Aaj Ki Raat Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya

The Joke "Aaj Ki Raat Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and Tagged With Double Meaning Jokes, Suhagraat Jokes, and viewed 131,225 times.
Suhagraat Manane Ke Bad Apni Patni Se Kabhi Bhi Esi Baatein Puchne Ki Galti Na Kare, Nahi To Jawab Esa Hoga Ki Aap Deewar Mein Sir Marne Lagoge.
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Suhag Raat Ki Rat Ko Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Ke Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Puchha

“Tumne Aaj Kya Mehsoos Kiya”

Patni Khushi Khushi Boli

5% Sharam,

5% Dard Or

90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye

Hindi Version

सुहाग रात की रात को अपनी बीवी से सेक्स करने के बाद पति ने अपनी पत्नी से पूछा

" आज तुमने क्या महसूस किया"

पत्नी ख़ुशी ख़ुशी से बोली

5% शर्म,

5% दर्द और

90% पुराने दिन याद आ गए

SMS / One Liner Version

SuhagRat Pe SX K Bad Pati Ne Pucha- Tumne Aj Kya Mehsus Kiya. Biwi Khushi Khushi Boli- 5% Sharm, 5% Dard Or 90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye

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Comments

13 Comments

  1. sonali says:

    wat the hell

  2. dolly says:

    yeh kya tha majaa nahi aaya

  3. betty says:

    ok

  4. fateh says:

    sonali maja ni aya kya…??

  5. bijendra says:

    dolly maza kun nahi ayya

    kya aapko purani din yaad nahi aaye

  6. NISHA says:

    very well

  7. amit says:

    atti sundar. lage raho munna bhai.

  8. ankit singh says:

    nice joke

  9. Vicky says:

    Lagta hai dolly aur sonali ka dimag ghas charne gya inhe samajh hi nahi aaya

  10. abhay says:

    sonali tumko mera lund chahiye tab maja aayega

  11. sonia says:

    maine aj tak nae kra yar…baht man hai…n aise msg pad k aur man krta hai…bt kia dhang ka milta hi nae…yha b sab bekar hai…

  12. azhaan says:

    dolli ao aisa maza dunga k 100% yaad karti rahogi

  13. Satyam says:

    gud 1

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