Aaj Mat Karo, Mera Upwas Hai.

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Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To

Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..”

Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”

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Santa BV K Sath Sax Krne Laga To BV Boli Pls Aj Rhne Do, Mera Upwas Hai. Santa: Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kya Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayega

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Comments

298 Comments

  1. manish harle says:

    girl friend

  2. Raja says:

    Send my id

  3. assasin says:

    very nice to read those:)

  4. sunny says:

    hi its very funny i m still llaughing thanx to make me laugh

  5. shubham says:

    awsum one

  6. me2 says:

    good 1

  7. Ravi says:

    good one

  8. KS says:

    HI JOKE REMOVE SHOCK

  9. saaz says:

    hey mast hai yeh|

  10. Anonymous says:

    great joke

  11. ANIL says:

    SEXXXXXXXXY

  12. Anil says:

    It's Horable

  13. ADEY says:

    Gre8st

  14. saurabh says:

    good one boss

    …if i fall in the same situation ill also say d same

  15. Anonymous says:

    gud

    idiot joke

  16. hotspice says:

    kya baat hai,,nice………..

  17. Anonymous says:

    hmmmm

  18. nysha says:

    yaak not atta its sperm

  19. pawan says:

    wonderful jokes and my son and also to any jokes BEST OF LUCK!

  20. kuldeep manithia says:

    bhut hi acha jokes hai

  21. ani says:

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  22. paras bindal says:

    i want more dirty idiot

  23. k r saini says:

    kya bat h

  24. Sonia says:

    Sahi gal hai

  25. vishnu says:

    darun! ki bolbo, madhumita my girl friend sms pore-pore

    pagal

  26. salampuria says:

    hello kk (mita) i love you, non veg sms kemon laglo,

  27. dkv says:

    lage raho sahi hai

  28. JATIN says:

    TOH SABUDANA FLAVOUR KA CONDOM LAGO PHALARI HAI

  29. dilpreet says:

    yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sabbbb bakvas hai …felling show nahi kiya karte kkkkkkkkk guys

  30. Anonymous says:

    maj aa gaya

  31. mohabbat khan says:

    uccha mamu kya baat hai mamu lovde lagade mamu

  32. Gaurav says:

    Hehehe

    gud yr .mast joke ta.

  33. kuldeep khatri says:

    bhanchod ya kaya jokes he

  34. sudhanshu says:

    maa kasam baap joke mara…!!

  35. mampy says:

    bakbass behanchod jehne likheya ….madar chod

  36. vijay says:

    heeeeeeeeee

    kuch bhi

  37. satendra says:

    bhut badiya joke hai bahi

  38. Ankey says:

    Chutiya joke tha…

    bhanchod…

  39. Vikas says:

    Kya jhakkas joke hai

  40. rena says:

    bakwass time waste joke tha

  41. neha says:

    hahahahaahhah

    ye bhi koi joke tha

  42. lokraj says:

    must jok hai bhai

  43. Anonymous says:

    Sardar Ji vart mai to gharwali ko chod do

  44. vgy says:

    nice and humble request

  45. Bab says:

    Sardar Kabhi to Reham Karo.

  46. kabir says:

    neha janeman jab choot main 8" lund jayega tab to bologi wo joke hi tha—-sali gandvi

  47. rohnit says:

    abe bhosdi ke phaatey….kya loda joke tha yeh

  48. umesh says:

    sexy joke, i like that

  49. Raby says:

    Sonia cn v chat

  50. kareena says:

    hiiiiiiii. ye sardar ke jokes hmesha tuche hi q hote hain?

  51. khyati says:

    meri to chut gili ho gayi

  52. Anonymous says:

    kamse kam dhan ke joke likhha karo

  53. xxx says:

    sali ka bahut bada hoga.dus barah ka ek saath ghusa leyi hogi

  54. Kapil chhetri, d.dun says:

    Ladkiyo k paas dimag nhi hota

  55. DJ SUKETU says:

    upass mein kuch kha bhi nhi sakti…le bhi nhi sakti hai..

    upass ka rule hai….

    biwi boli kal pakka..

  56. jack says:

    GUD 1

  57. mukesh says:

    mogembo kuuuusssssshhhhhh hoa.

  58. pratap says:

    this is i like the most

  59. melissa says:

    mera to aaj upwaas nahi hai

  60. Deepak sharma says:

    Khayti tumhari chut kaise gili ho gai.abhi to tumne land liya hi nahi h.

  61. niru says:

    upwas me nahi karana chaheye

  62. Hanslal says:

    Mai to apani wivi ko upawas me bhi nahi chhodunga!!

  63. Anonymous says:

    mere dost tarun ne to mutth mar li

  64. tarun says:

    mere dost sanjay ki to gaand fatt gayi hass hass kar

  65. chandan sharma says:

    niru pagli hai land to falhaar hota hai

  66. mukesh says:

    aacha hai

  67. pardeep says:

    mellisa upwash nahi hai to kar lo mera 9fit ka dekh kar bado bado ka upwash ho jata hai

  68. booby says:

    upwaasss m lund chatne ka mazzaaa bahut h

  69. melissa says:

    pradeep tu phir se aa gaya mera husband biwi sex wala second comment read kar

  70. rohit says:

    khyati mujhe teri chut chatni hai

  71. papa says:

    pappu cant dance sala

  72. payal says:

    hai upwas jaroori hai jaan chudai…

  73. gwendlyn says:

    hi opayal

  74. SUMEET says:

    Upwass me chodwana subh hota hai malisaa tum kabhi chudwa ke dekho

  75. Raj says:

    khyati mujhe teri chut chatni
    hai plz mail kar

  76. moon says:

    kuch andar gaya to upawas toot jaayega

  77. urmila says:

    main upwas nihi karti

  78. Raja hindustani says:

    Urmila tu upwas nahi karti to mera 9" ka kha le.

  79. sauarbh says:

    koi nahi urmila ham bhi upwas nahi karte hai

  80. Raj says:

    Bahut karre beta.

  81. Vikrant says:

    upwas me wasna up ho jati hae

  82. Anonymous says:

    this jokes have a sensible

    meaning if u can understand

  83. Anonymous says:

    wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  84. vikky says:

    aap sabi ko badhai jo joke ko jok ki tarah lete ho

    pado haso aur enjoy karo ye hi life hai

  85. lucky says:

    to urmila aa jao tumhari chodta hu

  86. S.K. says:

    NIRU upwas muh ka hota hai choot ka nahi

  87. sam says:

    yaar wo film masti me b wo aftab ki biwi yehi upaas ka bahaana batati hai na…..

  88. Karan says:

    Upwas m nai krna ok

  89. sanjeev says:

    urmila tab to tum khub chudti hogi?

  90. sanjeev says:

    khyati teri chut gili kaise ho geyee? geri go gaand gili honi chaiye thi???

  91. vicky says:

    logic to hai yaar joke me…

  92. prakash says:

    hi dear

  93. Rohan says:

    Riya mein teri choot lena chahta hu. De de plz.

  94. Tami says:

    Mera koi upwaas nai h. Kisi ka lund khada h to muje de do

  95. MANISH says:

    RIYA WO TO MAIN TUMHARI CHOD KAR BATAUNGA

  96. shrikant says:

    arry, meri tami upwaas kay liy, khaday lund ki jrurat nahi hoti, usey tho khada karkay upwaas tudwana padtha hai.

  97. rajiv says:

    soniyaaaaaaaaa

  98. hiv says:

    gande logoki gandi soch

  99. hiv says:

    salo apne ghar valo ke samne bhi asehi comments karte ho kya

  100. mukesh says:

    riya chudne ke bad khayal puchna

  101. Prem Prakash says:

    Mai nai muth mar liya is sms ko dekh kar

  102. Fazal says:

    pagal sardar, Choot ka upwas tha to Gand mar leta

  103. Amu_ says:

    Tu muth hi marta rahega.

  104. Ritu says:

    Meri mar lo yar

  105. motta_lund says:

    hi ritu mere se marwa le 7+long 3.2inch motta lun hai mera

  106. rash says:

    Ritu… me huna yaha… tuje chod ne ke liye… aaja…. :-P

  107. yash says:

    ritu tuu jaisa chati waisa hi hoga…..tujhe mere luuund ka prem awashya milega

  108. Amit says:

    Ritu plz. Ak bar mujhse marwale.

  109. Sivani says:

    Meri mar lo yaar.

  110. Sivani says:

    Ritu nhi deti to Meri mar lo yaar.

  111. nagesh says:

    ritu janeman

    abhi kya dekha hai, abhi aur bara dekhogi

    gand fat jayegi jab mera lund khara dekhogi

  112. DHIRAJ says:

    nag dewta nagesh mujh par bhi apne nag ka daan karo .main apke naag k dunk se apni pyaas bujhana chahta hoon.baki jise dasna ho das dena.hey nagdevta ek bin dilade.

  113. sanjeev says:

    sivani, kya tum mujhse chaddi utrwaogi?? agr utrawani hai to meri id par sampark karo, "sanjeev_arpit@yahoo.co.in

  114. nagesh says:

    Dear DHIRAJ i appreciate your emotions, but I am not Gay, so plz find another male for satisfying ur emotions.

  115. Sud says:

    Sivani kisi se nahi marbai ho to mere pas aa jao.

  116. sexy says:

    sanjeev khali chadi utarega kya kuch karna nahi hai wo kya apne dost se karwayega?

  117. aryanjat says:

    hiiiiii shivani mujhse marvaygi kya

  118. kunal sen says:

    Sivani mera moo pe legi kya

  119. ashok says:

    shivani ye to halwa hai jo puch raha hai me to pura dalne ke bad bhi nahi puchunga

  120. ajay says:

    ritu – shivani dono aa jao mere pas tum dona ko raat bhar chod duga aur raat bhar lund suck karauga.

  121. sidh says:

    sivani ji mujhse apna choot marlo achha kya bahut best lagega kyun ki mera lund ka size 30cm hai

  122. Nishant says:

    Oye shivani apne se jara contect to kara teri gand aur bur dono mai apna lund dalunga kasm teri boobs ki.

  123. ishan says:

    dono sale ladke hai ladki banke tum sabko bewkoo bana rahe hai..

  124. Deepti Tiwari says:

    bakwas joke!

  125. rahul says:

    Deepti tujh ko land ke bare mai pata hai kya agar nahi pata to mere pas aa sab bata dunga

  126. negi says:

    teeno chaid khol deta sardara to biwi upwaas rekhna hi chor deti.

  127. Rajiv says:

    deepti yar it's a nice joke

  128. Ashu says:

    Hi bakwas

  129. Deepti Tiwari says:

    rahul dear, muth maaro, i dont need.

  130. deepti tiwari says:

    deepti tiwari pehle ye bata kya aaj tak tere kisi ne chut mari

  131. DHIRAJ says:

    PLZ KOI LADKO KO SAALE MAT BOLO.

  132. sunny says:

    mere comment gayab kaise ho rahe h…

  133. abhay says:

    i want to fuck you deepti

  134. ashish says:

    meri hi lelo koi m gay i like chusna and marwana

  135. admin says:

    Sunny apne browser ki cookie delete karke tum dobara koi b name use kr sakte ho comment ke liye

  136. sahil says:

    deepti saali rand hai tu tereko to kuch achha nahi lagta…

  137. DHIRAJ says:

    Ashish maine tera muh mein le liya bahut tastee hai.chatne se man nahi bharta hai.mera chusoge to chuste hi rah jaoge.jo maza sex main nahi wah maja chusne aur chuswane main hai.

  138. Suraj says:

    Deepti tumhari maa ka bhosda

  139. deepti says:

    suraj mai apne baap ko teri maa ke paas bhej dungi phir tumhara ek bhai aur paida ho gayega

  140. DHIRAJ says:

    ladko tum nasha ho ,tumhari ankhein bijlee girade,choo do bijlee daud jaye,shirt khol do sharir mein andhi chal jaye,pant khol do behosh ho jayen .dharti mein kanhi swarg hai wo tum ho.tumse hi ye sharir jawan hai.

  141. azhaan says:

    deepti yaar gussa mat karo jaan gussa karne se tumhari chut kali hojayegi

  142. sushil says:

    tum sbi ke sbi gandu ho

  143. Amit says:

    Shivani aao me marta hu

  144. Raj says:

    Shivani mere paas aa ja na mai teri chut chodta hu

  145. jeeta says:

    Yeh saale ladke ladkiyon ke naam ki id bana ke comment kar rahe hai aue tum sabhi maadrchod chutiye gaand marwa rahe ho unse

  146. DHIRAJ says:

    Are saali koi ladki bhi hai yanha kuch ladko ka tumhare neeche wale agey k ghar mein inka sampola pareshaan hai..inka pasandita ghar wohi hai.

  147. suraj says:

    deepti tere baap ka pappu kadha hota h kya?

  148. yukti says:

    ek raat bhi nahi ruk sakte ladke.

  149. anamika says:

    mast msg hai yaar sex karne ka mud ho gaya

  150. anamika says:

    kabhi koi mere pass aaye apna lund le kar

  151. anamika says:

    mujhe lund do

  152. DHIRAJ says:

    suraj deepti k baap ka pappu khada ho sakta hai..but dance nahi kar sakta.

  153. sunny says:

    anamika mera le lo…

  154. anamika says:

    kaha aur kab miloge bata do

    1. premdutt says:

      to kab karna hai.

  155. anamika says:

    contact no bata do

  156. SAMeer says:

    chut bhi chatunga 1 ghante tak

  157. Vicky says:

    Anamika mera chahiye?

  158. SAMeer says:

    hey anamika mai sab kuch krne ko taiyaar hu

  159. sneha says:

    lekin mera choot kajuaa raha hai mai kya karu

  160. sneha says:

    mai b chudna chahti hu koi hoai kya jiske paas tagda lund ho

  161. sneha says:

    jise b choot chahiy vo samark kare 977?13?39?

    1. admin says:

      Sneha, aur b baki dosto pls dont submit your mobile numbers in comments. Ye achi bat nahi hai

    2. vedant says:

      sneha mera lund bahut tagda hai

  162. DHIRAJ says:

    Sneha itcgaurd use karle.

  163. anamika says:

    ok sameer par kab mil rahe ho time to bata do

  164. anamika says:

    kyu sunny mera oer aacha nahi laga kya

  165. khadaland says:

    anamika teri chut bahut tight hai kya? mera land jhel sakti hai ki nahin? Gaand bhi marwana chahati ho to batao.

  166. khadaland says:

    anamika kya tum mera logi kela

  167. khadaland says:

    Dear admin jokes dirty ho sakte hein to comments kyo nahi?

    1. admin says:

      Jatt paji, comment dirty chalenge yaar par galiya tona do

  168. DHIRAJ says:

    YANHA choot saste bik rahe hai..lund mahenge.

  169. anamika says:

    ok sanjeev mai no mail karte ho par call kab karoge

  170. anamika says:

    mere chut par jalde nahi fadne wale hai time lagega itna dam hai sanjeev

  171. dhru says:

    anamika kya teri chut loohe ki bani hai kya

  172. sanjeev says:

    anamika, tum apna number mail karo, i will call u,

  173. sanjeev says:

    anamika, i m waiting for ur mail

  174. RAHID143 says:

    iloveyou.

  175. RAHID143 says:

    sneha main choduga tumhe ye sab bekaar hai

  176. Harsh says:

    Yaha kya bhosdiyon ke khota khula hua hai…? Aur anamika, behan ki lodee, randi saali… Tere ko chut chudwane ke liye lund nahi mil rahe jo aise apne chut ki numaish karwa rahi hai… Koi na mile to kutte se hi chudwa le…

  177. akkydeklavya says:

    @anamika bada kharab asar pad rha h tum pr adult msg ka

  178. sanjeev says:

    anamika tum batao tumme kitna dam ha, agr dam hai to mail karo, fir dekhte hai kya hota hai??

  179. anamika says:

    kyu harsh tumjhe kuch nahi mil raha hai to chid kar aisa kyu bol raha hai to apna sabhal kar rakh samjha

  180. anamika says:

    sanjeev maine tum ko mai keya hai no mere me kitna dam hai vo to tumko baad me he pata chalege

  181. Arya says:

    स्नेहा लल्ली तेरी योनी तुझे कष्ट दे रही है क्या

  182. Arya says:

    अनामिका चूत भेदक यन्ञ बहुत दर्द देता है

    क्या लोडा लोडा चिल्ला रही है।

  183. RAHID143 says:

    sneha jawab du mojhe dogi mera land 7 INCH.ka hai 21saal meri aej hai main shahid kapor ke jesa dikhta hon.by.god9t

  184. Praveen says:

    Friend's adt msg sirf tumhare time pass ki cheej h. Iska galt matlab mat lo.

  185. pankaj says:

    aaja main tujhe ji bhar ke chodunga

  186. raja says:

    hum bhi hai josh mai….

  187. raja says:

    हसीना की चूत में पसीना….

  188. anil says:

    hum bhi hai josh mai

  189. anil says:

    hi anamika how r u dear

  190. anil says:

    hi sneha

  191. sunny says:

    admin mujhe kai girl fasna h…maine apna email id isme diya tha kashker anamica k liye…and apne isme mera email id show nahi kiya…Y???aajkal email id add NAHI ker rahe ho KYA?

    1. admin says:

      Sunny, Maine kabhi bi kisi ka email ID publish nahi kiya hai aur na hi karunga.

  192. sanjeev says:

    anamika tumhe darr hai ki me tumhari faad na du , is lia mail nahi kar rahi

  193. anamika says:

    hi sanjeev maine apna no mail keya hai par aapko mila nahi hai shayad mai darte nahi ho sex se ok

  194. anamika says:

    hi admin mai aapke site me new ho pr really mast jokes hai maza aa jata hai msg pad kar kuch aur hot msg rakho na

    1. admin says:

      Hmmm, Anamila ji ek kam karo, Jokes ko print karke Gas pe garam karke pada karo Hot ho jayenge Kidding
      ji meri puri koshish rahti hai ki mast aur hot jokes dalu, par roj roj mast masala milta nahi hai na

  195. anamika says:

    aur mujhe bhi admin apne site me mamber banao byeeeee take care

  196. yogesh says:

    hi anamika

  197. raj says:

    Hi anamika…u seems to be very wild…huh..m2

  198. raj says:

    anamika…do u reall like hot sms…

  199. jeeva says:

    ise kehte hai khade lund par laat marna

  200. anamika says:

    ha raaj like it hot sms

    1. ankit says:

      anamika mai bahut hot hu

    2. rocki says:

      hi dear anamika i like ur think , u r bold , i like u

  201. DHIRAJ says:

    Bakwass joke kis ghar mein upwas k din aise bate hoti hai.

  202. renu malik says:

    boring…………….to

    1. Raj says:

      Hi renu

    2. Renu says:

      Jock itna bhi boring nahi hai

      1. So hard says:

        Agar tum aur main hote uske jagah toh

  203. jeeva says:

    dhiraj bhai jabhi ye joke bante hai jo nhi hota usi par hi to joke bante hai

  204. sanjeev says:

    hi anamika, aap kabhi kisi par vishwas nahi karti kya??

  205. DHIRAJ says:

    Gva ur ri8..jox ka real life se kooch lenadena nahi hota.

  206. Yadav says:

    Good joke

  207. Aditi says:

    Nice joke yar,phadu hai .

    1. admin says:

      Raj Bhai,, alag alag comment hi main karne ki jagha ek main hi sabko hi kah diya karo.

    2. hbk says:

      keh to teri hi phad de…???

    3. sunny says:

      aditi joke pad k kya fat gaya…tumhra??

    4. Parashar says:

      to mugse b fadwa le ….. jan

    5. rakesh says:

      Hi aditi,

      mai tere jaise mizaz wali ladki pasand karta hun,

      do you want to have friendship with me.

  208. DHIRAJ says:

    Pati bolta hai are itna bhi UPwass mat kar thoda sa to DOWNwass karle…bye the way mujhe FULLwass pasand hai…upar niche age peeche up n down round n round..he:)ha:}

  209. abhay says:

    aditi iwant to meat you

  210. POOJA says:

    boring friends……..

    1. sunny says:

      puja kya tum meri dost banogi??………..
      hamri dosti ki sirf ek hi sart h puja tumhe apna pooo… muhe daily marne k liye dena padega?ok na mam

    2. Mukesh says:

      POOJA WO BOORING HAI MAI INTRESTING MERE SAATH SOO LO

    3. Deepak says:

      Ak bar under leke dekha dunya rangin lagegi

    4. shahil..music my life says:

      pooja ji ek baar is bande ko bhi mauka do.

  211. david says:

    pooja main tumhe chodna chahta hoon

    par upwas ke din nahi

    us din main tumhari poori care karoonga

    meri rani banogi? meri jaan!

  212. harman says:

    purana e…. kuch nava karo ji

  213. Anil says:

    atleast hamare sanskriti like upvas ka to mazak mat banaoo…………….

  214. Sunny says:

    pooja i love you mari jaan, tum mari feeling nahi samajti, main kaise samjaun janu, I love u

  215. hitesh says:

    hey pooja i love u???

  216. B.k. says:

    12 baje ka time tha kya

  217. manoj says:

    goooood yaaaaar

  218. Imran says:

    ek pathan rozsubha 9 bajy ek darakht ki shakh pe ja kar beth jata ha.logon ne poocha kia mamla ha to ek sahab boly bhai jab MBA kia klhud ko branch manager samajh raha ha.

  219. lalji shani says:

    good jokesh

  220. dimpal says:

    are raat ke 12 baje ke baad chodane ka tha na……..

  221. Rajni says:

    good jokes

  222. Anusha says:

    Hai friends

  223. kaminey says:

    ANUSHA DALLO welcm hru
    kya meri kamini banna chahogi
    kya tumra b upwas hai aj…
    e yar ADITI aj kal kaha hi
    mmm meri MILI kamini b ajkal nazr nai ati yar mai kitna akela ho gya hu….mmmhhhhmmmnn
    JMC

  224. //eeR says:

    Poonam 2m kya upwas mei 12 bje chudam chudai khelti ho jo usko rai d rai ho…..

    1. shahil..music my life says:

      abe saale poonam ke bara mat bol, bcoz she’s my bandi.

  225. DHIRAJ says:

    If u come in me…i m sure u will go to heaven..dont shy its ur house…once u ll enter in my house …u ll luv to come again n again…coz my warm welcom ll take u higher..u hoped so ever in ur thought..n i m sure b4 leaving u ll give me great gift always 4 my hospitality…i m ur servent n u r my servent 2..come soon earth is waiting 4 u …without joining us its impossible to reach in real heaven.

    1. kaminey says:

      to RAVI SAMIR ADMIN tum me se kon DHIRAJ k house me pelna chahega..
      are koi to jao yar wo bula ra hai..
      JMC

      1. admin says:

        Yaar tum log hi jao meri tabiyat thik nahi hai

  226. prakash says:

    samaj nahi rahe hai kisi dusre se karwa k thak gai hai

  227. //eeR says:

    Abe sahil teri bandi ko bhaut sare idea pata h…experincd h kya??

  228. minisha says:

    gud one

  229. Vaishali Sharma says:

    dhiraj ji mai apk gar ati ho ok kabi time or date send karna ok bye meet u in ur house

  230. //eeR says:

    Dheeraj k toh nikal padi re baap:D mei aya gadi mod k .lolz

  231. DHIRAJ says:

    Hey koi hai jo is sweet intel lovely nice full of beauty ko apne liye next birth k liye book karana chahta hai if no its ok …next birth mein i will decide to whom i have to book.

  232. DHIRAJ says:

    Hey koi hai jo is sweet intel lovely nice full of beauty ko apne liye next birth k liye book karana chahta hai if no its ok …next birth mein i will decide to whom i have to book…I m ur gayfren.

  233. dev says:

    all of u r lull.

  234. DHIRAJ says:

    Jawani ki kimat buddhe se pucho,haddi ki kimat kutte se pucho,roti ki kimat bhooke se poocho,pani ki kimat machlee se poocho,bete ki kimat maa se pucho,december ki kimat may se pucho,ladke ki kimat gay se poocho.

  235. DHIRAJ says:

    SEX is second name of food..everybody wants to taste every kind of body…but max. people only can enjoy home food..which later become stale n tasteless..so the want new fresh taste.

  236. DHIRAJ says:

    mujhe kya hak aap mein pyaar k alawa aur kuch dekhoon…mujhe kya hak aap mein acchai k alawa aur kucch dekhoon.

  237. DHIRAJ says:

    No body wants to marry without taste nd 8raction…if u can then we can..got it!..is there anybody who will do marry without taste n 8raction..i think no body…coz where there is a attraction there are followers.

  238. Mahadev says:

    Dum Dma dum

  239. himansu says:

    are yaar aisa kyo hota hai ki butyful ladko ko koi girl frend nahi milti. v.sharmaji ans do me vet kar raha hu only for msg on mob no. 08955956662

  240. DHIRAJ says:

    vaishali ji mujhe ladkia dekhti hain aur line marti hain but meri sister ki sahelia meri sist se mere bare mein pucchati hain but jo bhata hai so hota nahi n jo hota hai so bhata nahi..but vaishali ji apko ek shart pe ghar bulaunga ek cute boy saath mein lana.

  241. DHIRAJ says:

    Is site pe main hi aisa ladka hoo jise ladkia kafi impress hui-ek ne sex ka offer dia,ek ne ghar jane ka,ek ne gf banne ka,3 ne tarif ki,…but ye samjhti q nahi yanha aur bhi ladke hain unhe try karo…girls here i m ur jst frend n bro…so remember it.

    1. admin says:

      Abe Dhiraj tujhe kaisi contact kiya ye to bata teri email id ya phone number to publish nahi hua kabhi

    2. sameer says:

      are dhiraj apna no.ya e mail ID to de.

  242. somya says:

    hi will u join me

  243. somya says:

    i want 2 make u all my friend only becuse i have already boy friend

  244. somya says:

    me to dhiraj ji ke tarif karti hun ke bo kitne bold hain

  245. DHIRAJ says:

    @soumya, thanks ..bold is gold.

  246. somya says:

    vaise kal me joke ke bare mein bhol gai the joke is ok ok………….

  247. somya says:

    yes dhiraj ji apna phone no. Ya id dejey

  248. DHIRAJ says:

    @Soumya, i can understand ur feelings…but muje ap jaise ladkio ki respect karta hoon …i m vry sorry dear….but luv u…so plz aap kisi dusre ko dekh lijiye …again i m really sorry 4 breaking ur heart so my dear plz take care…again sorry my dear luv u..bye.;)…soumya i wish ur whole life be as happy diwali…so again sorry sorry sorry!

  249. DHIRAJ says:

    @soumya, i hve already given u a msg…but i m really sorry 4 brking ur heart…i cant do the things which u had asked 4…somya i understan ur feelings…sorry dear n luv v….but try some other boys…but take my pink rose …my red rose is 4 my special…so bye ..luv t c.

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