Aakhir Kuch To Bhalayi Ka Kaam Kiya Isne Bhi

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Aankhein Daan Karna Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Daan Hai, Par Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Daan Ki Hui Aankhe Lagvane Mein Bhi Ek Bahut Badi Problem Hai? Par Kya..?
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Ek Call Girl Ne Socha Ke Usne Apni Life Mein Koi Achha Kaam Nahi Kiya,

To Usne Apni Aankhon Ko Donate Karne Ki Sochi.

Apni Eyes Donate Karne Gayi, Counter Clerk Ne Usse Puchha: “Kuch Kehna Chahti Ho?

Call Girl Boli: “Haan, Jise Bhi Ye Ankhein Lagaao Use Bata Dena Khulti Lund Dekhne Ke Baad Hi Hai

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Call Grl Apni Eyes Donate Krne Gyi. Counter Clrk- Kuch Kahna Chahti Ho? Call Girl- Jise B Ye Ankhe Lagao Use Bta Dena Khulti Lund Dekhne K Bad Hi Hai.

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36 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Thik thak joke

  2. lalitmangla says:

    Hello doston del priya nitesh nilesh ravi zidan sujeet & other friends kya ho raha hai

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Sab Theek Hai Bro… Sab Apna Apna Khada Karke Tel Laga Rahe Hai… Vlntn dy ki taiyari me…. Hahahahahahahaha

  3. Sujeet says:

    Wait…. Kar raha hu……lalit bro….

  4. ρяιуα says:

    :)

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Nice Face

  5. deleted says:

    faltu joke h ……dosto aaj gazal sunne ka mood h…..mein chla gazal sunne

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Hosh waalo ko khabar kya bekhudi kya cheez hai… Ishq keeje phir samjhiye aashiqi kya cheez hai…. Lo suna diya maine Gazal Del Bro….

  6. ρяιуα says:

    del ji ..hehehe me ladki hi hoon admin knows me very well :) :)
    & ye dono gadhe hai aaj kal baba ji pankhi nhi aati to TP kar rhe hai :P :P

    raviiii ji ..huhhh copy paste kiya tabhi to bola..huhh huhhh

    bhoot zidan tereko koi acha song nhi mila tha …

    nilesh bhaiya tu jayada hawa me udd mat .. :p

    lalit mangla ji … good night

    1. Nilesh -{{ N¡£€$H }} says:

      … To kya paani me udu?

    2. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Oh Ho Lagta hai priya ji jyada gusse me hai… Isliye Huh huhh kar rahi hain…. Aur vaise site pe kaun copy paste nahi karta… Tum bhi karti ho…. u copy Cat

  7. sameer's fan says:

    Oye hoye kya joke tha!
    Well hi everybody.

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Hi Dear… Hw r u…?

    2. ZidaN says:

      Ramkali disco chali,

      Oop’s

      Sorry

      Hi, Kavyani ji kaisi hai aap. kiya kerti ho, kuch to batao.

  8. Sujeet says:

    Aap itni jaldi good night mat bolo.,…

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Kya sujeet Bhai Sab Chaka Chak… Jhaka Jhak… Taka Tak.. Dhaka Dhak…

  9. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Good Night Frnds….

  10. ZidaN says:

    Priya O Priya suno Priya mere naino me raho priya, sapne jo dekhe hai maine tum bhi to dekho oo priya.

    ye thik hai na Priya g,

    vaise ye song Ravi aapke liye gaaye to mujhe bahut khushi hogi…..

    sahi hai na Vamp queen Priya.

  11. ZidaN says:

    Ravi bhai main to gaana likha tha, aap itna gussa ker diye gaaliyan bhi de diye ga**u bhi bol diye hota bhai ladki ki chakar me taq to taj lut gaye hum to ek mu bole dost hai.

    Ravi bhai aap galyan mat do gaaliyan de de ke aapki zaban puri bul*e me mil gayi. main bhi gali nahi deta kisi ku.

  12. ZidaN says:

    Del bhai aapko Gud Morning subha ka pehla salam aapko.

    bhai sahab main aur Priya ke piche hahahaaaa, mere itne bure din nahi aaye jo ek bhootni ke piche padu,

    Priya g Non veg Jokes ki bhatakti aatma hai eeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa

  13. deleted says:

    good morning to all

    thanx zidan

    Ravi aaj sher nahi likhe….

    Lalit ji aap bhi dukan khol lo….

    Priya ji I know u r girl….but kai baat shaq hota h …..admin told me.

    zidan agar bhootni. Gud looking ho to koi haraz nahi pichee padne. me

    Nitesh ab to tum site par aate hi nahi…..

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Main dukaan per hi hoon

  14. Sujeet says:

    Hello frnds good morning….. How are u all….?

  15. lalitmangla says:

    Good morning friends

  16. manish kmr says:

    HINDUSTANI SE PANGAA…???
    Na Munna Na….

    America k ek sheher New york me ek din ek Indian Tourist ek Hotel me baith kar Breakfast kar raha tha..(Coffee, Brown Bread, Jam etc.)

    Tabhi waha ek American bade he Style se Chewing Gum Chabata hua aaya aur Indian k saamne yeh sochkar baitha k chalo aaj iss Indian ki bezzati karta hu..

    American – Kya tum Indian log brown bread khate ho??

    Indian – Haan khaate hai..

    American: (Chewing gum ka Gubbara fulate hue) Hum to jee sirf white bread khate hai.. bahar wala brown piece kaat k alag karte hai.. usko recycle karte hai aur Brown Bread bana kar India bhej dete hai jo tum khate ho..

    Indian chupchaap raha..

    American: kya tum log fruit jam khate ho??

    Indian: Haan jee zarur khate hai..

    American: (Chewing Gum ko Danto ke beech me chabata hua) Hum American sirf fruit khate hai.. chilke aur beez ko side karte hai.. usko recycle karke jam bana kar India bhej dete hai jo tum khate ho..

    Ab Indian se raha na gaya

    Indian: Tum log America me sex karte ho?

    American: Ofcourse karte hai..

    Indian: phir used condoms ka kya karte ho?

    American : phek dete hai aur kya ..

    Indian : Hum Indian nahi phekte… usko collect karte hai.. phir usko recycle karke Chewing Gum banakar America bhej dete hai jo tum abhi kha raha hoo…

    ha ha ha ha…. American Khallaaaaaassss ss..
    Aur le Indians se Pangaaa…

  17. Bhootni* says:

    happy valentine day in advance mein sabko :) bye tc!!

    mujhe abhi bhi ek sacche bhoot ki talaash hai…lekin kya bhoot sach mein sacche hote hain ????????????????

  18. Bhootni Returns* says:

    :)
    missing some friends.. really?? if they really loves me then really :) if not..to koi baat nhi..koi to mujhe iss waqt shyad miss kr raha hoga..jaise ki mera tooth brush :) bye :lol:

  19. manish kmr says:

    1 kisan luti hui izzat k halat me gaon me aya

    Sab ne pucha-kya hua?

    kisan: me anaj bech raha tha
    “GEHOON LE LO”
    Kamino ne smjha
    “GAY-HU-LE-LO”:D

  20. manish kmr says:

    A Man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman).

    The Judge said ” Can you give me one good reason why you did it ? ”

    Man – I can give 3:
    1) It is none of your business.
    2) She was my wife.
    3) I didn’t know she was DEAD. She always behaved like THIS .. When Having Sex.

  21. pawan kumar prajapat(bhilwara) says:

    Happy valentine day in advance..

  22. manish kmr says:

    Teacher : A. B. C sunao

    Pappu :A . B . C

    Teacher: Aur sunao

    Pappu : bas sub theek thaak hai.
    Aap sunao…???

  23. manish kmr says:

    Height Of Extra Kameena Baccha:p
    ..
    Baap- 15 Saal k Bete ka School bag Check kar Raha tha.
    .
    .
    1 Condom Mila.
    .
    .
    Baap- Sharm Nahi Aati Is UMAR Me bag Me ye Rakhta hai?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Beta- To kya is Umar Me Baap Ban Jau. =D

  24. manish kmr says:

    Railway Station Warning Board:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Rail Ki Patri Par Baith Kar Potty Na Karein.

    Aap Roz Haath Se Picchwada
    Dhote Hain,
    Kisi Din Picchwade Se Haath
    Dho Baithenge”
    .
    Hahahah

  25. manish kmr says:

    GHOR KALYUG….

    Boy:
    Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

    Girl:
    Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

    Boy:
    Bilkul nahi!

    Girl:
    To phir rehne do =)) =))

  26. mystery keeper says:

    Mast joke hai re bhai log
    Lage raho
    Good Night
    Sleep tight
    Have a nice dream of KunKuna singh
    Bye n tc

  27. manish kmr says:

    Ek aadmi sadak s nikla to ek kutta-Kutiya Se
    sex ki koshish kar rahe tha.

    Lekin kutta chota tha jis ki waja s sahi Jagah
    tak pahunch nahi raha tha.

    Aadmi ne uski help ki or kutte ko kutiya par
    chadhaya.

    Dusre din aadmi wahain se guzra to kutta
    uske piche jane laga.

    Jahan jaye, kutta uske piche-piche Jaye.

    To Logo n pucha y aapke piche kyun ghum
    raha hai to aadmi ne kaha maine iss harami
    ke saath bhalai ki & ye kamina mujhe Dalal

    samajh raha hai.. :D
    hahaha :P =xD

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