Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho

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Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Din Sex Karte Time Patni Pati Se Pyar Se Boli

Patni: “Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho

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Pati Garv Se: “Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?

Patni: “Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka Network Fail Ho Jata Hai

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Sex Krte Time Ptni Boli- Ap Bilkul Mobile Jese Ho, Pati Grv Se- Tumhe Meri Ye Vibration Achi Lgti H, Ptni- Nhi, Basement Me Jate Hi Apka Network Fail Ho Jata H

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18 Comments

  1. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    :-P :-P :-P

  2. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    English to hindi dictionary for guys:
    xcuse me = sun chutiye;
    stupid = abe gandu;
    get out = Nikal bhosdi ke;
    I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;
    I am scared = gaand phati hui hai yaar;
    Would u like to have this = lega laudu;
    Not possible!!! = chal bhosdi ke;
    He is a very bad person = Bada madarchod hai;
    Get lost = maa chuda;
    Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;
    Yeh right !! = muh mei le le;
    No = ghanta;
    blonde == randi hai
    Too small = jhaant barabar;
    Too big = gaand faadu;
    Difficulty = gaand faat gayi;
    We rock = maa chod di;
    And finally the best one:
    Dost = LAUDE….X_X X_X X

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      hehehe …… aur @nitesh bro kya haal hai????

  3. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy and Penthouse?
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    It improves hand to eye coordination.

  4. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    I got chatting to a girl in a club, “Can I buy you a drink?” I asked.
    “Have you not got a girlfriend?” she replied,”Guys like you always have girlfriends.”
    “No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,” I assured her.
    “Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, “Go on then, I’ll have a white wine please.”
    A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love. While I was putting my clothes back on she said, “So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?”
    I said, “My wife found out.”

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      cool joke bro…..

    2. deleted says:

      great joke

  5. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was enjoying a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, Inoticed one of the cows had something white on its ass. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball — stuck right in the middle of the cow’s ass. That’s when I made my mistake.”
    “What did you do?” asks the doctor.
    “Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!’

    1. deleted says:

      good joke nitesh

  6. Lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha good joke

  7. Priya says:

    :ho :ho heheheheh :P :P :P :P :P

    1. Rohit says:

      hi how r u priya?

  8. Piyush Maurya says:

    very gud joke..

  9. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    Lage raho

  10. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Itna aasan nahi hai shehr-e-mohbat kaa pata Mohsin…..
    khud bhatakte phirte hai yahan raah batane waale..!!

  11. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    @deleted jee main bas thoda bahot busy tha bas apne naye project me.! abb wo complete ho gaya..!
    Aap sunao aap kaise ho..?
    Nd evry1 hw r u all..?

  12. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Meri zindagi mere saath chal…
    Tu thaam ke mera haath chal…
    Mere haath me Tu haath de…
    Tu Umer bhar mera saath de…
    Tujhe dekhna meri arzoo…
    Tujhe sochna meri justjoo…
    Mujhe din de apne khayal ka…
    Mujhe apne qurb ki raat de…
    Mere haath me Tu haath de…
    Tu umar bhar mera saath de..!

  13. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Jitna Suljhaoge Ye Aur Ulajh Jaayegi…
    Zindagi Zulf Nahi Hai Jo Sanwer Jayegi..!

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