Aaj Mat Karo, Mera Upwas Hai.

Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To

Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..”

Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”

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Santa BV K Sath Sax Krne Laga To BV Boli Pls Aj Rhne Do, Mera Upwas Hai. Santa: Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kya Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayega

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  1. DHIRAJ says:

    nag dewta nagesh mujh par bhi apne nag ka daan karo .main apke naag k dunk se apni pyaas bujhana chahta hoon.baki jise dasna ho das dena.hey nagdevta ek bin dilade.

  2. DHIRAJ says:

    Ashish maine tera muh mein le liya bahut tastee hai.chatne se man nahi bharta hai.mera chusoge to chuste hi rah jaoge.jo maza sex main nahi wah maja chusne aur chuswane main hai.

  3. DHIRAJ says:

    ladko tum nasha ho ,tumhari ankhein bijlee girade,choo do bijlee daud jaye,shirt khol do sharir mein andhi chal jaye,pant khol do behosh ho jayen .dharti mein kanhi swarg hai wo tum ho.tumse hi ye sharir jawan hai.

  4. Harsh says:

    Yaha kya bhosdiyon ke khota khula hua hai…? Aur anamika, behan ki lodee, randi saali… Tere ko chut chudwane ke liye lund nahi mil rahe jo aise apne chut ki numaish karwa rahi hai… Koi na mile to kutte se hi chudwa le…

  5. Arya says:

    अनामिका चूत भेदक यन्ञ बहुत दर्द देता है

    क्या लोडा लोडा चिल्ला रही है।

  6. sunny says:

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  7. Imran says:

    ek pathan rozsubha 9 bajy ek darakht ki shakh pe ja kar beth jata ha.logon ne poocha kia mamla ha to ek sahab boly bhai jab MBA kia klhud ko branch manager samajh raha ha.

  8. kaminey says:

    ANUSHA DALLO welcm hru
    kya meri kamini banna chahogi
    kya tumra b upwas hai aj…
    e yar ADITI aj kal kaha hi
    mmm meri MILI kamini b ajkal nazr nai ati yar mai kitna akela ho gya hu….mmmhhhhmmmnn
    JMC

  9. DHIRAJ says:

    If u come in me…i m sure u will go to heaven..dont shy its ur house…once u ll enter in my house …u ll luv to come again n again…coz my warm welcom ll take u higher..u hoped so ever in ur thought..n i m sure b4 leaving u ll give me great gift always 4 my hospitality…i m ur servent n u r my servent 2..come soon earth is waiting 4 u …without joining us its impossible to reach in real heaven.

  10. DHIRAJ says:

    Hey koi hai jo is sweet intel lovely nice full of beauty ko apne liye next birth k liye book karana chahta hai if no its ok …next birth mein i will decide to whom i have to book.

  11. DHIRAJ says:

    Hey koi hai jo is sweet intel lovely nice full of beauty ko apne liye next birth k liye book karana chahta hai if no its ok …next birth mein i will decide to whom i have to book…I m ur gayfren.

  12. DHIRAJ says:

    Jawani ki kimat buddhe se pucho,haddi ki kimat kutte se pucho,roti ki kimat bhooke se poocho,pani ki kimat machlee se poocho,bete ki kimat maa se pucho,december ki kimat may se pucho,ladke ki kimat gay se poocho.

  13. DHIRAJ says:

    SEX is second name of food..everybody wants to taste every kind of body…but max. people only can enjoy home food..which later become stale n tasteless..so the want new fresh taste.

  14. DHIRAJ says:

    No body wants to marry without taste nd 8raction…if u can then we can..got it!..is there anybody who will do marry without taste n 8raction..i think no body…coz where there is a attraction there are followers.

  15. DHIRAJ says:

    vaishali ji mujhe ladkia dekhti hain aur line marti hain but meri sister ki sahelia meri sist se mere bare mein pucchati hain but jo bhata hai so hota nahi n jo hota hai so bhata nahi..but vaishali ji apko ek shart pe ghar bulaunga ek cute boy saath mein lana.

  16. DHIRAJ says:

    Is site pe main hi aisa ladka hoo jise ladkia kafi impress hui-ek ne sex ka offer dia,ek ne ghar jane ka,ek ne gf banne ka,3 ne tarif ki,…but ye samjhti q nahi yanha aur bhi ladke hain unhe try karo…girls here i m ur jst frend n bro…so remember it.

  17. DHIRAJ says:

    @Soumya, i can understand ur feelings…but muje ap jaise ladkio ki respect karta hoon …i m vry sorry dear….but luv u…so plz aap kisi dusre ko dekh lijiye …again i m really sorry 4 breaking ur heart so my dear plz take care…again sorry my dear luv u..bye.;)…soumya i wish ur whole life be as happy diwali…so again sorry sorry sorry!

  18. DHIRAJ says:

    @soumya, i hve already given u a msg…but i m really sorry 4 brking ur heart…i cant do the things which u had asked 4…somya i understan ur feelings…sorry dear n luv v….but try some other boys…but take my pink rose …my red rose is 4 my special…so bye ..luv t c.

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