai?”
Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Ji Sirf 3 Baar”
Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush Hua Ki Chalo Itni Sexy Hone Ke Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi Ki, Fir Bhi Usne Pucha
Minister: “Kab Kab”
Patni: “Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi Thhi”
Minister: “Hmm”
Patni: “Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances Na The To Judge Ke Pass Gayi Thi”
Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar”
Patni Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas 76 Mlas Kam The…“
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- Bewafa Ladki Pe Shayari
Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab 3 Saal Se Ek Ladki Ke Piche Pade Thhe, Kafi Koshisho Ke Bad B Jab Vo Na Pa ..- Chain Ki Nind Kaisi So Leti Hai Ladkiya
Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Apni Girlfirend Ko Dukhda Shayari Ke Andaaz Mein Is Tarha Se Sunaya Pata Nahi ..- Train, Lambi Surang Aur Ladki Ki Chummi
Ek Bar Ek Newly Married Couple Honeymoon Ke Liye Train Mein Safar Kar Rahe Thhe Bich Mein Ek Lambhi ..- Randi Ki Atamkatha Shayarana Andaaz Mein
Main Aayi Shehar Mein Logo Ne Mujhe Ghoora, Bra Kholi Aur Mera Doodh Pee Gaye Poora, Ramu Chacha Aay ..- Santa Ne Akhir Bus Pakad Hi Li
Santa Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li. Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya ..Hindi Version
एक मंत्री की बीवी बहुत ही सुंदर और सेक्सी थी.
एक दिन मंत्री का नाजाने क्या मूड बना और उसने पत्नी को बुलाया और पूछा.
मंत्री: "सच सच बताओ तुमने हमारे साथ कितनी बार बेवफाई की है?"
पत्नी कुछ सोच के बोली: "जी सिर्फ 3 बार"
मंत्री मन ही मन में खुश हुआ की चलो इतनी सेक्सी होने के बाद भी सिर्फ 3 बार ही बेवफाई की, फिर भी उसने पूछा
मंत्री: "कब कब"
पत्नी: "एक बार जब आपके दिल का ऑपरेशन हुआ था तो मैं शहर के सबसे बड़े डॉक्टर को मानाने गयी थी"
मंत्री: "हम्म"
पत्नी: "अगली बार जब आप जेल में बंद थे और रिहाई के कोई आसार ना थे तो जज के पास गयी थी"
मंत्री: "और तीसरी बार"
पत्नी शरमाते हुए: "जब आपको सरकार बनानी थी और आपके पास 76 एम्-एल-ऐ कम थे..."
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hehehehehe,,..76 k saath…:O :O ;) :->
Hii… Kaisi ho…
Oye 76 nhi 78 bolo .
Hahahahahahahaha…..
hii..im fine & u??
76 ek saath ..78 to total the..:):)
Mai b f9.. Mai b to yhi kh rha hu..na
hi
OMG………78…….
hahahahahahahaha………mast joke…..!!!
hi kashish how r u??? kitni kashish hai ap me zara bataiye na……..
hii lucky m fine..hw r u??
Hmmm. . . . .
Hi dear all frnds, gud am. . . .
v nice
v good
wo ruthe ruthe se lgte hai,
koi tarkib to bataye unhe manane ki,
hm apni jaan v girwi rkh denge,
koi kimat to bataye unke muskurane ki..
Laughing gas… (NITRUS OXSIDE)
jo sabi pramukh “chemistry” store par uplabdh. Hai…
Hehehehe….
Hahaha…..
@78 logo ke sath… Hehehe…
@But Aakhiri me to usne 76 logo ke pas gyi. To yha pr 76 bar bewfayi hui.. N ki tisri bar.. So is rong..
@Dosto kha farar ho tum log…??
Admin fb se Nonveg ko remove karne ka tarika bta …..bahut gadbad Ho gyi h ….urgent reply
Mujhe kya pata.. main to Facebook use hi nahi karta aur na hi meri ID hai
I know ur answer ……thanks…
Yupp, Bcoz jo jaisa answer kisi ko deta hai uske dusre ke answer ki umeed bhi vesi hi hoti hai
and agar u already know to kahe ko pucha tha fir mere se
Hahahahaha….. Oye balle… Hehehe….
Fans gyi machhali jal me. Bro…
Deleted Bro..Simple Hai. Facebook Search Box Me Jake Nonveg Search Karo. Jab Wo Link Dikh Jaaye Jo Iss Site Ki Hai To Use Khol Kar Unsubscribe Kar Lo. It’s As Simple As That.
hmmmmm ;)
Hmmm… Admin bro ap kya samajh rhe the ki deleted ji ko nhi pta chalega..
prince i searched it but it has many nonveg joke sites but not this one , i clicked the LIKE button again here , i think that had worked…rest GOD knows
Hehehehe
sir ji sms service pls
oh bechara minister , bt its a strong satire on boys in this joke,
nilesh ji , thanx for wt
rashii aur priya m mast vadhiya ap sunao aap dono k krte ho?
hps ji i add only known prsons on fb so sorry bt we r frnds here
jay ap kese ho? and hii to all
anuj kya kru yr tum jese logo ko sabak seekhane k liye security guard rkhne start krne pade
hmmmmmmm :)
unko salary mai kya deti ho????? paise ya Minister Ki Biwi wala haal hai :p
Thanx for “wt”
wt kya hai naina ji.?
Yar Naina, Kuch v achha nahi chal raha hai, sab kuch ulta pulta ho raha hai..
Kya ulta pulta chal rha hai. JAY bro,..??
bewafai ke acche tarike h masti or sarafat se
Hi Mamta. .yr kaha thi etane din ?
kuch dil ki baat thi
Mast hai…
Hahahahahahahahahahaha….
minister should say….
i am proud of u my sweet wife…
coz a minister can do everything worth of vote and chair……….
nilesh m pooch rhi hu apne kl mjhe thnx kisliye bola tha,
@jay kyu kya hua , kyu acha nhi h sab.
@anuj ji nhi yr ab apne sweet se frnd k hote hue bhala mera kyu minister ki wife jesa hal hoga, infact wahi hal tera ho rha h, thnx yr frnd ho to aisa :p
Yar naina, Mujhe need ki goli chahiye aur wo kahi mil nahi rahi hai. Uski vajah se sab gadbad ho ja raha hai. Mai jaha kahi v request kar raha hun log mazak samajh rahe hai. Kya aap kuch meri help kar sakati hai ?
Jay….Sone Ke Liye Goli Nahi..Neend Ki Jarurat Hoti Hai…HaHaHaHa. Naina….! Naina..! Naina..! Meri Favorite Movie Ki Favorite Character..Naina..! OMG.
Thnx naina ji aapki soch k liye lekin is site {nonveg} par aake koi bhi unknown nahi rahta iss site ne mujhe ek se badkar ek jay, nilesh,deleted,jaiswal,heartbeat, anuj, pankaj, pyaremohan,Priya rashii, sonam,panchhi,prince,sujeet Etc dost aur ek heera “admin” diya hai hum log ab unknown nahi hain ek dusare ko dekha nahi par lagta hai k ye log hamare dil k tukadhe hain.
Thanx HPS bro, mai jb se ap logo(dear all fndz) se mila hu. Such me aap logo ko chhodkar jane ka man nhi karta.. It’s really.
Bcz ap logo se acha dost (admin, jay, wanted, hps, dheeraj, heartbeat, pyaremohan, priya, rashi, panchy, kashish & dear all frndz) to is janm me milna namumkin hai..
MAI AAP SUB DOSTO KA TAH-E-DIL SE SHUKRIYA ADA KARTA HU..
mujhe phone mein msg nahi aa rahe help me?
ye ulte muh ka kuwa,wel,, he etene jaldi bharne waala nhi
Good joke bv ho to aisi
Sukun mil gaya humko badnam hokr usk hr 1 ilzam pe u bazuban hokr log jo bolna chahe use bolne do, sayad mari mohabat uski nazar me kuch bhi nahi isliye usne ilzam lagaya hai.
bold wall paper mat lagaiye , agar hame bold scene ya walpaper hi dekhna hein to net par bahut sari website hein…. aap ke joke office mein sab ke samne padhe nahi jate… agar bold walpaper nahi hate to phir aapki website par aana band kar diya jayenga…………
Kar do ji….. Pls aapse request hai jitni jaldi ho sake karna
Thanks :)