Aajkal Ki Ladkiya, Tauba Re Tauba

Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli

Ladki: “Maa Maa, Mera Rape Ho Gaya Hai

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Maa: “Ek Kaam Kar, Thodi Si Lal Mirchi Khaa Le

Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya Usko Khane Se Mein Pregnant Nahi Houngi?

Maa: “Nahi, Par Tere Chehre Se Chudayi Ki Khushi Thodi Kam Ho Jayegi

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Ladki: Ma, Mera Rape Ho Gaya Hai Ma: Thodi Mirchi Kha Le Ladki: Kya Khane Se Pregnant Nhi Houngi? Ma: Nahi, Par Chehre Se Chudayi Ki Khushi Kam Ho Jaegi

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  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    @MAA ko pata tha ki chudai me khusi hoti hai tabhi usne aisa kaha…maa b bachpan me ye gul khila chuki hogi aur use apni beti ki khusi bardast nhi ho rhi…..

    @RAHUL bro…m fine thanx…tu suna kesa hai

    @RASHI ji ab aap hi batao kya us ladki ko wakai khusi ho rhi hogi…

    1. Anil4209211 says:

      @ Sameer

      Main Kisi ladki Ka Rape karnr me Viswas nahi kerta!!!

      Mera Comment Un Ghinone Logo ke Liye hai, Jine Rape karkar Maza Aata hai Aur Apni Is Ghinoni harkat Par Khush bhi hote hai!!!

  2. Rashii says:

    Hey frnds kaha ho ap sab, Raj Bindaas , ratan ji, anshul ji, shallu ji,Mausam ji, rajesh ji, arush ji, rahul ji n frnds kaise ho ap sb?

    Panchi ji, divya ji, sheela ji, simmi ji,anjali ji, n meri behno apko kaisa lga site ka new look?

  3. Rahul(chdml) says:

    hahaha good joke

    wese ladhkia bhut chalak hoti hai khushi2 chudwati hai or jb prgnent hone ka khatra hota hai tho kehati hai rape ho gaya mera.

    @kapil bhai me b sai hu,bs ye ladhkia a jaye tho ekdam sai ho jau ga hehe.

    @wanted bhai namaskar me thk hu,or btao kesi kat rai hai

  4. Lofar says:

    @Admin Panchhi Rana Ravan Wanted Rahul chodumal(BLW) Anjali Kapil Dhiraj Jay Atankwadi Ratan Raj bnds Sheela Rosy Mausam Anil Dabang Sallu Manish Dev Anuj Shruti Rukhsana Sia kumar Pankaj Rajesh Vicks Joho Simmi Ricks nd al my nonveg frnd tandoori chicken dosto kaise ho kya haal hai.
    @Panchhi meri janeman janebahar kaisi ho dear kya ho raha hai nd i liked k tumne mujhe Ashu kaha.
    @Ravan bete kaise ho viman ki servicing karwa rahe ho kya
    @Rahul Chodumal(BLW) Bhai kaise ho aur yar tumhara bilupt kuch uga k nahi aur yar meri bibi to mere pass maje kar rahi hai aur teri bibi ko b ful satisfy kr raha hu ravan k pas teri bb bhej di hai hahahaha dont mind ohh sorry bhai tera to mind b tere bilupt k tarah bilupt ho gaya hai hahaha
    @Atankwadi teri mi$$iles bn gayi ho bata BLW aur Ravan Ki g@nd pe parikkshan krte hai hahahaha
    @Sheela ab to khoob jawan ho gayi hogi lofar b gabroo jawan hai kab milogi
    @Shruti board exam ki prep karo ladki
    @Admin bhai u did a grt job man!!!aur maine kai sare jokes send kiye hai theek lage to janta ko mirch masale k sath paros digiyega
    @Goodnight evrybody

  5. Panchhi says:

    Hey frnds me v aa gai dekho aur site bahot achhi lag rhi hai speed v achhi aa gai hai…. @hey kapil darling tume kaise bhul skti hu jaan,kaise ho? @lofar jaan muje v tume ashu bulana bahot achha laga dear… @rashi kb se hai tmhri exame? @hi sheela n preet kaisi ho? @hey rahul jaan kaise ho dear? @hello dr. Kumar me yhi hu yar par dal pe ni bethti ,ap btao kaise ho?

  6. Panchhi says:

    Yaar sb aa gaye par mera sweetu kaha hai?!!raavan jaanu kaha ho tum? missing u so much yaar jaldi se aa jao …..or baby ladka hai ya ladki ye to btao or kya name rkha uska??

  7. raavan says:

    hy admin ,kapil ,lofar ,rahul ,rana maosam ,dhiraj ,anil, arush, aatankwadi,sameer,honey ,matrix ,punit ,wanted ,daband, rashi, sheela darling ,rukhsana begam ,divya and my dear panchhijaannnnnnnnnnnnn good night all frnds

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    oye panchhi jaan khan hai tu jra aakr ek baar dekh to lo tumhara ravan tujhe bula rha hai i miss you jaan panchhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jaannnnnnnnnnn panchhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn panchhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn aa bhi jao na

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    lofar bete kaisa hai re tu mai yaar kolkata gya huaa tha isiliye cmt. nahi de paya mai yaar jaldi aa jata agar mai apne viman se jata lekin tune use bhi khrab kar diya

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    1. Rahul(chdml) says:

      @sheela janeman meri bat tho suno yar,kisi or se khne me kya hota hai jan,mera pyar thodhi na kam ho jaye ga tmhare liye,pls samjho janu i love u,ok thk hai lekin muje b ye pasand nai ki koi tmhare upar nv cmnt kare yar tm uska opose b tho karsakti hona jan.pls try yar.lve u

  8. raavan says:

    hy rahul bhai kaise ho bhai,yaar ye sheela itna jwan item tere pyar me kaise pad gya

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    oye panchhi jaan kya baat hai yaar apna to bahoot yarana lagta hai maine bulaya or aap aa gyi shayad meri aavaj tumhare dil ko sunai de gyi or baby ladki hai or uska naam sweety rakha hai

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