Aaj Mat Karo, Mera Upwas Hai.

Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To

Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..”

Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”

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Upwas = Fast, Vrat

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Santa BV K Sath Sax Krne Laga To BV Boli Pls Aj Rhne Do, Mera Upwas Hai. Santa: Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kya Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayega

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