Aajkal Ki Ladkiya, Tauba Re Tauba

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Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli

Ladki: “Maa Maa, Mera Rape Ho Gaya Hai

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Maa: “Ek Kaam Kar, Thodi Si Lal Mirchi Khaa Le

Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya Usko Khane Se Mein Pregnant Nahi Houngi?

Maa: “Nahi, Par Tere Chehre Se Chudayi Ki Khushi Thodi Kam Ho Jayegi

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Ladki: Ma, Mera Rape Ho Gaya Hai Ma: Thodi Mirchi Kha Le Ladki: Kya Khane Se Pregnant Nhi Houngi? Ma: Nahi, Par Chehre Se Chudayi Ki Khushi Kam Ho Jaegi

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48 Comments

  1. Om says:

    Nice

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    @MAA ko pata tha ki chudai me khusi hoti hai tabhi usne aisa kaha…maa b bachpan me ye gul khila chuki hogi aur use apni beti ki khusi bardast nhi ho rhi…..

    @RAHUL bro…m fine thanx…tu suna kesa hai

    @RASHI ji ab aap hi batao kya us ladki ko wakai khusi ho rhi hogi…

    1. Rashii says:

      Hi kapil ji kafi dino baad dekh rahi hu apko n mujhe kaise pta hoga us ladki k baare me, usko khushi ho rahi hogi ya nhi ye to apko he pta hoga hehehehe

      1. Vikrant don says:

        Kaya apko yeh kushi kabhi nahi mili rashii ji

  3. Anil4209211 says:

    Very Very Nice Joke..

    Aajkal Ki Ladkiya to Har Cheez me Khushi Dhund lati hai…

    Example of +ive Attitude

  4. Anil4209211 says:

    Ladki ki Maa ko chahiye ki Thodi se Laa Mirch ladki ki Choot per bhi Laga dani thi, Taki Rape Karne waale ki Khushi bhi thodi kam Ho jati!!

  5. Wanted says:

    hahahaha.. admin bro.. itne achche-2 jokes k liye thanks yaar.
    @hi rahul, kaise ho

    @rashi ji,

    aa v ja sanam, u n kr sitam
    hehehe, song hai, mujhe pta hai.

    1. Rashii says:

      Hello wanted ji kaise ho ap, thnx mujhe yaad kerne k liye, her taraf Wanted ji ka jalwa jalwa jalwa hehehehe

  6. Rukhsana says:

    Aajkal ki ladkiyan kamaal karti hain

    Rakhti hain kisi aur ko dil me, Kisi pe marti hain…

    1. Anil4209211 says:

      @ Rukhsana

      Ab Aap se Behtar kun Jan sakta hai..

      "Jab ladkiyan 2 Naw me sawar karti hai.."

      Kya Aap bhi ladko is terah ka Atyachar karti hai???

  7. Sameer says:

    @ANIL420 nice comment yar lagta hai ladki ka rape krne wale tum he the,?

    1. Anil4209211 says:

      @ Sameer

      Main Kisi ladki Ka Rape karnr me Viswas nahi kerta!!!

      Mera Comment Un Ghinone Logo ke Liye hai, Jine Rape karkar Maza Aata hai Aur Apni Is Ghinoni harkat Par Khush bhi hote hai!!!

  8. Rashii says:

    Hi admin ji n frnds, sbse pehle is site ka name kya hain, n mujhe new look acha lga but mujhe pehle wale look ki jyda yaad aa rahi hain n joke is nice

  9. Rashii says:

    Hey frnds kaha ho ap sab, Raj Bindaas , ratan ji, anshul ji, shallu ji,Mausam ji, rajesh ji, arush ji, rahul ji n frnds kaise ho ap sb?

    Panchi ji, divya ji, sheela ji, simmi ji,anjali ji, n meri behno apko kaisa lga site ka new look?

    1. Sheela. says:

      Rashi ji mai apse shmt hu phle wala look mujhe b yad ata h.

      1. Rahul(chdml) says:

        @sheela itne gussa ku ho mujse,ki mera bare me pucha hi nai,yar man jao na pls dear,rely lve u janu.

  10. Rahul(chdml) says:

    hahaha good joke

    wese ladhkia bhut chalak hoti hai khushi2 chudwati hai or jb prgnent hone ka khatra hota hai tho kehati hai rape ho gaya mera.

    @kapil bhai me b sai hu,bs ye ladhkia a jaye tho ekdam sai ho jau ga hehe.

    @wanted bhai namaskar me thk hu,or btao kesi kat rai hai

  11. kapil the cute boy says:

    par yaar ADMIN agar ladkiyo ko rape me maja aata hai to wo report kyu karti hain

  12. kapil the cute boy says:

    shruti dear kaha ho yaar………………..i miss u

  13. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @rukshana tu apne bre me bta rai hai kya hehehe.

    @rashi baby tu atho gai,per apni behno ko kha chodh aai unko b le ao dear.

  14. Lofar says:

    @Admin Panchhi Rana Ravan Wanted Rahul chodumal(BLW) Anjali Kapil Dhiraj Jay Atankwadi Ratan Raj bnds Sheela Rosy Mausam Anil Dabang Sallu Manish Dev Anuj Shruti Rukhsana Sia kumar Pankaj Rajesh Vicks Joho Simmi Ricks nd al my nonveg frnd tandoori chicken dosto kaise ho kya haal hai.
    @Panchhi meri janeman janebahar kaisi ho dear kya ho raha hai nd i liked k tumne mujhe Ashu kaha.
    @Ravan bete kaise ho viman ki servicing karwa rahe ho kya
    @Rahul Chodumal(BLW) Bhai kaise ho aur yar tumhara bilupt kuch uga k nahi aur yar meri bibi to mere pass maje kar rahi hai aur teri bibi ko b ful satisfy kr raha hu ravan k pas teri bb bhej di hai hahahaha dont mind ohh sorry bhai tera to mind b tere bilupt k tarah bilupt ho gaya hai hahaha
    @Atankwadi teri mi$$iles bn gayi ho bata BLW aur Ravan Ki g@nd pe parikkshan krte hai hahahaha
    @Sheela ab to khoob jawan ho gayi hogi lofar b gabroo jawan hai kab milogi
    @Shruti board exam ki prep karo ladki
    @Admin bhai u did a grt job man!!!aur maine kai sare jokes send kiye hai theek lage to janta ko mirch masale k sath paros digiyega
    @Goodnight evrybody

  15. Punit mumbai says:

    Not good

  16. Punit mumbai says:

    Hi rosy

  17. Matrix says:

    Hi friends I am back!!!

  18. divya says:

    Hi friends mai aa gai

    1. hunny says:

      hum bhe aa gaye divya ji

    2. vickyharyanvi says:

      Badi der se dar pe aankhe lagi thi huzoor aate aate bahut der kar di. Divya dear I realy miss you so much.

  19. arush says:

    hiii…@sameer u really done a hard work yaar…&make a marvellous site…..thankxxx

  20. arush says:

    hiii…@all fndsss…@rahiiji,shallu,anshul,dev,shruti,panchhi,divi,ratan,jay kaise ho sab?????????

    @rashiiji….m fine…

  21. Ricks says:

    nice joke

  22. Ricks says:

    hey niki how r u

    love u baby

  23. Panchhi says:

    Hey frnds me v aa gai dekho aur site bahot achhi lag rhi hai speed v achhi aa gai hai…. @hey kapil darling tume kaise bhul skti hu jaan,kaise ho? @lofar jaan muje v tume ashu bulana bahot achha laga dear… @rashi kb se hai tmhri exame? @hi sheela n preet kaisi ho? @hey rahul jaan kaise ho dear? @hello dr. Kumar me yhi hu yar par dal pe ni bethti ,ap btao kaise ho?

  24. Panchhi says:

    Yaar sb aa gaye par mera sweetu kaha hai?!!raavan jaanu kaha ho tum? missing u so much yaar jaldi se aa jao …..or baby ladka hai ya ladki ye to btao or kya name rkha uska??

  25. raavan says:

    hy admin ,kapil ,lofar ,rahul ,rana maosam ,dhiraj ,anil, arush, aatankwadi,sameer,honey ,matrix ,punit ,wanted ,daband, rashi, sheela darling ,rukhsana begam ,divya and my dear panchhijaannnnnnnnnnnnn good night all frnds

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    oye panchhi jaan khan hai tu jra aakr ek baar dekh to lo tumhara ravan tujhe bula rha hai i miss you jaan panchhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jaannnnnnnnnnn panchhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn panchhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn aa bhi jao na

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    lofar bete kaisa hai re tu mai yaar kolkata gya huaa tha isiliye cmt. nahi de paya mai yaar jaldi aa jata agar mai apne viman se jata lekin tune use bhi khrab kar diya

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  26. Sheela. says:

    Hi rahul love u bt jb tum kisi or ko love u khte ho to mujhe achha ni lgta h dear.

    1. Rahul(chdml) says:

      @sheela janeman meri bat tho suno yar,kisi or se khne me kya hota hai jan,mera pyar thodhi na kam ho jaye ga tmhare liye,pls samjho janu i love u,ok thk hai lekin muje b ye pasand nai ki koi tmhare upar nv cmnt kare yar tm uska opose b tho karsakti hona jan.pls try yar.lve u

  27. shashank says:

    girls kuch seekho is joke se, bilkul sateek hai

    1. Ricks says:

      good yaar

  28. raavan says:

    hy rahul bhai kaise ho bhai,yaar ye sheela itna jwan item tere pyar me kaise pad gya

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    oye panchhi jaan kya baat hai yaar apna to bahoot yarana lagta hai maine bulaya or aap aa gyi shayad meri aavaj tumhare dil ko sunai de gyi or baby ladki hai or uska naam sweety rakha hai

  29. raavan says:

    oye sheela jaan ye kya yaar jab mai chachu banta hu to tum chachi ban gyi lekin pyar rahul se karti ho ye baat thik nahi hai

    1. Sheela. says:

      Kya kru rawan ji apka nam hi kuch esa h kii…… u know…

      1. RAJAT says:

        How r y0u janeman?

      2. gaurav says:

        hi sheela how r u??

        wanna be a frnds…pls give me ur id..

      3. love says:

        sheelaji mera naam to sexy hai ab to apni jawani dikha do

  30. Dhiraj says:

    Love u all.

  31. Anindya says:

    bamboo khane k baad mirchi.

    1. robin says:

      kya kare kuch ladkio ko pehli bar sex karn ke baad khushi hi itni milti hai

  32. Balaatkari baba says:

    Garam rod khakr mirchi? Ghor anarth.

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