Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi

Santa Apne Doodh Wale Se Ladte Hue Bola

Santa: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??

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Doodhwala Udai Se Bola: “Sardar Ji, Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi, Isliye Nahi Aa Paya

Santa Kuch Soche Ke Bola: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!

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Santa Dudhwale Se- Yar Tum Do Din Se Q Nhi A Rhe The? Dudhwala- Ap Ki Bhabi Ki Tbiyat Khrab Thi. Snta- To Koi Bat Nhi Bhens Ka Dudh Hi Le Ate

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  1. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    दो पाकिस्तानी और एक
    हिन्दुस्तानी एक ट्रेन मे सफर कर रहे
    थे।
    तभी एक पाकिस्तानी बोला मुझे कोल्ड ड्रिँक पीना है मै लेने जा रहा हूँ । हिन्दुस्तानी बोला आप हमारे मेहमान हैँ
    आप बैठिए मैँ लाता हूँ ।
    जब वो लेने गया तब तक एक पाकिस्तानी ने हिन्दुस्तानी के एक जूते मेँ थूँक दिया ।
    जब बो वापिस
    आया तो दूसरा बोला मुझे
    भी पीना है और वो उसके
    लिये भी लेने चला गया । तब तक दूसरे पाकिस्तानी ने उसके दूसरे जूते मेँ थूक दिया।
    उसने दूसरे को भी दे दी और जैसे ही जूते
    मे पाँव डाला हिन्दुस्तानी जोर से चिल्लाया
    .
    .
    आखिर कब तक – कब तक
    ऐसा चलेगा कि पाकिस्तानी हमारे जूते
    मे थूकते रहेँगेँ,
    और हम उनकी कोल्ड ड्रिँक मेँ पेशाब करते रहेँगे! :-P

  2. Sujeet says:

    Saara din lag jata hai khud ko sametne mein
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    Phir raat ko unki yaadon ki hawa chalti hai
    aur hum phir bikhr kar reh jate hai…..

  3. deleted says:

    Us Ke Bina Ab Chup Chup Rehna acha lagta Hai
    Khamoshi Se Dard Ko Sehna acha lagta Hai
    Jis Hasti Ki Yaad Mein Din Bhar Aansoo Behte Hain
    Saamne Us Ke Kuch Na Kehna acha lagta Hai
    Mil Ker Us Se Bichar Na Jaon Darta Rehta Hoon
    Is Liye Bas Door Hi Rehna Acha lagta hai

    1. Sujeet says:

      Masha aalah….. Great shers BADE BHAI… Maza aa gaya….
      I’m f9, how r u? Bade bhai ye Ravi bro kidhar hai… Bahot din ho gaye nazar nahi aaye….

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