Aap Ke Husband Kya Karte Hai

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Tawaif Ne Apne Dalaal Ke Saath Shaadi Karli,

Kisi Ne Puchha: “Aap Ke Husband Kya Karte Hai?

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Tawaif: “Wo Meri Hole Sale Company Ke Salesman Hai

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Tawaif Ne Apne Dalal K Sath Shadi Krli, Kisi Ne Pucha Ap K Husband Kya Krte He? Tawaif- Wo Meri Hole Sale Company Ke Salesman Hai.

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25 Comments

  1. ρяιуα says:

    hmmm (Y)

  2. lalitmangla says:

    Thik hai

  3. sameer's fan says:

    Aur consumers xept all gals joke parh k has rahe hai!

  4. sexy king says:

    hole sale co ka add koi batayega mujhe bhi kuch kharidna hai.

  5. deleted says:

    ravi kya aaj bhi tumhari nite shift h…..???

    nitesh best of luck for exams…..

    sameers fan……humee tumhare baare mein kuch nahi pta karna h……

    admin kaminee kahan h…..sirf gals k cmts ka reply karta h…..

    priya ji gud afternoon….

    1. Admin says:

      sale idhar girls hai hi kitni ;) jo reply karunga…

      1. Deleted says:

        ek priya hi h

        sameer’s fan to koi lodu hi lagta h mujhe….

        tera naam Shabir h to wo tujhe sameer kyon bolti h …???

      2. sameer's fan says:

        @Mr.deleted Please mind ur language mai larki hu mano n a mano tumhari problem hai mujhe koi farq nai parta! Par maan nai sakte to kisi k baare me buraa mat bolo…
        Sab jhoothe nai baithe hai aur agar aise hi baat karni hai to mai aj ke baad koi comment nai karungi. n Mai use sameer bolti hu qki uske har joke ya massege k baad baba sexydas urf sameer likha hai…
        M really sorry k mai yahaa aayi tumlog se kuchh xpect h nai kar skta koi gaaliyon k alaawa
        so gud bye stay happy..
        N tumhaare na maan lene se ye sachh nai badalta ki mai larki hu…

        1. Admin says:

          arey ismein bhadkane ki jarurat kya hai, tum ko kisi ne gali nahi di, vo hum sab bhai bandu ek dusre se ese hi baat karte hai…

          So tension mat lo and be happy, and mere se setting kar lo hehe fir koi kuch nahi bolega :p

    2. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Haan Bro 1 Week tk meri Night Shift hai…

      1. Deleted says:

        @ravi konsi company mein kaam karta h bhai ?

  6. lalitmangla says:

    Abe joke kahan hai

  7. Nitesh says:

    Thanxx deleted Ji..! And Ravi Bhai Xam Baad Aapka Ye Bhai Aapke Saath Hi HoJayega..!

  8. Nitesh says:

    10 best moments in life:

    – To finish your last exam.

    – To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep “5 min”.

    – To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.

    – To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.

    – To touch the fingers of newly born child.

    – Walking alone on a silent road at night and thinking of some good old days memories.

    – Riding the cycle/bike on a highway while its raining.

    – Sitting alone but you are still smiling cause you know someone is watching you.

    -The calm You feel inside when you Are near to Almighty God

    – And the last one is “right now” while reading this message there was constant smile on your face!! :) ♥

  9. Nitesh says:

    Jaane kaise log kuch yaadon ke
    sahaare puri
    zindagi beeta dete hai.?
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    Hum to raat ko ek TOPIC padhte
    hai wo bhi subah tk bhul jaate hai..! :-X

    1. Deleted says:

      sahi h bhai

  10. Nitesh says:

    Engineering College Student:

    Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti
    Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti
    Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost
    Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Bat Nahi Hoti! :-P

    1. Deleted says:

      truth

  11. Nitesh says:

    “I saw my ex kissing her new boyfriend the other day.

    I yelled out ‘Hey my Dick was in that first!'”

  12. Nitesh says:

    Not Vulgarity but Knowledge-
    In Ancient England, people could
    not have Sex without kings
    permission,
    so to have a Baby they were
    supposed to get king’s consent.
    They were then given a Card to hang
    on their door while having sex,
    which read as-
    FØRÑICÅTIØÑ UÑDÉR the CØÑ$ÉÑT
    øf KIÑG (F.U.C.K).
    So the word “FUCK” came into
    existence….!!

    Spread this Fuckin knowledge !

    1. Deleted says:

      really mein

  13. Nitesh says:

    Poor choice of words :

    Bhenchod, woh teri behen jaisi hai.!!

  14. Nitesh says:

    Poem for boys:

    Wo Goti bhi kya goti he,khade ustad ke niche soti hai..
    sala ustad to andr mza lene jata hai,
    Aur ye goti entrance par sar patak patak ke roti hai..!

    1. Deleted says:

      gud h boss

  15. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    hahahahahahahaha…..
    mast joke h admin bro

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