Aajkal Ke Shararti Bachhe

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Ek Bacha Kriyane Ki Dukan Pe Jata Hai Aur Dukandar Se Poochta Hai

Bachha: “Suji Hai?

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Shopkeeper: “Haan Hai

Bacha: “To Marwayi Kyu Thhi Bhonsdi Ke

Agle Din Ek Aur Bacha Aata Hai Aur Poochta Hai

Bacha: “Suji Hai?

Shopkeeper: “Nahi

Bacha: “To Dukan Kya Maa Chudwane Ke Liye Kholi Hai

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Bcha2dukndar: Suji Hai? Dkndr: Hai. Bch: To Mrwayi Kyu Thi. Nxt Day Bach: Suji Hai. Dknd: Nahi. Bch: Dukan Kya Ma Chudwane Ke Liye Kholi Hai

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45 Comments

  1. Rosy says:

    Ye bacha kaisa hoga? Wn i imagine, dabang ka chota wala chulbul hoga..hehe.. Very cute

    1. jatt fantasy says:

      rosy…. suji h kya ?

  2. ravi says:

    admin yeh joke taste change karne wala tha good

  3. kaminey says:

    ye bacha pakka is MUNNI BAI ka hi hoga baap shyad ravi ms ya fuktiman ho sakte hain..

    JMC

    gud admin

  4. ravi-2 says:

    aajkal ke naughty naughty bachhe. bechare dukan wale ki to bachho ne…..

  5. Ak says:

    bhai suna hai lekin firse padhkar acchya laga….

    Soubhagya frnd main to thik hu, tum batao kaise chalu duty tumhari, ab tumhe 10DA shuru ho gaya maze hai tumhare

    tumane bataaya nahi tumhari duty kaha pe hai or kaha rehate ho…..

  6. Akshay says:

    Admin yaar thankx use dhundne k liye.

  7. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    Pakistani's are absolutely right when they says that India is behind this match fixing controversy ,u see whenever anybodies girl or wife run away he will always cast doubt on his handsome neighbor.

  8. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARE DOST KE PASS JA,

    AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN,

    OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,

    OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHYE

    KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KAR DE.

    1. rahulgautam1199 says:

      tumhari gaand bahut mast hai. main tumhari bur marna chahta hun.

    2. Dev says:

      LE munni urf priya TERI CHUT ME MERE LUND KA RPLY

  9. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte,

    Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte,

    Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan,

    Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte…

    1. manish says:

      thats really a gud one but dont forget girls do the same thing ….. so both needs each other,,,,, enjoy that….

  10. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    us ne kaha or dabao,

    main dabaya,

    us ne kaha or dabao,

    main ne or dabaya,

    us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,

    main ne phir dabaya,

    us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,

    main ne phir dabaya . . . �

    dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

    1. dhakad chhora says:

      dhaat teri ki

  11. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    Duur gaon main aik basti thee

    jahan pe randian sasti thee

    unki gaand main itni masti thee

    jitna bhi chodo hansti thee

    magar aap kyu hanste ho?

    kya usi gaon main baste ho?…

    ahahahah lol

  12. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    Samunder kinare baithe hain …. Kabhi to lehar aayegi …

    Kismat badle na badle …. GAAND to dhul jayegi .

    1. deepak says:

      very nive though

    2. dhakad chhora says:

      munni kya mast fadu hai tu

  13. MS says:

    @MUNNI kyo apni nunni dikha rahi ho

    ye chutiya shayari likh likh k

  14. admin says:

    Priya tere comments main vo hi post kar raha hun jo site pe already published jokes ya shayari hai
    Baki ko main tadka / masala laga ke khud post karunga hehehe

    1. sunny says:

      admin judge munni poem chor h….logo ko cutiya bana rahi h ..admin usse 1night ki chudai ki saja do…

      1. admin says:

        Sunny ye to wohi baat hogayi ese hi ek banda kahta hai biwi ko saja do aaj raat do baar piche se teen baar aage se do baar muh mein fir do baar piche se chod
        Banda kahta hai ye saja uske liye hai ya mere liye hehehe

        1. sunny says:

          admin kya baat kahi dil kush ho gaya…..lekin kal munni se puch lenge ki saja me maja h kya.?

  15. Rosy says:

    @admin, huh smart banne ki koshish, aur munni wo v tere jokes churakar! Ganda bacha

    1. admin says:

      Rosi madam mera aim hai tum logo ko hasana chahe jokes kahi se bhi mile no matter chori ya khoon

      1. pk says:

        What a great joke

  16. MS says:

    lo bhai admin ek mera bhi suno
    "CHUTIYA HAI WO LOG JO CHOOT KO BADNAM KARTE HAI
    CHOOT HE TO WO DHARMSHALA HAI JAHA LUND VISHRAM KARTE HAI"

    PURANA TO NAHI HAI?????????????

  17. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    kaminey,admin,ms,show stpr,fuctimaan tumhareliya He came at night,
    explored my body,
    got on top of me,
    touched me, he bit,
    sucked, swalowd,
    when he was satisfyed,
    he left, i was hurt,
    .
    .
    .
    BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

    1. admin says:

      Madam kaminey ke aage mera naam mat likha kar padne wale ko lgta hai tne mujhe gali di hai

    2. bunty says:

      yeh kya tha saaf saaf batao ki tum chahti kya ho

  18. Vickyssss says:

    Yar purana hai

  19. Rosy says:

    @jatt, suji,my dogni, h. Chahiye kya?

  20. Rosy says:

    @admin, tumhe kon gali de skta h yaar? Aftr al u r da boss- yeah maintain dat. Thnks hasaane k liye. Bt khoon na kariyo yaara.. Warna hame jokes kon sunaega?

    1. admin says:

      Rosy madam machhro ka khoon karne pe saza nahi hoti

  21. Rosy says:

    @admin, its rosY. N sirjee madam mt kaho yaar, bachi hu

  22. Tarun says:

    dear admin you send orsam jokes yaar good yaar good.

  23. DHIRAJ says:

    DABBANG tune kya kiya tu na aata to munni na aati aur dabang bhi na ata … main dabang banana nahi chahta isliye na dekhi hai na dekhna chahta hoon.

  24. sunny says:

    admin aajkal com. me galiya band ho gai h kya?

  25. kaminey says:

    ab jab sab chalu hai to meri b ek arz hai..
    CHOOT CHAKALLAS BADA BHAYANKAR,
    KAH GAYE BABA BHOLE SHANKAR.
    par bhai hum ko to bhayankr bat hi achi lagti hai
    JMC

  26. avi says:

    hehe
    chulbul pandey

  27. Rosy says:

    @admin, fir v mat kro

  28. RDx says:

    kya haal re gandu log

  29. sona says:

    nice boy

  30. Jai says:

    are yar sahi hai suji hai to thik,varna suza denge kyu admin sala jiski bhi nahi suzi hogi uski bhi suza denge.

    ab arz kiya hai………………………

    Bhejne Wale Ne Tujhe Bheja To Aisa Bheja Ke Bheje Me Bheja Hi Nahi Bheja, Ye Mujhe Kisi Or Ne Bheja Isliye Maine Tujhe Bheja, Thik Bheja Na Bhai Logon.

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