Aajkal Ki Ladkiya, Tauba Re Tauba

Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli

Ladki: “Maa Maa, Mera Rape Ho Gaya Hai

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Maa: “Ek Kaam Kar, Thodi Si Lal Mirchi Khaa Le

Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya Usko Khane Se Mein Pregnant Nahi Houngi?

Maa: “Nahi, Par Tere Chehre Se Chudayi Ki Khushi Thodi Kam Ho Jayegi

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The Joke "Aajkal Ki Ladkiya, Tauba Re Tauba" posted on 10 Feb 2011 under Hindi Jokes, SMS, One Liner Jokes and viewed 64,921 times.

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Ladki: Ma, Mera Rape Ho Gaya Hai Ma: Thodi Mirchi Kha Le Ladki: Kya Khane Se Pregnant Nhi Houngi? Ma: Nahi, Par Chehre Se Chudayi Ki Khushi Kam Ho Jaegi

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      1. devendr says:

        kash mera hota hehehehe
        lakin mera hota to mujhe pata hota kyuki Lund to mai hi dalunga na hehehehe

        per mere hisab se vo shayad baba ji ka ho sakta h hehehe
        kyo ki santa ki wife kai bar jokes mai putra prapti k liye baba sexydas ji ki sharan mai ja chuki h hehehehe

  1. devendr says:

    dosto kya koi mujhe bata sakta h ki GAY ka sex structure kaisa hota h

    maine google pe khoob search kiya lakin pata hi nahi chala

    isliye yadi kisi ko pata ho to bata dena

      1. Dr.Sex (devendr ☺☻û) says:

        pehle HIV ka test karvao
        yadi negative aaye to sex karo

        or tu hi bata
        yadi negative aaye to bhi kya condom lagayenge hehehehehehe

        mujhe to nahi lagana
        tu lagaye to laga lena ☺☺☺

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